Deidara x Ino

Ino: Damn.

Ino: I'm finally  in one of these and it's with this hair-stealing, four mouthed, art loving bitch boy?

Choji: Sorry Ino. That's unfortunate.

Shikamaru: Eh. Troublesome.

Sakura: Hey. At least he's pretty hot.

Ino: I-

Ino: Yeah alright. I won't deny that.

Ino: BUT GIVE ME A SHIP THAT MAKES SENSE NEXT TIME DAMMIT.

Choji: Why is this a ship anyway? Have they ever even met?

Shikamaru: It's because they look somewhat alike probably.

Choji: Hm. Well anyway, I rate this a 3/10.

Sakura: Yeah okay. 3/10.

Shikamaru: 1/10.

Ino: I'll give it a 7/10, but only because he's kind of hot.