Chapter 1 of 6

Chapter One - The Fall from the sky

Tea and Theology2,613 words~14 min read

Morrigan was having a nice day until the angel crashed into her garden.

She had spent half an hour doing her makeup with the paints she had made herself. Soot had reluctantly sacrificed the carcass of his chicken dinner after she bribed him with plenty of scritches and pats so she could char them on the fire. After mixing it with old linseed oil, she had her base paint that was spread around her eyes and up her forehead, streaks of it running down her cheeks. The last of her silver paint that she still had from her days in the coven had been used to draw moons over her skin, representing the entire lunar cycle with her freckles turned into the starry background of the night sky.

Her hip-length dirt blonde hair was in several delicate braids, intertwining and twisting into a big bun that barely managed to make her mass of hair safe for the ritual.

She was shorter than average but carried herself like someone who’d learned to command attention through her force of will, or magical might, rather than physical presence. A dark green dress that wouldn’t show stains from herb-gathering or spell components, sleeves pushed up to reveal forearms marked with small scars from years of working with volatile magic.

Soot was placated with a fox, even if it disappeared in a single greedy bite, leaving her with enough peace to start with her ritual.

After all, it was a full moon with the perfect planetary alignment for her grandest wish- to ascend to the heavens.

Offerings and ritual catalysts were spread around her, almost a dozen trinkets that she had accrued over the years of her solitude, all with the express purpose of strengthening the spell, her magnum opus.

Kneeling in the ritual circle, she had chanted and sung for what felt like hours. Sweat had covered her in a thin sheen as she tried to channel the massive amounts of magick through her body without injuring herself, when she finally saw a sign.

A star had started to move, to brighten until she had to close her eyes to continue forcing out the chant as it became brighter. “Finally,” she muttered when she found a lull in the chant, unable to keep herself from indulging in that bit of premature celebration.

And then it all came crashing down. Quite literally.

Cassiel slammed into the ground with a painful thud, dirt shooting everywhere as his wings scrambled to catch any draft of wind to stop himself.

It didn’t help. His wings lost the last of their divine splendor, now thrashing around like a newborns limbs as he bounced off of the dirt and slammed into the tree in front of Morrigan before rebounding and crashing into Morrigan herself, bowling her over in a mess of limbs and feathers.

Morrigan’s carefully assorted offerings turned into shrapnel, exploding all over her serene garden as they slid across the dirt.

Soot was immediately on Cassiel, trying to drag him away from Morrigan by biting into one of his wings.

“What in the everliving fuck?!” Morrigan shrieked, tossing Cassiel off of her with a grunt of effort.

Cassiel lay sprawled in the wreckage of what had clearly been the work of years, an elaborate ritual circle with some offerings and wax from the candles stuck in his wings. His six wings- once radiant enough to blind mortals- were now a mottled gray-white, feathers bent at wrong angles and streaked with dirt. Some feathers were still slowly floating to the ground, the aftermath of his crash landing. His wings twitched uselessly as he tried to fold them against his back, too large and unwieldy to help him without the aid of his magic but something he was so used to having that they were now the very thing dragging him back down onto all fours. It took him a few tries to actually sit up and stay upright.

He was tall, probably six feet, with the kind of sharp, angular features that suggested he’d never needed to worry about mundane things like eating or sleeping- sculpted by the goddess herself, no doubt. Now, though, his white robes- torn and stained from his crash- hung loose on his frame.

“I...” he started, then stopped, blinking up at Morrigan with obvious confusion. He had never been in a situation like this and never really expected to be in one either. “I appear to have... landed-“

“Landed?” Morrigan interrupted, her voice pitching higher. “You demolished my ritual! Do you have any idea how long it took me to gather those components? How long it will take for the planets to align again?”

Soot growled low in his throat, still clamped onto Cassiel’s lower right wing. The angel winced but didn’t try to pull away.

“I sincerely apologise,” Cassiel said, his voice carrying the formal cadence of someone who’s spent eternity following protocols. “I did not intend to destroy your-“ He paused, looking around at the destruction. “What exactly was this ritual meant to accomplish?”

Morrigan stared at him. The nerve of this... guy! “It was meant to get me up there,” she snapped, pointing at the night sky. “To transcend this muddy, limited existence and join the ranks of higher beings. You know, the exact opposite of what you just did by falling out of the sky like a cosmic reject.”

Something flickered across Cassiel’s face- hurt, maybe, or recognition. “Ah,” he mumbled, his mind still racing with what had just happened.

