viii. part one

a/n: Now this is what I mean by "experimenting." There will be suggestive/inappropriate themes and language. (Teenagers. Welp.) Also, almost 90 reads on this story?! Thank you so much for reading, guys! ♥

October

Anderson household

40 Questions

Paris, Chris, Zelda, Jeremy

part one

Paris: Since we're getting to know each other and there are four of us here, why don't we play 20 Questions with forty questions? It'll be pretty fun.

Zelda: Forty. Is that necessary?

Paris: Scared?

Zelda: Are you serious?

Jeremy: I'm afraid he is. It does sound pretty fun though. I'm in. Chris?

Chris: Why not? It doesn't sound bad.

Zelda: Alright, alright. Let's get started then.

1. Celebrity crush?

Paris: When I say that, I really mean celebrity you'd like to fuck; which, in my case, would be Scarlett Johansson. That woman is hot as fuck man.

Chris: Do you have to ask questions like that? My celebrity crush is Nina Dobrev.

Zelda: Eh, I don't know. I'm just gonna go with Sebastian Stan for now.

Jeremy: I don't think I have one...? But if I have to pick... uh, I don't know! I'm gonna skip this one.

2. Favourite food?

Chris: Pizza. Period.

Zelda: How am I supposed to just pick one? There are so many to choose from.

Chris: Just do it.

Zelda: Argh. I hate you. I guess dumplings? I like dumplings.

Jeremy: Chocolate chip cookies.

Paris: Pussy. Okay, just joking. I like everything with caramel.

3. Favourite band or singer?

Zelda: I'm gonna have to go with Hands Like Houses. They are so underrated.

Jeremy: Good old All Time Low for me.

Paris: My favourite band is my own band. I can't believe you didn't say the same thing.

Jeremy: Why the heck would my own band be my favourite?

Chris: I don't know about you, but Imagine Dragons is pretty cool.

Paris: They're eh. But let's move on. Jeremy?

4. What's your hobby?

Jeremy: I like playing with a cat that isn't even mine, playing music, sleeping...

Paris: Annoying people, and playing football.

Chris: Same. Football. Not annoying people.

Zelda: Internet. And more Internet.

Paris: Nerd.

Zelda: Why else do you think you're friends?

Paris: I'm not answering that. It felt like an attack.

5. Who's your favourite person in this room?

Paris: I'll let you guys answer this first.

Chris: Myself. I'm my favourite person.

Zelda: Same.

Jeremy: Same.

Paris: C'mon, guys. What's the fun in that?

Jerenmy: Hey, if you can be your favourite band, we can be our favourite people.

Chris: Exactly! High five bro!

Paris: Shut up.

6. What's a superpower you want?

Chris: It would be so cool if I could just be invisible. You'll never see me coming.

Paris: Yoh mean you can be the creep you really are?

Zelda: Paris, shut up. I want to be able to teleport. Or control time. Or-

Paris: Zelda, he said a superpower. One. Not ten.

Jeremy: Teleportation sounds good to me.

Paris: Y'all are so boring. I'm gonna be fucking spider man.

7. What's your favourite time of the day?

Zelda: Mine has got to be anytime from the evening to the next morning. So... the later half of the pm and and first half of the am.

Jeremy: Zelda, most people aren't even awake at those hours.

Zelda: Exactly.

Jeremy: Fair enough. I like the afternoon hours. I don't know why though.

Paris: Y'all are so out of your mind. Such ungodly hours. I like lunch times. And tea times. And dinner times.

Chris: I like morning hours before noon best. Such a good time to sleep.

8. Which teacher do you like least?

Jeremy: Mr Reynolds in History is as far down my list as any teacher could be. He's just a bully who picks on failing students. Ugh.

Paris: Really? Reynolds? What about Pickles?

Zelda: Was it just me or did you just say Pickles?

Paris: Long story short, Mr. Levi taught us sex ed, so....

Zelda: Oh. Okay. Continue. Why do you hate him?

