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Chapter 8

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The Craziest Of Them All

Shitpouch! These wankers just had to come while I was having my winning streak. I run so fast that Usain Bolt would be proud of me but unfortunately it's not fast enough when the nigga running after me is running like he is Usain. I don't even run that far, before I am tugged backwards by my shirts collar, causing me to choke out as the cuff digs into my throat. I lose my balance and go crashing on the floor. Hard.

"Shit." I hiss out, as a sharp pain shoots up my ass as I land on it. Mr Extra Small immediately gets off his seat and walks on over to me. He places his hands under my arms and helps me to my feet. I send a small grateful smile his way. I knew he liked me!

"Damn Jay, you ain't got to do her like that." He says, looking at Mr Asshole. Who happened to be the fucktard who man handled me. Mr Extra Small helps my dust the dirt off of my back and hair.

"Don't tell me what the fuck to do Ronin!" Jay yells, getting all up in Ronin/Mr Extra Small's face, spit flying in the air an all. My face scrunched up in disgust and so does Ronin’s. He lifts a hand to his face and dramatically wipes the saliva off of his face.

“Say it don’t spray it, Jay.” Ronin says. As a response Jay moves closer to Ronin, almost chest to chest, as if to challenge him or something. I don’t know about you but I hate this cumbubble named Jay, how dare he come up in here and ruin our fun and then turn around and act like a major dick.

"Chill out, Jay." Mr Sexy Voice commands, placing a hand on Jay's chest to hold him back. He, like everyone else, can sense that some major shit is about to go down.

"Don't tell me to chill Alex!" Jay shouts, getting all worked up. "You know how much trouble we would have gotten into if she got away! And while we are looking for the bitch, he and these idiots are playing cards with her!"

“I don’t know who the fuck you calling a bitch you dickweasel?” I blow, “Now I’ve been quietly watching you parade with your jizzbreath, acting as if you’re the shit, but I ain't gonna let you call me out of my name. Awundazi ndinje.”

“Shut up you cunt.” Jay spits at me lividly. This fucker. I can feel my anger rising, and I know if I blow it ain't finna be a pretty scene. Before I can even retort, Ronin jumps to my rescue.

"Don't call her that!" Ronin yells, now also getting into Jay's face. Alex/Mr Sexy Voice is now in between the two guys, trying to stop a fight from breaking out between the two.

This Ronin guy is after my heart with the way he be jumping to my defence. It’s too bad I am a feminist and believe that I don’t need no man to do none for me. And with regards to my heart, it belongs to another. I am grateful for his efforts but as much as I appreciate Ronin wanting to stand up for me, I don't want him to fight with his friend over some annoying chick he just met.

Not even thinking about it, I too like Alex, step in between the two men. I place my hands on both their chests to keep them apart, very muscle-y chests might I add.

“Damn boy! You really putting in them hours at the gym.” I exclaim out while patting Ronin’s chiselled chest. But that’s besides the point, I need to get back from Hoe Island and focus on stopping the fight that is about to break out. "Okay dudes, stop it now!" I scream at both of them.

Looking at Jay first, I point at the furthest corner in the room and order him to wait there for me. At my command he gives me an incredulous look. I give my infamous death glare, telling him that I mean business. Seeming to give up, Jay sighs and moves away to the corner which I pointed at.

With Jay standing at the corner, I turn my attention onto Ronin.

"Thank you for standing up for me there." I say sincerely, "But I don't need no man fighting my battles for me, I could have handled it myself and besides I don't want you getting into trouble because of me."

Ronin doesn't say anything, but just nods at me before throwing Jay another scowl. He turns around and walks back to the table, where the other men are sitting awkwardly in their seats.

I look back at Alex, who is standing a short distance away. I can't see his facial expression because of his hat but I have a feeling he is looking at me.

"So you do know how to speak English after all." His gruff and deep voice asks me. There is a hint of amusement in his voice. Damn! I've been busted and now I can't play that card anymore.

Before I can reply, the ringing of a phone cuts me off. Alex pulls an iPhone out of his pocket and looks at the caller ID, after a second of hesitation he presses the answer button and puts the phone against his ear.

"Hello boss." Alex speaks into the phone. At the mention of the word 'boss' my eyes stay glued on Alex as my interest is peaked. By all the lingering looks on Alex, it is obvious that I am not the only one interested in the conversation taking place.

"Yes boss."

"No boss."

"She's here boss." At this statement everyone's gazes fall onto me, confirming that Alex was indeed talking about me, that I was the 'she' he was talking about.

"Will do." Alex says, ending the call straight after.

"What did The Boss Man say?" Jay asks, taking the words right out of my mouth and voicing the question in everyone's mind.

"He wants us to take her to Demon." Alex responds nonchalantly. At the mention of this ‘Demon’ bloke’s name, one of the guys hisses loudly. I look at him incredulously and all I see is a pained expression on his face, as if he is reliving a very painful memory.

"Did he say why?" Ronin inquires.

"No." Alex replies. At Alex's last statement, everyone gazes once more drift onto me, this time however they are filled with pity.

"Who's Demon?" I ask with wide eyes, seeing as everybody wanted to leave me in the dark about this shady Demon character. I mean, what kind of a name is Demon?

"You'll see, when we get there." Alex says, putting his phone back in his pocket, then signalling with his head for Jay to follow him. Coming over to me, he grabs me by the wrist and starts walking out the room.