“Soot, off,” Morrigan commanded. The dire wolf reluctantly released Cassiel’s wing and padded back to her side, yellow eyes never leaving the stranger even as he nuzzled against Morrigan’s waist.

Cassiel looked around the garden he had found himself in. The small, almost serene herb garden that reeked of mortal magic and dirt. This was no place for an angel to be, not even a freshly fallen one. He had heard plenty of tales of the earthly witches and how they plagued the mortals.

“I should leave,” he said, though he made no move. “I’ve clearly caused enough disruption.”

“Where exactly are you planning to go?” Morrigan asked, crossing her arms. “Back up?” She gestured sarcastically at the sky, earning a soft woof from Soot.

“I...” Cassiel’s composure cracked slightly as he looked around.

He didn’t know how to read the stars from down in the mortal plane. Maybe if he spent some time drafting maps and trying to see how everything flipped, he might be able to find his way to a big city where he can contact the clergy. There were no cities around from what he had seen during his fall, but he spent most of that flipping helplessly with every breeze any of his wings had caught.

He was utterly lost.

Even if he found a city big enough to have a temple, he knew that he’d need to spend years atoning before he could even be granted a chance at redemption.

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“I’m not entirely certain,” he eventually finished, his wings shuffling awkwardly on his back. The shift in weight was almost enough to cause him to topple over again.

Morrigan studied him- this bizarre creature who’d literally fallen from grace into her backyard and ruined her ascendance. His wings were too big for her hut. He clearly had no idea how to function on the ground, and he’d just ruined weeks of preparation.

But he was also proof that the heavens existed. That transcendence was possible. Even if he was traveling in the wrong direction. It was something.

Maybe she could learn from him, avoid his mistakes.

“Fine,” she said, surprising herself a little bit. “You can stay. Temporarily. To pay me back. Until you figure out... whatever this is.” She waved vaguely at his entire existence.

Cassiel blinked. “You just gestured to all of me, yet you’d allow me to remain?”

“Don’t make it weird,” Morrigan muttered, already standing up and turning to her hut. “And try not to break anything else.”

A sharp whistle from Morrigan, and Soot bounded behind Cassiel, nudging Cassiel in the back with his wet nose to herd him towards the hut.

The walk to the hut proved simple, if strenuous, for Cassiel, but getting Cassiel to move even a foot inside the hut proved to be an exercise in cosmic comedy.

His wings, which had once folded elegantly against his back, now seemed to have a mind of their own- and that mind was apparently set on destroying everything in a three-foot radius. As he entered the hut, the left wing knocked over the broom Morrigan had rested next to the door with a resounding clang, while the right swept through her herb-drying rack, sending bundles of carefully harvested plants scattering across the ground.

“Sorry, I-“ Cassiel tried to turn to assess the damage, which only made it worse than his wings spun with him, clearing Morrigan’s workbench in one devastating arc as he tried to grab the broom mid-fall. “Oh, wait-“

“Stop moving!” Morrigan snapped, lunging to save a jar of powdered moonstone before it could join the carnage on the ground. “Just... freeze. Don’t turn, don’t gesture, don’t even breathe heavily.”

Cassiel went statue-still, his pale eyes wide with mortification. “I don’t understand,” he said carefully, not moving his head. “They used to be perfectly manageable.”

“Used to be. They’re not anymore.” Morrigan surveyed the destruction, then looked at her hut’s cramped interior. She liked her space just like it was, a perfect blend of chaos and her own unique charm- just like her. Cassiel could destroy it all if he spread his wings completely and spun.

Cassiel remained frozen in place, looking like a statue someone had placed in the worst possible spot. His wings drooped slightly under their own weight, the tips brushing against various surfaces despite his efforts to keep still. Even when he didn’t want to do anything, his wings wouldn’t stay idle.

“Right,” Morrigan said, stepping carefully around the scattered herbs. “We need to get you properly inside without you demolishing my entire life’s work.” She eyed the narrow doorway to her bedroom and the even smaller kitchen area. “This is going to be a problem.”

“Perhaps I could fold them more tightly?” Cassiel suggested hopefully, then immediately winced as the slight movement of trying to demonstrate sent his right wing into a hanging bundle of sage. The dried herbs showered down like confetti.

“Don’t,” Morrigan said flatly. “Just... let me think.”

Soot circled them both, clearly entertained by the chaos. He sniffed at one of Cassiel’s wing tips and sneezed, which made the angel flinch and knock over a small cauldron.

