April 27th 2016

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"Hi, Jasmine. It's Daniel."

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"Is Sophie around?"

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"A meeting? About, what?"

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"What is she hiding?"

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"That was not at all convincing."

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"It wasn't."

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"I suppose. Shall I call Sophie again later?"

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"Chat about what?"

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"..."

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"Can I ask you something, Jasmine?"

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"Sophie... is she... ok?"

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"-Is who ok? Who are you on the phone to? Is that my phone?-"

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"-Get off the phone, Jasmine.-"

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"You too, Jasmine."

"Daniel?"

"Yes?"

"Please don't talk to anyone else on my phone."

"Ok."

"Thanks. Why are you calling?"

"Because it's almost eleven pm and I'm bored."

"How sweet. You're calling me because you're bored."

"And I wanted to talk to you."

"About?"

"Ok, I said that wrong. I wanted to hear your voice."

"Great, you've heard it. Now I have to go."

"Go? But you just got on the phone."

"That's as may be but I have a meeting to go to."

"You just came from one."

"Yes, but I have another to go to."

"What for now?"

"Stuff."

"Seriously?"

"Yes. Are we done now?"

"Apparently so."

"-Jasmine! Where the hell are my shoes?-"

"What do you need shoes for?"

"Why do you need shoes? I'm going to a meeting with a hard nut ballbuster and I need shoes that will make me feel like I'm a hard nut ballbuster."

"Can shoes make you feel all that?"

"Naturally."

"Interesting."

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"-Choo.- Daniel, I need to go now."

"Kill it in the meeting."

"I will. Hey, what are you doing on Sunday?"

"What do you mean?"

"I have something to talk to you about."

"... What do you need to talk to about?"

"Stuff."

"Stuff?"

"Yeah."

"You're being very vague this week."

"Yeah."

"Will you tell me on Sunday?"

"We'll see."

"Ok. Well, I'll leave you go."

"Thanks."

"Later, alligator."

"Good bye, Daniel."

"What?! Again?!"

"Bye."

"Not fair!"

"Suck it up. Toodle pip."