May 20th 2016

Unedited. Happy Friday!

Sarah xx

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"Watchya doing?"

"What are you doing?"

"Yeah, that too."

"Hanging out in Elias' closet with Alfie."

"Because that's not strange."

"Elias has a date tomorrow night and he's too busy having a break down over what to wear."

"..."

"Why are you quiet?"

"I'm trying to figure out which question I want to ask first."

"What are the options? Ask them and then I'll chose which I want to answer first."

"That's actually a good plan. See, I knew there was a reason that I kept you around!"

"I thought you kept me around because I'm handsome."

"Oh, sweetheart, no."

"I'm hurt. Right, your questions?"

"Ok, Elias has a date and what is his clothes measurements?"

"Because that's not strange."

"Shut up and answer one of those questions."

"Well, those are contradictory. Do you want me to shut up, or do you want me to answer the questions? You can't have it both ways."

"Ok, smartarse-"

"My arse is pretty smart. Although, I think I'd prefer the word 'sexy.'"

"Dream on."

"Always."

"Daniel, the quest-"

"Elias has a date tomorrow with Jenna."

"Jenna?"

"Yes."

"Why does that name sound familiar?"

"Because Jenna Braddock is Nola's mother."

"Elias is going on a date with Nola's mother?"

"Yep."

"Is that a good idea?"

"It's a trainwreck waiting to happen. And yet, I can't stop watching."

"Does Nola know that her parents are going on a date?"

"All she knows is that in the morning she gets to go pick up her new puppy."

"Puppy? What is going on?!"

"Ok, let's just rewind a second. Nola's getting a puppy. Rather, Elias is getting one but it's for Nola. Elias is taking Jenna out on a date tomorrow although Jenna refuses to call it that despite Elias' assertions that it is. Now, why did you want to know Elias' clothes measurements?"

"I feel like I need some popcorn to watch this drama go down."

"You should be here to witness it. Anyway, clothes measurements?"

"Because I can get some things sent over. If I can't be there, then I'll help from over here."

"He's smaller than me."

"Everyone is smaller than you."

"Don't I know it!"

"Don't snigger. I didn't mean it that way. You have a dirty mind."

"I prefer 'perverted mind.'"

"You would. Get Elias to text me his measurements and I'll get something sorted. I can call Kizzy to help."

"-Elias, Soph wants your measurements.-"

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"What is with you men?!"

"We're men. I'll get Elias to text you."

"Great!"

"You're way too enthusiastic about this."

"Maybe. So, what dog is Nola getting?"

"A Beagle."

"Cute. I still prefer Alfie, though."

"That's what I said."

"Naturally."

"So... what are you wearing?"

"Really?"

"Really."

"A silk chemise and lace underwear."

"..."

"..."

"Seriously?"

"No."

"Um... I can't tell what you're-"

"I am not wearing a silk chemise and lace underwear."

"That's a shame."

"Really, because I prefer what I'm wearing. Or rather, what I'm not wearing."

"Um..."

"I'm still at work you idiot."

"Again, that's a shame."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"That's attractive."

"I know, right?"

"I can totally see why I fell for you."

"Because I'm gorgeous!"

"Exactly for that reason."

"Knew it."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Oh, there's my handsome boy!"

"You flatter me."

"I was talking about Alfie."

"Would it kill you to pay me a compliment?"

"I could give you a compliment to find out. But... do you really wanna chance it?"

"I'd prefer not to."

"Well, that sucks for you."

"Or does it?"

"Hmm... something for me to ponder while I sit in the end-of-week de-brief."

"You're going?"

"Sorry, lover."

"SKype tomorrow?"

"No Skype."

"Why no Skype?"

"Because You'll be seeing me in two weeks."

"Yeah, but that's two weeks away."

"You'll live. You've lasted this long."

"True."

"Plus, imagine that Love, Acutally airport moment when you finally see me!"

"Oh, that actually makes it worth it."

"See, there's method in my madness."

"Fine, you win. Go to your de-brief."

"Urgh... that."

"Man up, Clément."

"Yeah, yeah."

"Love you, bye, 'gator."

"Love you, bye, baboon."