XV
The Craziest Of Them All
âSo are any of you handsome fellas gonna show me the way to the kitchen?â I ask flirtatiously at the group of guys standing at the foot of the stairs. A large smile plastered on my face. âMy stomach is about to eat itself out.â Right on time, the sound of my stomach grumbling resonates throughout the foyer.
âI do love a girl that can eat.â One of the guys says. He is the typical tall, dark and handsome. His chocolate brown skin is so vibrant, which just tells me that he takes good care of himself. His hair has a neat fade on the sides of his scalp. His angular face beautifully frames his facial features and the smile that is hanging loosely on his lipsâ¦letâs just say that if I wasnât wearing any pants, my underwear would have already dropped to the floor. I like what I see. âCome on down gorgeous and I will lead you to the kitchen.â He says, holding his arm out for me to take.
Shit! This nigga is out for my heart! Full of excitement, I skip down the few step and energetically cling onto Mr Sweet Talkerâs arm. I have a stupid grin as we walk arm in arm out of the foyer and through the formal living room, headed to the kitchen.
âSo what is your name Casanova?â I ask, while trying to inconspicuously catch whiffs of his cologne. He smells like pure masculinity and Iâm loving it. âYou can call me Travis sweetheart.â
âYou better be careful with all that name calling,â I say while giggling like a maniac. âYou might just wake up to find out that we are married.â At my words, Travis bursts out laughing. His manly laugh vibrating through the extravagant walls of the formal living room. He thinks Iâm jokingâ¦Iâm not.
âI like you.â He says when his laughing fit ends. As he says this we step into an amazing kitchen. The kitchen is every chefâs wet dream, with its top of the line stainless steel appliances, marble counters and white cabinetry. What catches my eye though is the array of delectables that are on the counters.
âI think Iâm in love.â I announce as I slowly, almost carefully, walk to the display of red velvet cupcakes that are set up on a stand, covered by a crystal clear glass cover. Lifting the lid, I reach out for one of the vibrant red coloured mini cakes. Within a second, the whole cupcake is devoured. I literally vacuumed the whole thing down my throat. Without a second thought, I reach out for my second one. It meets the same fate as the first one.
âDamn girl.â I hear from behind me. I turn around to find Travis staring at me with wide eyes. âWhat?â I begin to defend myself, âTheyâre delicious and a girl can never have too many cupcakes.â I end off smugly.
âThank you for the compliment; they are my motherâs recipe.â Someone says from the entrance of the kitchen. I squint my eyes, in an effort to get a good look at whoever is talking. It only takes me a short while to recognize the man at the doorway. âRonin?!? Is thatchu?â
Mr Extra Small/Roninâs does a double take as he finally realises who I am. âCrazy girl?â he walks closer to me, âHow are you still alive? I was sure youâd be dead by now.â He is genuinely surprised to see me alive and kicking. What the hell did he think was going to happen to me?
âI was this close,â I bring my thumb and forefinger closely together till there is a miniscule space in between them, âto getting my ass shot and getting killed. I have brushed hands with death my friend.â I say with a proud expression on my face. I mean who wouldnât be proud, I escaped a dingy basement just to get thrown into the clutches of a trigger happy assassin, but I still survived. I then tried to escape, though I failed miserably, I still managed to come out of Demonâs wrath unscathed. And then when professionally trained killers tried to take us out, I still went out of that apartment breathing. I am so fuckin proud of myself.
âWell Iâm glad you still alive.â Ronin says out shyly. As soon as the words leave his mouth, his face instantly becomes red. He is too cute for his own good. Unable to help myself, I walk over to him and engulf in a warm hug. A big sisterly love washes over me, causing me to squeeze him closer to my body. Our hug is broken up when Travis comes to separate us, I completely forgot that he was also in the room.
âBe careful now Ronin, thatâs my wife you clinging onto there.â He says jokingly. I release a short laugh while I walk back to the cupcake stand. I really like this guy, but he is playing with fire. I am crazy enough to get married to someone without their consent of or knowledge.
âI actually have something of yours; just wait here for a second.â Without waiting to see whether I had heard him or not, Ronin hurriedly rushes out of the kitchen to disappear around a corner. Both I and Travis watch Roninâs departure with curious gazes. I wonder what he has of mine.
âHe is a weird little guy that one.â Travis says while grabbing out a bottle of water from the large two door stainless steel sub-zero fridge. I opening the bottle I watch as he gulps down half the bottle in one go. The up and down bobbing of his adamâs apple hypnotizes me for a short second, but I quickly break out of it when he removes the bottle from his soft, pink lips. Damn! I need to get laid; I canât believe watching someone drink water is getting me excited.
âYeah, but he really cool though. I like him.â I say while I absentmindedly use my finger to lick away the icing of my third cupcake. These are really good; I need to make a mental note to ask Ronin for the recipe.
Before me and Travis can continue our mini conversation, Ronin comes rushing back in and what is in his hand causes me to start choking on the bit of icing that was in my mouth. I make a grab for the half full bottle of water in Travisâ hand and down the rest of the liquid. When I no longer feel like Iâm about to die, I turn to look at the black lace bra in Roninâs smooth hand. Itâs the same bra that I used as collateral during the card game. I canât believe he kept it!
