Naruto x Kurama

Naruto: *Shedding actual tears*  AAHHHHHHHHAAAHHHHAAHHHAAHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

Sakura: HOLY MOTHER-

Sasuke: This is an absolute disgrace to society.

Sai: For once, I agree.

Tenten: This is a ship??????

Shikamaru: Apparently people will ship anyone and anything.

Ino: I'm tearing up, but I can't tell if I'm laughing too hard or actually crying.

Choji: I can confirm, she is tearing up. And so am I a little bit.

Neji: This is straight up bestiality. And anyone who likes this pairing is disgusting.

Lee: YES. BESTIALITY IS VERY UNYOUTHFUL.

Shino: Hmmm. Kiba would know a thing or two about that.

Kiba: Shut up bug boy you're one to talk.

Hinata: I........ I........... I-

Hinata: *Faints*

Sakura: *Sigh* Alright people.  You know the drill. 3,2,1-

Everyone: 0/10!