Madara x Hashirama

Sakura: Yes. This, this I can get behind.

Naruto: Ewwwwwww. Two old dudes fuckin........

Sasuke: Yes, this is not a valid ship. They basically have the same relationship as Naruto and I.

Sai: ....

Sai: Exactly.

Sakura: I never thought I'd say this....

Sakura: but I agree with Sai.

Sakura: Although it frustrates me..... for many reasons.

Naruto: SASUKE AND I ARE NOT GAY.

Naruto: Or at least..... I'm not gay. Can't speak for Sasuke.

Sasuke: Fuck you.

Sakura: Fine whatever. Keep telling yourselves that. But either way, I'm pretty sure Madara and Hashirama had something else going on. That's all I'm saying.

Sasuke: Yes. They did. It's called hatred.

Sai: I think they would make beautiful children.

Naruto: Oh god. Can we just move on?

Sasuke: 2/10.

Naruto: 0/10.

Sai: 8/10.

Sakura: 10/10.