Naruto x Konohamaru

Sakura: AHAHAHAHA PEDOPHILE

Sai: Aw, how quaint.

Naruto: EW WHY THE HELL DOES THIS EXIST.

Sasuke: Well, people do like shipping brothers after all, and you two are much like brothers.

Naruto: Damn..... now I feel shit.

Naruto: BUT IT'S STILL NASTY GODDAMIT.

Sai: How come?

Naruto: It.......it just is okay?

Sakura: I think he's secretly into it.

Naruto: NO I'M NOT.

Naruto: Wait a second.

Naruto: Is that a Hokage cloak????!!!!!!

Sasuke: Okay moving on now.

Sasuke: 2/10.

Sakura: 6/10. Love it, except the age gap.

Sai: 8/10.

Naruto: 0/10.