Volume 1, Chapter 24: Being poisoned already
TL: flarewk
The news of Ji Lian Bing having a boyfriend merely took just two periods of lesson before it went widespread throughout the entire school. Actually, ever since the start of yesterday afternoon, these rumors were already being faintly spread around, especially since Ji Lian Bingâs a bishoujo that almost everyone in the school would know about. The mountainous flower, who all along always rejected other peopleâs confessions suddenly having a boyfriend, it definitely would have caused quite a huge ruckus.
This was even more exceptional in high school, where love topics like this would tend to spread out extremely wildly. Even the news of the neighboring classâs who and whom dating together would be able to propagate out to the entire grading, needless to mention for love topics regarding Ji Lian Bing.
But this time, what followed with interest wasnât only just at Ji Lian Bing, but also at me, her âboyfriendâ.
Once the third period of class ended, our class was being blockaded to the point where water couldnât even drip outwards, as all of these people came to see what kind of a person exactly was Ji Lian Bingâs boyfriend. But in contrast, our class of bizarre title-bearing people didnât express out anything, as I strongly suspected that itâs because they felt this level of stuff was not even considered to be anything at all.
Within this group of normal people, each of them displayed looks of curious expressions as they surrounded me, they even discussed and pointed at me fervently.
âWho is it? That person sitting in front of Ji Lian Bing?â âWho exactly is that person?â âI feel that heâs rather normalâ¦â¦â¦.â âDamn it, so Ji Lian Bing actually liked that kind of loser, huh! Why must I be a gaofushuai!â
Iâm really sorry that Iâm such a loser! By the way, werenât you just here to show off only!
The feeling of suddenly being closely scrutinized wasnât really pleasant at all, itâs just like being tied up by invisible ropes of visionary gazes, it being very discomforting. But this level of attention right now was the greatest âweaponâ that I currently possessed. Thatâs right, as long as I had those gazes, Ji Lian Bing wouldnât be able to make a move on me directly.
Although itâs being said as thatâ¦â¦â¦â¦I had the distinct feeling that before Ji Lian Bing manages to kill me, this crowd of infuriated fans would be working together to rid me off alreadyâ¦â¦â¦..
A huge portion of people who came to surround us were males, and among these males, 80 percent of their statuses were already greyed, while 10 percent were blackened. Those were still alright; what made me worried was, I actually even spied a few red-colored onesâ¦â¦â¦â¦
There actually existed people who was so envious that they wanted to kill me already, huuh!
Iâm sho shcared!
But the most scariest gaze came from the sides of the seat right behind me!
Lan Hua was using blood-shot eyes to glare at me, and I felt that her gaze alone could kill me, not to mention that her status had already become incomparably blackened already!
â¦â¦â¦â¦.Did I made a mistake in my decision?
Speaking of which, Lan Huaâs title was [Stalker (beginner)] right, it canât be that from now on sheâll mark me as a target and start to stalk me already, hm?
Please donâtttt, Iâll give Ji Lian Bing to you, so please spare me!!
âOioi, Xiaoâ Hua, donât keep on glaring like that towards Jun Cheng-tongxue, donât you know that your gaze right now is really scary?â
âUuu wehh?â
Luckily at this moment, Lan Huaâs best friend Gao Ying Nai timely patted her shoulders, interrupting that chillingly frightening gaze.
âOhh, so An Jun Cheng agreed to it as expectedâ¦â¦â¦â¦Told you, I did say that Lan Hua definitely wonât have any chance already.â
âOi oi, stop agitating her already!!â
Luo Ying Liang and Gao Ying Nai, these two people were Lan Hua-tongxueâs good friends, and I often saw these three gathering together conversing. Sometimes, Iâll even think whether these 3 had a triangle relationship with each otherâ¦â¦â¦â¦but right now it doesnât seem to be that case.
âEyy, itâs really been hard on you on everything, Jun Cheng-tongxueâ¦â¦â¦..â
Luo Ying Liang very sympathetically patted my shoulders.
ââ¦â¦â¦â¦â
Although I knew that he wasnât pointing towards the matter of being marked by Ji Lian Bing, but I still wanted to cry a little. Only you alone was being sympathetic with my situation, youâre indeed such a nice person, Luo Ying Liang-tongxueâ¦â¦â¦â¦
âReally, Luo Ying Liang-tongxue, what are you saying? Cheng Jun dating with me is of course an extremely blissful thing~â
âEhâ¦â¦â¦..â
Blissful your head!!
âI seeâ¦â¦â¦..Mm, in any case, if you need any help, just let me know about it then, although I wonât be able to guarantee that Iâll be able to help you resolve itâ¦â¦â¦.â
Luo Ying Liang pushed up his spectacles as he said.
This, this was! The legendary friend declaration?!
I probably didnât mistaken it, as Luo Ying Liangâs status had turned to green color already!
Ohhhhhhh, Grandpa, your grandson had finally made a friend!
Sobsobsob, Iâm too touched already, although youâre a voyeur, Iâll never ever despise you!
Ji Lian Bing meaningfully chuckled, not saying a single wordâ¦â¦â¦..her smile still looked to be so pretty, and so chillingâ¦â¦â¦..
