May 22nd 2016

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Time stamped at 20:37 on May 22nd, 2016!

Unedited.

Sarah! xx

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"Tell me everything!"

"Everything?"

"Yes. Everything."

"Um, ok. The world is round. There are eight planets. There are seven continents. There are-"

"What are you doing?"

"Telling you everything."

"No everything in that sense!"

"In what sense would you prefer?"

"I want to hear all about Jenna and Elias' date!"

"Then you should have said that."

"You're annoying me. Tell me, or I'll phone Elias and ask him instead."

"Ok, you do that. Bye!"

"No! Don't you dare hang up on me!"

"But you just said-"

"I don't care what I just said! Tell me about their date."

"Well, I don't know much. It went on for a while because Nola and Snuggles ended up sleeping at my house."

"Oh, my God! They did not sleep together?!"

"Like I said, I'm not really sure."

"Call him and find out!"

"What?"

"Call Elias and find out if they slept together."

"I am not asking Elias if he slept with Jenna."

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"-Who do you think?-"

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"Hear that, Soph? It's none of your business."

"But-"

"No 'buts,' Soph."

"But-"

"No!"

"Fine. But let it be noted that I am reluctantly dropping the subject."

"Noted. Just out of interest, though, would you want Elias asking all about our sex life."

"Go ahead and tell him."

"Really?"

"Yeah. There's nothing to tell, so by all means, go ahead."

"But after we-"

"Well, that's presumptive."

"Please, we both know where this is going."

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"See, you're already giving him details. So, tit for tat, what went on with Elias and Jenna?"

"-Elias, come and talk to this one, for Christ's sake.-"

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"Well, how'd it go, you dirty stop out? I want all the details."

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"You got down on one knee?!"

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"So, nothing else happened?"

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"Why did Nola end up sleeping at Daniel's house, then?"

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"Are you sure nothing happened?"

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"Yeah, you can go. But next time, I want salacious gossip. Got it?"

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"Says you."

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"Soph?"

"I object to being called a 'crazy lady.'"

"As would anyone. How was your day?"

"Boring. Emma and I have been watching a ton of John Hughes movies."

"John Hughes?"

"The Breakfast Club?"

"I'm familiar with his work, but I was just wondering why, out of all the films you could watch, you'd watch his ones."

"Because last week we watched Flashdance and Footloose, so this week it was The Breakfast Club and Sixteen Candles."

"Any particular reason that you're watching nostalgic eighties movies?"

"Emma needs to de-stress before the wedding. It's almost like she's getting cold feet about the whole thing."

"She's getting cold feet? Isn't it supposed to be the groom that gets last minute jitters?"

"Yeah, but... I don't know. Ems just worried."

"About?"

"Whether she's doing the right thing or not."

"Isn't it a little late in the day for her to be double guessing?"

"Until she says 'I do,' then no, it isn't too late."

"As long as she doesn't call it off before I fly over, than whatever."

"Right, because the decision on my sister's future revolves around you and your flight plans."

"Well, it should."

"Really?"

"Her wedding is the perfect excuse for me to come to New York."

"Shouldn't I be the perfect excuse for you to come to New York?"

"Um... well, I suppose there's that too."

"Daniel?"

"Yes, Soph?"

"Quit while you're ahead."

"Good plan."

"Um.. Emma's giving me this weird hand signal thing. I think that means she wants me to stop talking during the film."

"You're talking to me while you're supposed to be watching the film?"

"Maybe."

"Who does that? You're a terrible person, Soph."

"Am not."

"You are."

"Whatever."

"Sophie Evangeline Delaney-"

"Oh God, you're using my real last name."

"I am. Now, go watch the film with your sister."

"So bossy."

"And you're not?"

"Only in bed."

"Really? Tell me more."

"Sorry, I can't. I have to watch a film with my sister. Oh, well! Sucks for you!"

"That's so not fair!"

"Tough luck. Bye, bye, baboon."

"But, Soph-"

[Call ended]