Chapter 29: I’m afraid if I tell you, you’ll judge me_1
He's Actually A Sexy Girl? I Erected!
Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
âJust kidding with you, Iâm actually looking for a job,â Tang Fengâs joke came to an appropriate end as he immediately gave a serious answer.
âWhat kind of job are you looking for? Have you found one? Do you need help?â Song Lele fired off a barrage of questions.
âCan you help me find a job?â Tang Feng asked, instantly curious.
âSure, I can⦠ask around, tell me what kind of job youâre looking for?â Song Lele readily assured him.
âJust teasing, Iâve already found a job with a monthly salary of a hundred thousand,â Tang Feng said, having to clarify as the girl seemed to have taken him seriously. n/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
âAh? A hundred thousand? What job is that?â Song Lele was obviously startled by the mention of this job.
For someone just stepping out of university, landing a job with a salary of a few thousand a month would be quite decent.
Yet Tang Feng had managed to find a position that paid a hundred thousand a month right off the bat, which was simply unimaginable.
âCough cough, itâs not easy to talk about my job.â
âWhat job is it? That you canât even talk about?â
âIâm afraid Iâll tell you, and youâll look down on me.â
âHow could I? Weâre good friends, how could I look down on you?â
âAlright, Iâll tell you, just donât tell anyone else.â
âMhm, rest assured, I promise not to tell a soul.â
âDo you know thereâs a profession where most of the time there are no customers, but occasionally, when a customer does show up, you can make a ton of money? The clients all sneak in, afraid of being seenâ¦â
âAh? Young Master Tang, youâre not going to become⦠a gigolo, are you?â Song Leleâs surprised shout immediately came through the phone.
âWow, you sure know a lot, even familiar with the term gigolo? Bro, youâre not so innocent, eh?â Tang Feng seized the opportunity to tease her.
âI⦠I heard it from someone else. Stop sidetracking, youâre not really going to do that, are you?â Song Leleâs voice carried a faint hint of sorrow.
âJudging by your tone, do you despise that profession?â Tang Feng almost couldnât help laughing.
âI⦠Itâs not that Iâm prejudiced, itâs just⦠why would you choose that path? There are so many other jobs, even if they pay less, thereâs no need to go into that line, right? What if you catch a diseaseâ¦â
âStop, stop, stop, canât you wish me some luck? Who told you Iâm going to be a gigolo?â Tang Feng quickly intervened as she began to go off track.
âAh? So, youâre not going into that line? But you just saidâ¦â
âWhat I meant to say was, I work as an appraiser at an antique shop, where did your mind go? Canât you keep it clean?â
Tang Feng deliberately misled her, only to turn the tables at the end.
There was a long silence on Song Leleâs end, probably fuming; it took her a while to squeeze out, âStinking Young Master Tang, do you find it fun to play with me?â
âDonât talk nonsense, when have I ever played with you? Iâm not into guys,â Tang Feng responded.
Feeling things were heating up just right, Tang Feng decided not to push her further, lest his good buddy would explode with anger, âAlright, you called me, whatâs up?â
âYouâve gotten me all confused, I almost forgot the real issue,â Song Lele said irritably, before getting to the point, âHereâs the thing, tonight at Qianda Plaza, thereâs an offline limited-edition launch event by POP MARTâ¦â
âHold on, what MART?â Tang Feng, a bit muddled, hastily interrupted.
âPOP MART.â
âAnd whatâs that?â
âYou havenât heard of POP MART? You really are out of touch.â
âNot knowing this MART makes me out of touch?â
âSigh, never mind, as the young master, I shall educate you for free,â Song Lele said, half in disdain, while explaining to him.
After several minutes of explanation, Tang Feng finally got a rough ideaâit was a trendy toy brand.
âAlright, I think Iâve got the gist of it, go on,â Tang Feng said.
âWhere was I?â
âYou were talking about this MART thingâ¦â
âPOP MART,â she corrected.
âRight, POP MARTâs offline launch event.â
âYes, yes, yes, POP MART is hosting a limited-edition launch event at Qianda Plaza tonight, where theyâll randomly draw a Molly 1000% Earth Daughterâ¦â
âHold on, whatâs this Earth Daughter thing now?â Tang Feng had to interrupt yet again, in disbelief that he couldnât understand a single thing.
âThis Molly 1000% Earth Daughter is a secret version from POP MART, limited to 2500 pieces worldwide, and itâs very rare to unbox one,â Song Lele quickly explained.
Tang Fengâs rolling eyes nearly reached the sky with impatience, âAfter talking for so long, what does this have to do with me?â
âI have a friend who really wants to get one of these hidden versions, so she wants you to help unbox blind boxes,â Song Lele hastened to say.
Tang Feng was even more puzzled, âWhy do you need me? Canât you unbox them yourselves?â
âShe heard about your recent luck, knows youâre just exploding with good fortune, practically graced by a god of luck, so she wants some of your good vibes,â Song Lele gave a very logical explanation.
âCan I refuse?â Tang Feng was reluctant to get involved in the trivial games of little girls.
âNope!â Song Lele firmly vetoed.
âIs your friend male or female?â Tang Feng asked after a moment of silence.
âFemale, why?â Song Lele seemed puzzled.
âIs she pretty?â
âPretty.â
âDoes she have a boyfriend?â
âNo.â
âThen Iâll go.â
Tang Feng suddenly changed his mind.
Now it was Leleâs turn to be displeased, âYoung Master Tang, what are you up to?â
âHehe,â Tang Feng chuckled, âCanât let the good opportunities slip by, can we? Iâm still single, in desperate need of sorting out my lifelong issues, soâ¦â
âClick!â
Before he could finish, his buddy had already hung up the phone.
âHm? Sheâs mad?â
Tang Feng scratched his head in confusion, not understanding what she was angry about.
Could a lollipop make things better?
A while later, he received a text message from Song Lele.
The message was simple, no nonsense, just an address.
Even her favorite emojis were absent from the text.
It seemed she was genuinely angry.