CH 63.2
Fantasy Farm
translator: baumkuchen
Bai Yuehu was still sleeping. He lay on his bed, his cheek buried in the soft quilt, his dark hair spread like silk across the white sheets. His face was as beautiful as a painting.
Humans were all skin-deep beings. What they liked had always been beautiful bodies.
Lu Qingjiu sat down next to Bai Yuehu. His movements were very light, but Bai Yuehu still opened his eyes. It was just that there was still sleepiness in those eyes, and neither were there any defenses in them whatsoever. He asked, âWhatâs wrong?â
Lu Qingjiu said, âI have something Iâd like to ask you about.â
Bai Yuehuâs gaze shifted to the box Lu Qingjiu was holding. âYou opened it?â
Lu Qingjiu said, âEn.â
Bai Yuehu said, âAsk.â
Lu Qingjiu hesitated slightly. âDo you know what happened to my grandmother?â
Bai Yuehu said, âI know a little.â
Lu Qingjiu instantly tensed up. âWhat do you know?â
âShe was your grandmother,â Bai Yuehu said, âand the Lu family member who used to guard Shuifu village.â
Lu Qingjiu, âWhat else?â
Bai Yuehu said, âHer lover caused a huge disaster, and was locked away.â His tone was light, but the words he spoke made Lu Qingjiu tremble slightly.
âDoâ¦â¦ do you know what her past lover did?â Lu Qingjiu continued to ask.
âI donât know,â Bai Yuehu said, âThis was all kept secret, Qingjiu, whatâs wrong?â
Lu Qingjiu let out a bitter smile. âHe ate my parents.â
Bai Yuehuâs eyebrows furrowed slightly. âThatâs not possible.â
Lu Qingjiu, âWhy is it impossible?â
Bai Yuehu, âIf he was going to eat someone, he would eat your grandmother first, why would he make a move against your parents?â
Lu Qingjiu, âWhat do you mean? Why do you say that?â He couldnât understand Bai Yuehuâs logic at all.
Bai Yuehu sat up straight, and slowly moved closer to Lu Qingjiu. It was as if there were embers burning in his eyes, making Lu Qingjiu instinctively want to retreat, but his arm was grabbed by Bai Yuehu. He said slowly, âWhat are you afraid of?â
Lu Qingjiuâs throat bobbed. âI justâ¦â¦ donât understand what you mean.â
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Bai Yuehu, âPerhaps he didnât do it of his own free will.â
Lu Qingjiu, âYou guys can still be forced?â
Bai Yuehu said, âWe canât be forced, but we can be corrupted.â He said, âBeyond Shuifu, thereâs nothing but boundaries to different worlds.â
Lu Qingjiu wanted to struggle out of Bai Yuehuâs grip, but Bai Yuehuâs hand was like iron, firmly locking his arm in place, practically not moving an inch. In the end, he gave up, sitting next to Bai Yuehu with his head lowered, tightly gripping the black wooden box to himself. âDo you know why I returned to Shuifu village?â
Bai Yuehu observed Lu Qingjiuâs expression, gleaning his answer from there. âBecause of your parents?â
âYes,â Lu Qingjiu said, âSomeone told me that my parents didnât die in an accident.â He looked at Bai Yuehu. âHe was right.â
Bai Yuehu, âWho told you this?â
Lu Qingjiu said, âOld Tree.â
Bai Yuehu frowned.
Lu Qingjiu said, âHe said that my parentsâ lives shouldnât have ended, that their death in Shuifu village was caused by someone, not a natural disaster.â
Bai Yuehu replied, âYou believed him?â
âI didnât when I came here, but now I do,â Lu Qingjiu said, âHe was exactly right. My parents didnât die because of the mudslide, they were eaten.â
No wonder at that time, even Yin Xun, a mountain god, hadnât been able to find his parentsâ bodies, only their possessions. He shouldâve known thenââ This wasnât an accident, they were eaten by something.