Chris: I'll have to agree with Paris on this one. That dude's a douchebag. He was also our football team's coach. He does this thing where he makes questionable and poor judgement and then blame the team for playing a bad game. The whole team ended up signing a petition asking for another coach. We're finally having a new coach this year.

Zelda: Wow. Talk about being dramatic. I don't really hate any teacher. I guess I don't really know them well enough to decide. But from what Jeremy said, Mr Reynolds sounds like he's a dick.

9. Marry, fuck, kill in this room?

Paris: Moving onto a brighter subject. I'm not into fucking guys, so Zelda, you'll have to do. Nothing personal. And I know how much of a pain it would be to have the live with Chris, so I'm gonna marry Jeremy and kill Chris.

Zelda: Cute.

Chris: Do you have to ask questions like that?

Paris: Someone has to! You see? This is why I'm not marrying the guy.

Jeremy: Guys...

Zelda: I don't wanna fuck any of you-

Paris: Ouch.

Zelda: Not that you're not good looking or anything...

Paris: Better.

Jeremy: Dude.

Zelda: It's just weird. I think I'm gonna marry Jeremy, since we get along the most so far. But the other two...

Paris: I'm more hung than Chris, if that helps at all.

Chris: Hey! That's not true!

Jeremy: Jeez, guys...

Paris: Let's admit it, though, Jeremy's bigger than both of us. You can never tell on the outside, but he's a monster.

Jeremy: Paris! What the fuck? Jesus.

Chris: Ha! He's blushing! Can someone take a picture?

Zelda: Y'all are cute. I'll probably fuck Chris, since I kind of wanna kill Paris.

Chris: Fair enough. I'll kill Paris too. I think I'll marry Jeremy, just so I don't have to fuck him.

Jeremy: Oh wow, thanks. I was going to marry Paris, but I've decided to kill him now. Marry Chris. Fuck Zelda. Now moving on!

10. If you could kill someone and get away with it, who would it be?

Chris: Since we're on the topic of killing, we might as well continue it. I'mma kill Donald Trump. There. I said it.

Zelda: I don't necessarily like the idea of killing in real life, but if there is a way to dispose Donald Trump to somewhere he couldn't be heard, wouldn't be known, and has no influence, that would be really great.

Chris: That is such a fancy and polite way of saying you want him dead.

Zelda: It really is, isn't it? Oh well. Jeremy?

Jeremy: I was going to say Mr. Reynolds, but now that you've mentioned Trump...

Paris: Justin Bieber.

Chris:

Zelda:

Jeremy:

Paris: What? You've already killed Trump. I'm not gonna waste my kill on a dead person. Unless you like Justin Bieber...?

Chris: Well, he's not that bad...

Paris: I'm not commenting on his music. It was purely about his bratty behavior and attitude.

Chris: Well then. I have no objection.

11. What is something that you really want to learn?

Zelda: I have a lot of things I want to learn, but right now, I have my eyes on learning another language. Or maybe driving and fixing a car.

Paris: You're in a foreign country, and you want to learn another language.

Zelda: Do I look like I don't already know English?

Jeremy: We can all teach you how to drive if you want. I don't know what I want to learn though. Another instrument? Maybe the violin?

Paris: The violin? Really, Jeremy? You're such an ambitious man, I can't even see your dick.

Zelda: That was not what you said.

Paris: Chris, stop laughing. It's not funny.

Chris: Shit. That burn is A plus. She's right though. You did say that.

Jeremy: Gosh, why are we still talking about this?

Chris: Someone's shy, ey? Look at that blush.

Zelda: Guys, let's get back on track. What is something that you wanna learn?

Paris: Kung fu. So I can kick ass.

Chris: Surfing.

Paris: And here we have- a typical fuckboy in the making. You're just missing the blonde hair now- wait, you already have blonde hair.

Chris: Paris, get out.

12. What is your most embarrassing moment?

Jeremy: I accidentally threw a book at a teacher's face once. I was only going to throw it at someone, but he ducked and I guess I threw the book too hard. It hit him square in the face. The whole class was looking at me. I still cringe when I think about it. Ugh.

