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ou didnât kick him in the balls for that?â Sloane demanded. She was sitting cross-legged on Naomiâs living room floor, stuffing pouches of flower seeds into mini burlap bags.
In an attempt to be a better, more vulnerable friend, I was recapping my relationship drama for Naomi, Sloane, Liza J, and Amanda during what appeared to be the lamest bachelorette party in history.
The rehearsal and ensuing dinner were over. In less than twenty-four hours, Naomi would be Mrs. Knox Morgan, and Nash and I would hopefully be having tipsy sex in a closet during the reception.
But for now, we were putting the finishing touches on the guest favors and watching the bride panic about last minute RSVPs in her living room. Piper and the rest of the dogs were outside running off the evening crazy with Waylay.
âI couldnât,â I confessed. âHe was already hurting and that made me hurt. It was basically horrible. Why people do relationships is beyond me. No offense,â I said to Naomi.
She grinned. âNone taken. Thatâs how it was with Knox. I knew he was struggling with something I couldnât fix. Not even with a kick to the testicles.â
âWhat did you do?â I asked, closing one of the burlap bags with a rust-colored ribbon. Iâd arrived in town post-breakup, mid-fallout, and didnât know the details.
âHe ended things so abruptly, my head spun. I already knew I loved him, but he had things to work through on his own. I couldnât force that. And I also couldnât wait around for him to come to his senses.â She glanced down at her engagement ring and smiled softly. âThankfully, he came around before it was too late.â
Sloane blew out a breath that fogged up her glasses. âI donât think I have that gene in me.â
âWhat gene?â I asked.
She shrugged. âI donât know. The ability to take a punch to the gut without swinging back. I canât just forgive someone for the baggage theyâre lugging around. Especially not after they bash me over the head with it.â
âSomeday, with the right person, youâll get there,â Amanda assured Sloane.
âYeah. Hard pass on that,â Sloane said.
âMy boys are stubborn as the day is long,â Liza J said. âKnox always tried to distance himself from every single problem while Nash got in there and tried to fix everything. He always wanted to make things right, even when there wasnât a damn thing he could do about them.â
She looked at me and then Naomi.
âYou two have been good for my grandsons. Maybe even better than they deserve. And Iâm speakinâ as a woman who loves the crap out of those boys.â
âIâm thinking about quitting my job,â I blurted out.
All eyes came to me.
âReally?â Naomi asked hopefully.
Sloane frowned. âDonât you make a butt ton of money?â
âYes. I do make a butt ton of money. Butâ¦â I trailed off. Nash had used a moment of preorgasm weakness to get me to admit that I wanted more with him. But was I really considering leaving my job and my choose-your-own-adventure lifestyle to settle down?
I thought about Nash standing in the rain, holding on tight.
The free fall before the chute opened.
The tip-tap of Piperâs little nails on the floor as she pranced around with some new toy.
The bluest eyes.
The biggest heart.
I blew out a breath. Yep. I really was considering it.
âWould that mean you officially moving here?â Naomi prodded.
I was saved by answering when Waylay tromped into the room wearing waterproof boots and holding a shivering Piper. âThe dogs got in the creek and Piper tried to follow,â she announced. âShe didnât seem to mind it too much until the current got her.â
âBrave girl,â I crooned, taking the dog from her. Despite her soggy shivers, Piperâs little tail wagged heartily. âThanks for pulling her out.â
Waylay shrugged. âNo problem. What are you guys doing?â
âWeâre finalizing the seating chart, finishing the favors, and choosing between these three Knox-approved tablescapes,â Naomi said, pointing at the pictures sheâd taped to the wall next to her sticky-note seating map. âWhat do you think about the denim and daisies one?â
âThis is what bachelorette parties are?â Waylay asked disdainfully. âI knew Jenny Cavalleri was lying when she said her aunt got arrested in Nashville during her bachelorette party!â
âActually that was true,â Sloane said. âShe had a little too much to drink, flashed an entire bar from the back of a mechanical bull, and then got caught peeing in the gutter.â
âI think you guys are doing this bachelorette thing wrong,â Waylay observed.
âThis isnât really a bachelorette party,â Naomi explained. âKnox and I didnât want bachelor and bachelorette parties.â
âBut the guys went out,â Waylay said.
âTheyâre just having a few drinks and some baskets of fried food,â I told her.