“Sorry, I- the wolf startled me-”

“His name is Soot, and stop apologizing,” Morrigan said, rubbing her temples. The black paint around her eyes was smudging from stress-sweat. “You’re going to apologize yourself to death at this rate.”

She studied the layout of her hut with fresh eyes. The main room was barely twelve feet across, with her bed tucked into an alcove and her kitchen comprising a hearth, some shelves, and a small table. Everything was designed for efficiency and her solitary lifestyle. Adding a six-foot angel with a twelve-foot wingspan was like trying to fit a ship into a teacup.

“Can you... duck?” she asked finally.

“Duck?”

“Crouch down. Make yourself smaller. If you can get low enough, maybe your wings won’t hit everything at head height.”

Cassiel obediently crouched, his movements awkward and uncertain. He was clearly unaccustomed to bending his body in such ways. As he lowered himself, his wings naturally folded closer to his back, but they still jutted out at odd angles.

“Better,” Morrigan said, though ‘better’ was relative when half her dried herbs were still scattered across the floor. “Now, can you sort of... shuffle? Without standing up?”

What followed was perhaps the most undignified thing either of them had ever witnessed. Cassiel, hunched over like he was trying to limbo under an invisible bar, began a sort of crouched waddle toward the bed alcove. His wings dragged along the floor, collecting dust and debris, while he tried to navigate around the furniture with all the grace of a newborn colt.

“Left,” Morrigan directed. “No, your other left. Watch the-” A clay pot shattered as his wing tip caught it. “Never mind.”

Halfway across the room, Cassiel’s legs began to shake from the unfamiliar position. “I don’t think I can maintain this posture much longer,” he said through gritted teeth.

“Almost there. Just-”

His legs gave out.

Cassiel collapsed forward, catching himself on his hands, which sent his wings spreading wide in an instinctive attempt to balance. The result was catastrophic. His left wing swept across Morrigan’s bookshelf, sending volumes of carefully collected magical texts tumbling to the floor, while his right wing got tangled in the curtains that separated her sleeping area from the main room.

“Oh no,” Cassiel said, his voice muffled because his face was pressed against the floor. “Oh no, oh no-“

“Stop,” Morrigan said, and there was something in her voice that made both Cassiel and Soot freeze. Not anger, exactly, but a kind of weary resignation. She looked around at her destroyed home- herbs scattered, pottery broken, books splayed open on the floor, her curtains now bundled up.

Then she laughed.

It began as a small snicker, then grew into full-bodied laughter that had her doubling over. Cassiel lifted his head from the floor, bewildered.

“You’re... laughing?”

“Look at you,” she wheezed, gesturing at his prone form. “The mighty angel, brought low by... what? A doorway? Some dried plants?” She wiped her eyes, smearing her paint further. “I spent years preparing to ascend to your level, and here you are, defeated by my furniture.”

Cassiel’s cheeks flushed. “I’m not typically so... clumsy.”

“No, I imagine you’re not.” Morrigan’s laughter subsided into occasional giggles. “But you’re not in heaven anymore, are you? Down here, even angels have to mind the low ceilings.”

She helped him untangle his wing from her curtains, noting how he winced when certain feathers were pulled. There were scrapes along his arms from the crash landing, and what looked like a deeper cut along his jaw.

“You’re hurt,” she observed.

“It’s nothing severe. I heal quickly.”

“Do you? Even now?” She raised an eyebrow. “Because you look pretty banged up for someone with divine healing powers.”

Cassiel went quiet, and she had her answer.

“Right. Well, I suppose I’ll need to patch you up the old-fashioned way, then.” She surveyed the chaos of her home. “But first, we need to figure out the sleeping arrangements. Because I’m not cleaning up this mess every time, you need to move.”

She studied the space again, then looked at Cassiel, who was still on his hands and knees amid the wreckage. An idea began to form.

“What if...” she said slowly, “what if we took the furniture out? Made more room?”

“You would rearrange your entire home for me?”

“Not for you,” Morrigan corrected. “For my sanity. I like my belongings intact.” She kicked at a broken pottery shard. “Besides, maybe having more space will keep you from destroying everything I own.”

And so began the most bizarre evening of both their lives: a witch and a fallen angel, reorganizing furniture by candlelight while a dire wolf supervised with scavenged treats, creating a space where they could somehow coexist without total destruction.

It wasn’t graceful. It wasn’t dignified. But it was, perhaps, the beginning of something neither of them had expected to find.

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