Before we exit the room, I turn around to look at the other men once more. My heart nearly drops when one of the men mime 'Good Luck, I'll Pray for You' at me, with pity in his eyes.

What kind of shit is Alex literally dragging me into?

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I sit quietly in the backseat of the black Lexus car. Jay is sitting in the passenger seat, typing away on his phone while Alex is driving us to who knows where.

"Can we please put the radio on?" I ask, breaking the silence within the moving car.

"No." Jay answers coldly, not even looking up from his phone.

Shooting him a glare, I imagine myself banging his head repeatedly on the passenger's window. This fucker nothing but rude. Breaking out of my murderous day dream, I focus my attention to the scenery zooming past the window.

We are currently on the highway, and all there is to look at is a bunch of cars speeding past us. I occupy myself by trying to count how many white cars speed past us, but I give up soon after when I can’t keep up with the flurry of cars zooming past.

I am so bored, I can bet my left tit that the niggas in the grave are having more fun then me.  There is nothing to distract me, no music, no talking. There is nothing but the low hum of the car's engine.

To pass the time and make that I don't pass out from boredom, I'mma do what I do best..

Annoy the shit out of people!

At my idea, an evil chuckle accidentally escapes my lips. Jay pauses his typing to turn around and look at me weirdly and even Alex takes his concentration off the road to look at me from the car’s rear view mirror.

Ignoring the looks, I unbuckle my seatbelt and shift my position to in between the two front seats. Placing my hands on both the seats, I push myself forward so that I am in line with the two men.

I think I'm going to focus my wrath of Jay first.

Using my forefinger I poke Jay's left cheek. I watch intently as his brows furrow and he pauses once more from typing on his phone. Deciding to continue to do what he's good at, he ignores me. Taking it as a challenge, I poke him one more time.

Nigga doesn't even flinch.

Poke.

Nada.

Poke.

A frustrated sigh escapes him. Aha! No one can resist my annoying tendencies, they all succumb to my will at the end.  Seems as if I'm doing something right.

Poke ... poke.

"What! What!" Jay finally snaps. A triumphant grin slowly spreads across my face.

“Why are you always so mean to me?” I ask on a small voice, with my bottom lip sticking out, in what I hope looks like a cute face. “Is it because I called you a dickweasel?” I ask.

“No” he answers abruptly, he returns his focus to his phone.

“Is it because I said you have jizzbreath?” I continue questioning. Jay doesn't reply, but I see him take in a deep breath as if to calm him down. “Is it because I called you an asshole?”

Jay stops typing again and turns to look at me, “When did you call me an asshole?” He asks shocked.

Feigning shock as well, I raise my eyebrows and say, “Oh I didn't? I guess I said it in my head.” I shrug my shoulders casually. My answer from Jay is a mumbled out ‘leave me alone’.

A second or two of silence passes before I am back at it again. "Where are we going?" I ask, looking at him with big eyes.

"You'll see when we get there." Jay answers through gritted teeth. I let out a groan at his lame answer.

"Okay." I answer back, sounding a little dejected and sad. "Are we there yet?" I ask with renewed hope in my voice.

"No!" Jay shouts.

"Okay...so when are we getting there?"

"Will you just shut the fuck up!" Jay screams, he turned his head to look at me in the eye for the first time during this trip.

"Mind your language, young boy!" I reply, in a mock granny voice.

Jay flares his nostrils at me before deciding against whatever he was planning to do against me. He lets out a deep breath, probably to calm himself down, faces the front once more and completely ignores me.

Operation : 'Annoy Jay' is a success! I mentally give myself a high five and a pat on the back.

Now to focus my attention onto my next victim, poor old Alex. I observe as Alex focuses intently on the road. He seems as if he is concentrating so hard on his task, and it kinda makes me feel guilty for what I'm about to do.

"Lex?" I say with my most angelic voice.

"Don't call me that." Alex snaps back as a reply.

"Oh sorry," I say with my hands up as a form of surrender. "Can we please stop for McDonalds or something cause I'm really hungry." As if on cue, my stomach grumbles loudly.

Alex breaks his focus off of the road for a second to give my poor stomach a weird look.

"I can't, we are expected at a certain time and I'd hate to be late." Alex says, with his attention back on the road.

"But if I don't eat something now, I'll die." I groan out dramatically. "You don't want me to die, do you?"

My pleading gaze is snapped away from Alex's head when I hear the idiot sitting in the passenger seat mutter something along the line of "please can she die" under his breath. Deciding to ignore him, I look back at Alex.

"Please Lex, pleeeeaaaasse." I screech out in my whiney voice.

"No. There is no time."

"Please, it will be quick I promise."

The car is the filled with silence once more. Feeling dejected and hungry, I lean back into the seat and fold my arms across my chest. I glare out the window with my bottom lip sticking out.

"Are you seriously throwing a silent tantrum right now?" Alex asks, with amusement dripping off of his sexy voice.

I ignore him and let out a puff of air through my noise loudly.

"Will you stop breathing like that if we stop at McDonalds?" Alex asks, quickly glancing at the rear view mirror to see me at the back of the car.

Unable to help myself, a huge smile spreads across my face. I bounce excitedly in my seat while chanting 'yes' like Daniel Bryan from WWE with my hands in the air, touching the car roof.

A cute chuckle escapes Alex's (and even Jay's) mouth at my childish actions.

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Translations:

Awundazi ndinje - you don't know me like that

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Much love, your girl Kenny 😘

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