Lu Qingjiu looked at Bai Yuehu, a teary gleam in his eyes. He thought of the despair in his grandmotherâs diary, and the scene of when he had to arrange his parentsâ funeral. He asked, âAre you going to eat me?â
Bai Yuehu opened his mouth slightly. He knew that the best answer at this time, would be to deny it, but his soul was speaking to him about the desire he felt towards Lu Qingjiu. This desire made him hesitate slightly, to the point that he could only watch as the light in Lu Qingjiuâs eyes dimmed slightly.
âYou canât answer?â Lu Qingjiu said.
Bai Yuehu felt his heart tighten. This feeling was so strange, his heart was clearly fine, so why was it aching slightly? He said, âI donât know.â
Lu Qingjiu let out a bitter laugh.
Bai Yuehu said, âBut Iâll do my best to control myself.â He grabbed Lu Qingjiuâs hand and carefully smelled his fingers. His lips slid across the skin on the back of his hand as he felt the warmth of a human. He said, âItâs really hard for me to describe this kind of feeling to you, itâs likeâ¦â¦ Thereâs a delicious piece of cake walking around in front of you. You really like that cake, and want to swallow it down, but at the same time, you know that once you eat it, itâll be gone, so you continue to bear it.â
Lu Qingjiu was originally a little down, but was made to laugh by Bai Yuehuâs metaphor. âBut Iâm not a cake.â
Bai Yuehu, âYes, youâre even more tempting than cake.â
Lu Qingjiu said, âAre you praising the quality of my flesh?â
Bai Yuehu, âI guess it counts as that?â
Lu Qingjiu broke out into loud laughter. As he laughed, tears fell from his eyes. âThat supernatural being who ate my parents, where is he now, does he know that my grandmother died?â
âIâve taken you to see him before,â Bai Yuehu said, âDo you still remember our horror story competition? That dragon you saw, was the one that ate your parents. Of course, thatâs what they all say, but I donât believe it. Itâs just that for some reason, he didnât try to argue a case for himself.â It seemed like he was absolutely certain that that dragon hadnât eaten Lu Qingjiuâs parents, but what he said was completely different from what Lu Qingjiuâs grandmother said, and Lu Qingjiu didnât know who was telling the truth.
âIâm a little upset,â Lu Qingjiu said, âI never thought that this would be my birthday present.â That it would be such a heavy truth.
Bai Yuehu, âDonât be upset.â He raised his hand and lightly stroked the back of Lu Qingjiuâs neck, like he was using the method Lu Qingjiu used to comfort the little fox to comfort him.
His touch tickled slightly, making Lu Qingjiu want to duck away, but he was grabbed tight by Bai Yuehu.
âAre you going to go?â Bai Yuehu asked, âAre you going to leave this place?â
Perhaps Bai Yuehu himself didnât realise this, but when he asked this question, his tone was a little nervous.
Lu Qingjiu thought for a moment. âI wonât.â
Bai Yuehu let out a soft sigh of relief.
âIt seems that even if I leave this place, I donât have anywhere else to go anymore.â As he said this, Lu Qingjiuâs heart was bitter. Heâd lost all his relatives early on, there was nowhere for him to stay anywhere else. To him, Shuifu village wasnât just his hometown, but also a warm home.
This place had Yin Xun, whoâd waited for his return, had Bai Yuehu, who guarded this place, had the cute little pigs, as well as the fluffy fox.
To Lu Qingjiu, this place was warm.
âDonât leave.â Bai Yuehu reached out and pulled Lu Qingjiu into a hug. He gently rubbed his head against Lu Qingjiuâs cheek, like a coquettish cat. âStay here.â
As Lu Qingjiu watched Bai Yuehuâs movements, he felt that the fox spirit before him was too agitated, so he couldnât help but perform the actions that his original form often did. So, which type of dragon was Bai Yuehuâs original form? He originally wanted to ask, but then felt that Bai Yuehu felt very strongly about this matter, and swallowed the question that had formed in his throat back down.