Paris: Okay, so I was at Target the other day. There was this pot for a tree or something at a section. It was empty and could just fit me, so I did the natural thing (haha I'm so funny)- I stood in it to pretend to be Groot and asked Jeremy to take a picture- no no no, don't show it, Jeremy. Zelda, stop laughing. Chris, you're looking like a dying seal.

Jeremy: But it was so funny!

Paris: Anyway, after the picture was taken, I got out of the pot-

Jeremy: Tried, to get out.

Paris: Same difference. I did that that, but something got stuck to my foot. Everyone in that section was looking at me when I tried to walk with a pot attached to my leg.

Jeremy: I actually took a video of that.

Paris: Jeremy! How dare you!

Chris: Okay, okay. But hear this. This is really embarrassing. Are you ready?

Paris: Just spill it already.

Chris: One time, I accidentally sent a dick pic to... Wait for it... Pickles.

Zelda: Well shit.

Jeremy: Yikes.

Paris: Ew ew ew ew ew. Ew.

Chris: Yeah. He made sure to stare me in the eye thoughout sex ed that year.

Zelda: Oh my.

Paris: Can we see?

Zelda: Can we not?

Chris: I deleted it, dumbass. Ask the next question.

13. While we're at it, what is your most embarrassing kink or fetish?

Paris: No kinkshaming, okay? I'll admit, I have a thing for bondage and shit. It's pretty hot.

Zelda: Are you the one tied up, or are you tying people up?

Paris: Haven't decided it yet. You?

Zelda: Eh. I don't know a lot of kinks and fetishes to start with.

Paris: C'mon, girl. Show us your wild side.

Chris: Maybe I'll go first. Ugh, I can't believe I'm saying this out loud, but I'm kinda into the whole daddy kink thing. Ugh. Uggggh. I'm gonna go rinse my mouth with soap now.

Zelda: Not kinkshaming. Not judging. Now that I think about it, I might have a thing for mild spanking and dirty talking... Not sure, though?

Paris: You dirty little girl. I didn't see it in you.

Zelda: Dude.

Paris: Pfft. Okay. I'll shut up. Jeremy? I'll let you skip it if you want, since, you know, you have really weird sexual preferences- or the lack thereof.

Chris: Who's gonna explain it to Zelda first? She looks kinda confused.

Paris: I'll do it, considering how he can't even say dick or pussy without blushing. No one has ever seen Jeremy turned on. The only time we've seen his dick hard was in the morning.

Chris: I swear, sometimes I'd think he can't get hard. But he can. He just doesn't. It's weird.

Jeremy: Okay, this feels too weird. Let's not get carried away. Does dirty talking even counts as a kink? I'll just go with that one. Chris, next question please.

14. Who's your most embarrassing crush?

Chris: You know that teacher? Ms. Hale? She's hot.

Paris: Damn, boy, a teacher? Though, to be fair, I think most people have a crush on a teacher at some point of their lives.

Zelda: I can second that. I had this tutor, who I've never even seen him in real life, by the way. I was in his video class. He wasn't bad looking, and he was so freaking smart. I think I had a crush on him for like, a whole year. Probably more. He's just, so hot and attractive. Phew.

Jeremy: You're sounding kinda dreamy, Zelda...

Zelda: Oh, shut up. What about you?

Jeremy: I don't get crushes a lot, to start with. But I had this neighbour whose daughter was in college, and she's really nice to me, so...

Paris: Wait, you mean Kylie's sister?

Jeremy: Yeah, that. I grew out of it pretty soon though. Figured she was a bit too old. Anyway, let's move on. Who's next? Zelda?

Zelda: Yep.

15. When's the last time you cry?

Zelda: I know this is kinda serious, but I'm just asking out of curiosity.

Jeremy:

Paris:

Chris:

Paris: What? Are you not gonna start first?

Zelda: Fine. Let me think. I think the last time I cried was- I don't know, a couple of months ago? It was before the finals at the time. I was stressing myself out a bit and I ended up crying, I think. Oh, come on. We all get stressed out by school at some point. Don't give me that look. I was pretty freaked out then. Seriously.