âThe kidâs right,â Liza J announced, slapping a hand to her thigh. âThis sucks.â
Naomi pouted prettily. âBut what about the seating chart?â
Amanda snatched the remaining sticky notes off the coffee table and slapped them onto the wall in all the empty seats. âVoilà ! Everyone has a seat.â
Naomi chewed on her lower lip. âBut you didnât even read the names. What if someone needs to sit closer to the restroom, or what if they donât get along with their table mates? We canât just make big decisions like this on a whim.â
I reached out and squeezed her hand. âActually, you can.â
âWhat about the tablescapes?â she asked.
âNaomi, itâs always been the daisies,â I told her.
She bit her lip and stared at the photo for a long moment and then her eyes started to sparkle. âIt has, hasnât it?â
I nodded. âSometimes you donât have to weigh every single pro and con. Sometimes the answer is the one that just feels right.â
I wasnât sure if I was telling her that or myself.
She pursed her lips, then grinned. âWeâre going with the daisies.â
Naomiâs mother clapped her hands. âOkay, people. We need wine, snacks, face masks, and one to two romantic comedies.â
âOn snack and wine duty,â I volunteered.
âIf youâre getting snacks, Iâm coming with you,â Waylay insisted.
âIf youâre getting wine, Iâm coming,â Liza J announced.
âTeam Shopping reporting for duty,â I said.
âPerfect,â Naomiâs mom said. âSloane, you can help me turn the living room into sleepover central. We need all the pillows and blankets that donât belong to dogs.â
âWhat should I do?â Naomi asked.
âYou should drink a large glass of wine and review your packing list for the honeymoon.â I nudged the pink notebook titled Honeymoon on the coffee table in her direction.
âI donât think Groverâs sells candy penises, Liza J,â I said, grabbing a shopping cart as we entered the freshly painted grocery store. It was late, minutes from closing, and the parking lot was almost empty.
âEw! I thought we were coming here for snacks,â Waylay complained.
âGummy penises are snacks,â Nashâs grandmother said.
âHey, at least I didnât say broccoli florets,â I told the girl.
âAunt Naomi made me eat beets last night at dinner,â Waylay said with a shudder. âBeets!â
âWell, there wonât be any beets tonight,â I promised, heading for the candy aisle. âHave at it.â
Waylayâs face lit up and she started tossing bags of candy into the cart. âWeâll get snack cakes for Grandma, and Sloane likes Sour Patch Kids.â
âIâll go ask where they keep the penises,â Liza J said and ambled off.
âOooh! These are good. You ever have them?â She handed me a bag of individually wrapped brightly colored discs.
âSunkist Fruit Gems,â I read out loud. Iâd never had them, but they looked vaguely familiar.
âYeah. Gettinâ kidnapped wasnât all bad. These are the candy things that Hugo guy was obsessed with. He musta ate half a bag before my mom came back with Aunt Naomi. There were wrappers everywhere. He let me have some. The yellow are my favorite.â
It all coalesced in my head in an instant. I knew where Iâd seen this candy before and I knew who bought it.
I patted my pockets and dug out my phone.
âWhatâs wrong? You look all hyper. Youâre not gonna call Aunt Naomi and ask her how many bags we can buy, are you?â
I shook my head and dialed Nash. âNope. Iâm calling your uncle to tell him you just identified our henchman.â
âI did?â
Nashâs phone was ringing. âCome on. Come on. Shit,â I muttered when it went to voicemail. âNash. Itâs me. Burner Phone Guy is Cereal Aisle Guy. Mrs. Tweedy was with me when we met him in the grocery store. He was buying the same kind of candy that Waylay said is Duncan Hugoâs favorite. There were candy wrappers all over the warehouse floor in the crime scene pictures. I saw him again at Honky Tonk the night Tate Dilton caused a scene. I know itâs not much to go on, but I feel it in my gut. Call me back!â
âWhoa,â Waylay said when I hung up. âThat was a lot of words real fast. You sound like my friend Chloe.â
I clapped my hands on her shoulders. âKid, Iâm buying you a cartload of candy.â
âCool. So whoâs Cereal Aisle Guy?â
âI hope youâre not talking about me.â The deep rumble of a male voice behind me had dread sinking to the pit of my stomach.
I squeezed the girlâs shoulders. âWaylay, go find Liza J and go outside,â I said as quietly as I could.
