Chapter 2: I Scold Myself

Sipping on the refreshingly cold grass jelly bubble tea, Jiang Miao and Senior Sister chatted casually.

They were just a senior sister and junior brother who had just met, so there was not much to talk about.

Nevertheless, Jiang Miao still gained a preliminary understanding of Senior Sister Su Huaizhou.

The class assistants of first-years were usually second and third-year seniors. Compared to the older counselors, these upperclassmen were clearly more approachable and easier to get along with for the younger students.

But to put it bluntly, it was still a way for counselors to slack off.

Su Huaizhou was in her second year and had excellent grades. She had consistently been one of the top students in her first year and earned scholarships effortlessly.

She had brains, and as for… Ahem… Jiang Miao discreetly glanced at the undulating curves behind the cup of bubble tea on the table and took a sip to calm himself down.

He didn’t notice it before, but after she sat down, her white shirt naturally stretched a bit, accentuating certain areas.

Senior Sister really hides her charms well…

“So, what do you usually like to do?” Su Huaizhou asked casually while scrolling on her phone.

Jiang Miao also looked at his phone to ease the awkwardness between them. Although he was swiping his finger aimlessly on the screen, opening and closing random apps, it was better than just sitting there and doing nothing.

It wouldn’t be polite to keep staring at her.

“Well… I usually play games and read novels.”

“Read novels?” Su Huaizhou looked up at him and asked curiously, “For example?”

“For example… um…” Titles such as ‘My Wife Came from Eight Hundred Years Ago’ and ‘My Japanese Girlfriend Lives with Me’ drifted into Jiang Miao’s mind, but he quickly halted this train of thought. He racked his brains and said, “Norwegian Wood, Journey Under the Midnight Sun, and so on.”

“Oh? Do you like that type of genre?” Su Huaizhou nodded thoughtfully and then smiled. “But those are mostly physical books, right? I prefer reading web novels.”

Jiang Miao was stunned for a moment before subconsciously blurting out, “You read web novels too?”

“Too?” Su Huaizhou caught the keyword immediately. She raised an eyebrow and asked, “Do you read them too?”

“Ah… ahem… um…” Jiang Miao felt awkward, but he still nodded. “… Yeah, I read them occasionally.”

Regarding web novels, he could read them alone and share them with good friends. But it wasn’t easy to talk about them with others.

Look at titles like ‘I Become My Senior Sister’s Replenishing Magic Tool’. Do you think you could share the title of this novel with a senior sister?

You would probably be regarded as a pervert.

But sharing with a good buddy was fine. It would only change from one person’s hehehe to two people’s hehehe.

Hehehe was an interjection.

If people who weren’t close to you knew that you liked to read web novels, what if they asked you what you read? Just thinking about those titles made you feel awkward.

They were either too eighth-grader syndrome or too embarrassing. It was really awkward.

Only a few normal titles could be mentioned.

Unfortunately, there weren’t any normal ones on Jiang Miao’s reading list…

“So, what have you been reading lately?” Su Huaizhou asked curiously.

See… as expected…

Jiang Miao wanted to cover his face. As his mind raced, he tried to recall the novels of those big shots recently. “Master of Mysteries and World’s Best Martial Immortal.”

Thank you, big shots!

Only the titles of the novels of those stylish big shots could rescue Jiang Miao at this moment.

It was a pity he didn’t read much historical literature. Otherwise, he could have used a few more titles that sounded meaningful.

“Oh, fantasy, huh? I don’t read much fantasy,” Su Huaizhou said while her slender fingers tapped on her phone screen. Then she picked up her phone, showed it to Jiang Miao, and enthusiastically recommended, “This is a recent find of mine. It’s super good!”

Jiang Miao leaned forward curiously and looked at the screen of Senior Sister’s phone. He saw the Xidian logo on the novel’s cover and a large line of text:

My Girlfriend Is a Content Creator

Jiang Miao: “??!!”

As soon as Jiang Miao saw the title of this novel, his expression changed drastically. However, he immediately controlled himself and didn’t reveal his loss of composure.

Fuck!

Although he managed to control his facial expression, he couldn’t help cursing inwardly.

It wasn’t that there was anything wrong with the novel itself, but rather, there was something very problematic with the author of this novel!

Peach Jam.

This was the name under the novel’s title, the author’s pen name on the website.

Jiang Miao’s QQ name was Peach Jam.

Of course, this wasn’t a coincidence because he had written this novel, My Girlfriend Is a Content Creator…

If Senior Sister discovered anything suspicious and exposed the relationship between this novel and him in reality, Jiang Miao felt that he might as well drop out of school.

So now, the most important thing was to stay calm, stay calm, and stay calm!

He absolutely couldn’t reveal any clues.

Anyway, besides Congee Boss, no one in this school knew he was Peach Jam.

Moreover, Congee Boss hadn’t seen him in person yet.

In that case, he was still very safe. He just happened to bump into a beautiful senior sister, who just happened to be stood up and just happened to be his class assistant, and in the end, she just happened to be his novel fan…

Damn, why are there so many coincidences?

I can even write a novel about this!

“What’s wrong? It seems like boys don’t like to read this kind of novel.” Su Huaizhou smiled shyly and put away her phone. “I prefer these simple and sweet plots. This is my favorite novel recently.”

Hiss… Her favorite…

Being confessed to in person like this, even though it was only for his novel, Jiang Miao still felt a bit embarrassed. Still, his heart bloomed with joy.

Unexpectedly… he actually had a female fan.

And she was actually his senior sister!

“Ahem… Actually, I occasionally read romance novels too. They’re not bad for a change of pace,” Jiang Miao said against his conscience in order not to hurt his female reader’s feelings.

Hearing what Jiang Miao said, Su Huaizhou immediately covered her face and smiled. “Then, I highly recommend this novel. It’s super good. It’s just too short.”

“Oh…” It was intolerable for a man to be called short. Jiang Miao picked up his phone and pretended to add the novel to his reading list before saying, “It’s only been less than half a month since the novel started. This length is normal.”

“How is it normal? This damn slacker is taking advantage of the fact that it’s the new novel release period to only release one chapter a day. It’s too little.” Su Huaizhou’s tone was full of complaints and annoyance when she talked about the release schedule.

It sounded like a wife complaining that her husband wasn’t doing it often enough.

From the middle of August to the end of August, Peach Jam had posted a total of 35,000 words… Hmm… according to the norm of 2,800 or so words a day, it indeed didn’t meet the standard.

But wasn’t saying ‘only release one chapter a day’ too much?!

There were clearly only three days with one chapter!n/o/vel/b//in dot c//om

Damn it. Jiang Miao wanted to defend himself, but he immediately reacted.

Now, he wasn’t speaking as the author. He had to be careful with his words, very careful!

“Yes, that kind of slacker is the worst.” Jiang Miao firmly supported Senior Sister’s point of view. Feeling it wasn’t enough, he gritted his teeth and added, “They should be locked in a small dark room and forced to write twenty-four hours a day without stopping!”

“Exactly. She should be locked in a small dark room to write.” Su Huaizhou slapped the table with a bright smile on her face.