During lunch break, I carried my lunchbox and walked out of the classroom, with Ji Lian Bing following behind my back.
âYouâre not going to the canteen today? Cheng Jun?â
ââ¦â¦â¦â¦I made my own lunchbox.â
âThatâs extremely great, letâs go find a place where thereâs no one around, and enjoy a romantic lunch break period together then~â
What the hell kind of joke was this!
If I went to a place where thereâs no one, sheâll definitely do something to me!
But, I indeed didnât really want to go to the canteenâ¦â¦â¦â¦
Normally speaking, being a couple, the best lunch spot would be the balcony already, but I didnât want to go there. Me and Ji Lian Bing were a pair of fakes, and there were filled with many real couples around; I wouldnât want to eat dog food at all.
Just at this moment, I saw through the windows that at the back of the school buildings, thereâs someone at the small forested pavilion.
Ohhh, it should be that kuudere girl, right. Thatâs great, since sheâs there as an observer, Ji Lian Bing shouldnât be able to do anything to me already.
Butâ¦â¦â¦..
When I walked towards the area of where pavilion was, Jiang Xue Qing had actually disappeared!
âAi ya, youâve actually brought me to such a dilapidated place, are you planning to do something to me~?â
Oh shit, oh shitt!!
Right now can I run away already?
âRest assured~, I wonât do anything as of now. You could also see this location from the school buildings too, right?â
Thatâs true, just now I was also able to see the pavilion having people from the school buildings, which was why I decided to come here in the first place. Then that means Ji Lian Bing wouldnât make active moves, huhâ¦â¦â¦.
I silently walked towards the pavilion, and even purposefully sat at a seat facing outwards. As long as any sort of limbs conflicting develops, I was readied to shout out loudly anytime.
Ji Lian Bing well-behavedly sat by my side, and calmly opened her lunchbox, starting to consume her lunchâ¦â¦â¦..she really didnât plan to do anything at all, huh.
But who knows, that there might be a dagger tucked in her sleeves or whatnot tooâ¦â¦â¦â¦Mm, Iâd better sit a little further then.
âYou didnât even eat my lunch yesterday, arenât you going to try some today then?â
âIâll immediately go see the King of Hell after eating, right.â
âYou wonâttt~ such a good person like Cheng Jun, youâll definitely go see God instead~â
âI donât want to see either one of them!â
I frowned my eyebrows, strenuously poked an egg roll and sent it into my mouth.
âHaving such a cute girlfriend, you should be more happier a little~, if not, who knows that there might be people who may suspect onto something, hmm?â
âSuspect onto something?â
âTheyâll think that youâre just merely a shield that Iâve found, and afterwards, their attention on you will instantly dissipate, and when that moment comesâ¦â¦â¦..â
When that moment comes, Iâll turn back into that sort of being alone from the past already, rightâ¦â¦â¦â¦to be frank, I was actually hoping to happily return to my original state, but right now itâs unfeasible. At least not during these 3 days!
âThen what should I do exactly?â
âAt least, you must be able to naturally do intimate stuff with me. Well then, right now letâs just practice it over here, a coupleâs conversation and actions.â
âMmâ¦â¦â¦â¦â
Although she said itâs conversation and actions between couples, but that means its a display of affectionâ¦â¦â¦â¦what exactly should I do?
Being someone who from birth till today morning all the way not having any girlfriend at all, I donât even understand what it means by displaying affection.
If me and Ji Lian Bing were a pair of real couple, itâs possible that weâll be able to naturally do these sort of actionsâ¦â¦â¦â¦but the relationship between us were fake. If you really wanted to talk about it, its just like a worker who had signed a contract with his bossâs sort of relationship.
âJust like earlier, that sort of mouth feeding behavior will be very affectionate~â
ââ¦â¦â¦.â
âDidnât I said it yesterday already? My lunchbox is being prepared by my maids, hence itâs impossible that there would be any poison within it at all~.â
As she said that, Ji Lian Bing hoisted a piece of fried chicken and placed it into her mouth, scrumptiously eating it.
âAll right thenâ¦â¦â¦..â
Since she even ate it herself, it should be fine in that case thenâ¦â¦â¦â¦
âHere~ Ahhh~â
I hesitated for a moment, but in the end I couldnât resist opening up my mouth, as the lunchbox that was prepared by maids still had a little bit of attraction towards me.
Smiling, Ji Lian Bing grasped the chopsticks hoisting the fried chicken piece as she sent it towards my mouth, and just when I was about to eat itâ¦â¦â¦â¦
Pa ta!
The chopsticks along with the food were being smacked away.
An expressionless Jiang Xue Qing had unknowingly appeared at my back.
âEh?â
I confusedly moved my gaze towards Jiang Xue Qing.
And Jiang Xue Qing shook her head, saying: âItâs poisoned.â
âEyy?â
Jiang Xue Qing still thought that I didnât understand it clearly, as she pointed at the chopsticks that had fallen onto the floor and repeated once more.
âItâs poisoned.â
The hairs on my arm immediately stood up!
She actually really poisoned it!
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