âButââ
âGo. Now,â I said, and then I turned around and pasted a flirtatious smile on my face.
Cereal Aisle Guy was dressed in track pants and a long-sleeve T-shirt. His cart was once again full of healthy produce and lean proteins. The only thing missing was the candy.
âSo we meet again,â I said coyly. âI was just telling my short friend how I met a cute guy in the cereal aisle.â
âWere you? Because it sounded to me like you figured out something you shouldnât have.â
Well, shit. So it was going to go down this way? Okay.
âI donât know what youâre talking about. Now if youâll excuse me, I have to go disappoint a twelve-year-oldâs dentist,â I said.
A large, meaty hand closed around my bicep. âThe dentist will have to wait, Lina Solavita.â
My heart wasnât just cartwheeling, it was trying to climb out of my throat.
âIâm not a fan of nonconsensual touching,â I warned.
âAnd my friend isnât a fan of you following his boys around and getting one of them arrested.â
âHey, I wasnât the one who decided it was a good idea to bang my brotherâs wife. Maybe you should be having this conversation with him.â
âI would, but heâs in jail because you called the cops on him.â
âIn my defense, the whole naked thing really threw me.â
âLetâs go,â he growled.
His grip was cutting off my circulation.
âIâm going to give you one chance to take your bear paws off me and leave. One chance for a head start before I kick your ass and then my boyfriend, the chief of police, shows up to finish the job. Youâre legit. At least partially. If you drag me out of this store, there goes that life. Youâll be a full-time criminal.â
âOnly if I get caught. You caused too many problems and now itâs time to face the consequences. Nothinâ personal. Itâs just business.â
âLeave her alone, you gigantic shithead!â Waylay appeared at the mouth of the aisle and savagely hurled a can of kidney beans at my captor.
It caught him in the forehead with a satisfying thunk. I used the surprise canned good beaning to my advantage and kneed him in the groin. He released my arm to grasp his balls with one hand and his forehead with the other.
âFuck!â he wheezed.
âRun, Way!â I didnât watch to make sure she listened. Instead, I landed a jab to the manâs jaw. My knuckles screamed in agony. âDamn it! Is your face made out of concrete?â
âYouâre gonna pay for that one, sweetheart.â
He was still off-balance, so I planted both hands on his chest and shoved as hard as I could. He stumbled backward into the endcap display of Diet Coke, sending cans of soda everywhere. A shopper holding a box of cereal in each hand screamed, threw both boxes in her cart, and then ran away.
Liza J appeared out of nowhere on one of the store scooters. She rammed him from behind at full speed. It knocked him close enough to me that I could make my next move. I brought my heel down on his thigh with an axe kick, making sure to lead with the stiletto.
He howled in pain.
âTake that, you son of a bitch!â Liza J crowed.
The store manager, Big Nicky, himself appeared, holding a mop like it was a jousting lance. âLeave the lady alone, sir.â
âFor fuckâs sake,â the bad guy muttered. He reached into the waistband of his track pants and produced a gun.
I put my hands up. âEasy there, big guy. Letâs talk this out.â
Apparently, he was done talking. Because he aimed at the ceiling and fired two shots.
The store went dead silent for a second and then the screaming started. It was followed by the sound of stampeding feet and the incessant beep of the automatic door opening.
âLetâs go,â Cereal Aisle Guy said stonily. He picked up the bag of Fruit Gems and grabbed me by the arm.
âUmm.â The manager was still standing there wielding his mop, though he looked significantly less confident now that firearms were involved.
âItâs okay. Iâll be all right. Go make sure everyone else got out,â I assured him.
Cereal Aisle Guy dragged me toward the front entrance, both of us limping, him from the injury Iâd inflicted with my boot and me because his hard-ass thigh broke the heel right off.
I took a mental inventory of the situation. Getting taken to a second location was almost always a very bad thing. But in this case, I was finally going to see Duncan Hugoâs hideout. I had my phone in my jeans and Lucianâs ridiculous condom tracker in my jacket pocket. Iâd left a voicemail for Nash, and Iâd missed a call from my mother during the rehearsal dinner.
Help would be on the way soon.
We stepped outside into the dark parking lot, and he held the gun to my neck. âThatâs a really small gun,â I noted.
âToo hard to carry concealed. The bigger barrels stick halfway down my ass crack. Itâs uncomfortable.â
âBad guy problems, am I right?â I quipped.
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