Jeremy: Okay, confession time. The last time I cried was in July. The summer holiday was just starting. Everyone was busy doing something except for me. It wasn't a great feeling.

Paris: Shit. On the scale of one to ten, how deep is this meant to be?

Zelda: Hella deep.

Paris: Alright then. The last time I cried... I think was several months ago. I spent a hell lot of time on practising for a game, but we still lost. I felt pretty shit back then.

Chris: Same. I didn't cry, though. The last time I cried was around, like, a week ago? Family drama, and, you know. Shit like that.

Paris: Alright, Zelda, thanks for making this emotional. Let's move on. Jeremy, you're next.

16. If you could be any Marvel character, who would you be?

Jeremy: I would totally be Bucky Barnes. The dude's the shit man.

Paris: No way. You know who's the shit? Natsha fucking Romanov. Now that is what I'd call the shit. I would give my life to be a piece of her.

Chris: I was going to say Groot, but now I'm not so sure...

Zelda: You do you man. You'd make a nice tree. I'm gonna be Daredevil. You know what they say- lawyer on the streets, devil in the sheets. Wait- devil on the streets as well, actually. Don't mind me. Who's next?

Paris: I am. So...

17. How many times have you fucked?

Paris: Trust me to ask a cheeky question. Speaking of, how many times do you think I've fucked?

Zelda: That's another question.

Paris: Meh. Minor details.

Chris: I would've thought you lost count.

Jeremy: I don't remember. Around... three times?

Zelda: Don't look at me. I wouldn't freaking know.

Paris: I've slept with two people. Three times up till this point.

Jeremy: I score a perfect zero. Can't say I mind.

Zelda: Ha ha. Same.

Chris: Damn. Wow. I mean, I am one year older than you, but three? You're making me feel bad. There weren't a lot of people I've fucked, but I still lost count. But next question-

18. Have you ever watched porn?

Chris: Let's be completely honest here. I know I have. Paris probably has, too.

Paris: Jeremy has too!

Jeremy: You made me watch it! I didn't want to. The images were scarring.

Chris: Oh, yeah. I think we were still testing to see if he really couldn't get a boner at the time.

Jeremy: Some friends you are.

Paris: I'm more interested in knowing if Zelda has ever watched porn, to be honest.

Zelda: I have seen it, but I never searched it up and watched it.

Jeremy: Really?

Zelda: It just happens when you're on the Internet for too long. Especially if you're on tumblr.

Paris: Pfft. Excuses.

Zelda: Boy, I'm so done with you. Anyway, next question. Let's see...

19. What is something that you really want in life?

Zelda: It can be material or physical or something more abstract. Anything.

Jeremy: It's both amazing and a pain in the ass how you ask such deep questions. I need time to think of an answer, you know.

Paris: I'll go first then. Unlike Jeremy here, I've always known what I want. I feel kinda shallow for saying this, but I wouldn't mind being famous...

Zelda: Nah, it's fine. I'm pretty sure most of us have thought the same at some point of our lives.

Chris: I want to be able to travel the world with my favourite athletes. Does that count?

Zelda: Sure. Why not? Jeremy?

Jeremy: Some sort of adventure. Not necessarily anything very challenging. But sort of new and exciting journey would be pretty cool. What about you?

Zelda: Wisdom. I don't know why, but I enjoy knowing. So yeah. Wisdom.

20. What is something you enjoy doing but no one knows?

Jeremy: I think we all things we like doing but people don't know about. I actually really like reading. Anything from big books to magazines to crazy fan theories online.

Paris: You are a complete nerd now. Congratulations. I like playing Cooking Mama though, so really, I am in no position to judge you. Lol.

Chris: I like listening to Taylor Swift. What? She's honestly not bad. Seriously.

Zelda: Okay, wow. Didn't see that coming. Art is a secret hobby of mine. I don't really do it or show it when friends are around, but it is something I like doing.

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