âIâm not going to leave,â Lu Qingjiu said, âLet go, Iâm going to go make breakfast.â
Bai Yuehu asked, âYouâre really not going to leave?â
Lu Qingjiu said helplessly, âIâm really not going to leave, if Iâm lying to you, you can eat me, alright?â
Bai Yuehu said, âAlright.â He was serious.
Lu Qingjiu said, âLet me digest this matter a little first.â Fortunately, he had long since accepted that the supernatural existed, and had some mental preparation. If heâd found out about this when heâd first come here, he might have been scared away the very next day.
âEn.â Bai Yuehu nodded in agreement.
Lu Qingjiu carried the box back to his bedroom, carefully closing it before placing it back by the head of his bed. He stroked the box carefully, thinking about the last words his grandmother had left for him. If he ran into something bad, he should take another look at the things in the boxâ¦â¦ Thinking about it, his grandmother probably wanted to use her experience to comfort Lu Qingjiu.
But Lu Qingjiu only felt sad. It was hard for him to imagine the despair his grandmother must have felt when she found out that her lover had eaten their children.
Only after sitting in his room for quite a while was Lu Qingjiu about to get his emotions back under control. He got up and went out to cook.
Even though he now knew what sad story had occurred here in the past, life still went on. Besides, today was his birthday, he didnât want to let his bad mood spread to others.
When he reached the kitchen, however, Lu Qingjiu heard rowdy voices coming from inside. Listening closer, he found that Zhu Miaomiao and Yin Xun were arguing, while Jiang Buhuan tried to talk them down off to the side.
âWa, is what youâve made even edible!?â Yin Xun said, âDidnât I tell you to put in less eggs? Look, this cake canât even keep its shape anymore.â
Zhu Miaomiao, âAiyama, if Iâd known earlier that your cooking skills were like this, I would have ordered one. Hurry up, hurry up, itâs so late already, Qingjiu should be getting up by now!â
Yin Xun, âDonât hurry me, donât hurry meâââ
Jiang Buhuan said, âPut it here, be careful.â
Lu Qingjiu peeked in through the door and saw that the three people, all covered head to toe in flour, were currently carefully moving a cake. It was just that no matter how you looked at it, that cakeâs shape was very weird. If he had to describe itâ¦â¦ it was like a lump of melted baba.
Lu Qingjiu, ââ¦â¦â How in the world had they made the cake turn out like this.
The three didnât notice Lu Qingjiu peeking in on them by the door, busy using up all their energy moving the cake into a box, planning on covering it in cream. Lu Qingjiu thought for a moment, then simply left the kitchen to the three of them, turning around and returning to his own room.
About another twenty minutes later, an excited looking Zhu Miaomiao knocked on Lu Qingjiuâs door, calling for him to get up. Lu Qingjiu pretended that heâd just woken up, yawning as he said, âSorry, I got up late today.â
âItâs fine, itâs fine,â Zhu Miaomiao said, âQuickly come over, we made breakfast!â
Lu Qingjiu said, âYou guys even made breakfast? Who made it? It wasnât Yin Xun, was it??â
Zhu Miaomiao didnât know how terrifying Yin Xunâs cooking was, and was thus a little confused. âWhatâs wrong with Yin Xun making breakfast? From what I saw it looked pretty good.â
Lu Qingjiu, ââ¦â¦Nevermind, itâs fine.â He didnât tell Zhu Miaomiao, the most terrifying part of Yin Xunâs cooking was clearly that its appearance looked about right, and the taste was even pretty good, but after eating it, you would definitely have diarrhea, as if heâd put in some strange ingredients.
Since in order to celebrate his birthday, everyone had worked hard for a long time, Lu Qingjiu didnât want to spoil the mood. Besides, eating Yin Xunâs food would just give you diarrhea for a dayâ¦â¦ right?