Itachi x Shisui

Sasuke: Oh my god.

Sai: What a beautiful couple!

Sakura: Damn..... they're kinda hot.

Naruto: EWWWWW.

Naruto: Isn't that your brother and your cousin?

Naruto: Sasuke?

Naruto: Sasuke?

Sasuke: .....

Sasuke: ......

Sasuke: *crying a lil bit*

Sakura: Okay.........

Sakura: So anyway, how do we feel about this?

Sai: I personally don't know either of them whatsoever but I think it is a very nice pairing.

Sakura: That seems to be your take on most of these, Sai.

Naruto: I think it's gross.

Sakura: Yet another trend.

Sakura: Well I'll rate it a 6/10. I'm pretty sure they really cared about each other. Plus their kids would be op-

Naruto: And inbred as fuck. So I rate this a 2/10.

Sai: 7/10.

Sasuke: *out of his trance now* 0/10.