I bust out laughing as I take the bra from Roninâs hand, âI canât believe you actually have it. Scratch that, I canât believe that I went through all this shit without a bra on.â At my words both the menâs eyes drift towards my chest. Ronin averts his eyes almost immediately but Travisâ gaze lingers for longer.
âI ended up winning the final game, and that was part of the loot.â He says bashfully, âI kept it for just in case I ever saw you again.â He scratches the back of his head awkwardly.
âWell thank you either way,â I say with a teasing smile plastered on my face. Just as I am about to tease Ronin some more, Demon walks into the kitchen. We all look at him as he exudes an aura of anger. He ignores everyone in the room and just looks straight at me.
âOf course you would be in the kitchen.â He says while eyeing the cupcake still clutched in my hand with a look of disgust. The disgusted expression quickly morphs into one of confusion when he notices the bra in my other hand. He opens his mouth as if to question why I am holding my bra, but he shakes his head and quickly closes his mouth.
âDonât start with me Demon, Iâm in a very good mood right now so donât ruin it for me.â I take a huge bite of the cupcake and chew away happily. Demonâs face scrunches up as he watches me chew my food.
âMaybe you should consider healthy foods,â he says while eyeing my figure, from the top of my head all the way to my feet. If this nigga wasnât insinuating that I was fat, I would have felt some typa way about him looking at me like that. Just as I am about to jump into my defense, I hear Travis speak up from behind me.
âWell for what itâs worth, I think you look perfect wifey.â He says all this while looking directly into Demonâs eyes, as if challenging him. I donât know what is going on but it doesnât take a rocket scientist to realises that the two donât like each other. I see Ronin nodding in agreement at Travisâ comment.
âWhy thank you hubby.â I say, playing along with Travis. I do really appreciate them telling me that my body is perfect. Iâm not insecure about my body, but itâs nice for people to defend you when haters like Demon come along.
As soon as the word âhubbyâ leaves my mouth, Demonâs eyes snap to my face. He flares his nostrils in anger and without a warning grabs my wrist and drags me out of the kitchen.
What the hell has gotten into the fool?
He forcefully drags me to the foyer and up the grand staircase. When we reach the landing for the second floor, I try to pry my wrist out of his hand, but he has an iron grip on it. âDemon let go, youâre hurting me!â he doesnât seem to hear me, as he continues to drag me to a door at the end of the hallway where he finally releases my wrist.
At the door, he swings it open and steps into the room. Hesitantly, I follow in behind him. The room we have just entered is an expansive one, with a king sized bed situated in the middle. The colour scheme of the bedroom is dark grey and black. The walls are grey while the carpet is midnight black. There are large abstract paintings hanging on the wall. The scenarios depicted on the paintings are very morbid and are ridiculed with pain.
After doing a small 360 degree turn of the room, I turn to face Demon. âWhat the hell was that back there Demon?â I ask, referring to him dragging me out the kitchen as if I was some kind of rag doll.
âI want you to stay away from Travis.â Is his only explanation, if you can call what he said an explanation.
âAnd why should I do that?â I stuff my bra into one of the pockets, then take my now free hand to place it on my hip.
âBecause I said so.â Demon says frustratedly. This nigga!
âDemon stop bullshitting me right now, Travis seems like a good guy and Iâm not going to stay away from him just because you said so.â
âBut he is not a good guy! He is bad for you Amandla!â demon yells out at me, âJust trust me on that.â Iâve never seen Demon get emotional over something like this, so maybe Travis might not be the good guy that I thought he was.
âOkay fine Demon, I canât promise to stay away from him or completely ignore him when he talks to me but I will however promise to not actively go looking for him.â I say trying to appease Demon, âIs that okay?â
âYeah its fine.â I see Demon visibly relax at my words. He must really believe that Travis is a bad guy for him to go overreacting like this.
âOkay so what am I doing here?â I ask, motioning to the room. âThis is where you are going to be sleeping for the meantime while we are here.â Is Demonâs answer. At his words, my jaw drops. No fuckin way, this room is so luxurious, Iâm not even tired but I am so excited to go to bed now. After weeks of sleeping in a bathroom, sleeping here will be like sleeping in Heaven.
âOh man this is so dope!â I exclaim out unrestrained. âWhere will you be sleeping so I know where to go if I need anything?â I ask while walking around the room to go to one of the paintings to examine it properly.
âYou wonât have to go far because I will also be sleeping here.â
I instantly swirl around to look at Demon, âWait Iâm sorry, I donât think I heard you properly, did you just say that me and you are going to be sharing a room?â
âYeah thatâs what I said, do we have a problem?â
âOh no, not at allâ I say sarcastically, âBut just out of curiosity, why canât I get my own room?â
âThere are no vacant rooms in the house.â Is all Demon says as he casually walks to the bed and sits comfortably at the edge of the bed.
âSo you tellin me,â I begin pacing around, âthat in this big ass house, there isnât even one room that is available.â I ask disbelievingly.
âYep.â Demon looks at the wristwatch on his arm then gets up again. âGo and take a shower, dinner will be served in 40 minutes and we all need to be downstairs.â With that he walks past me and out the bedroom door, making sure to close it behind him.
I swear that this nigga will be the death of me .