Jiraiya x Orochimaru

Naruto: WHAAAAAAAAAAT

Sasuke: Hmm... this doesn't seem to out of the question to me.

Sakura: Yeah... practically cannon already to be honest.

Shikamaru: But isn't Lord Jiraiya obsessed with women?

Sasuke: Hm.

Sakura: Cover?

Sasuke: Yeah.

Naruto: You guys are all idiots and this ship is actually stupid.

Sasuke: I hate it too but only because I don't want that old snake to be happy.

Shikamaru: Damn okay. Ratings?

Sasuke: 1/10

Naruto: 0/10

Shikamaru: 2/10

Sakura: 5/10