Orochimaru x Sakura

Naruto: OH SWEET JESUS

Sakura: OH MY GOD. THIS IS WORSE THAN EVERY AKATSUKI MEMBER COMBINED.

Sasuke: I agree. I am somehow more disgusted with this than when he was shipped with me.

Naruto: Ya, at least with Orochimaru and the teme there was some comedic value. This-

Naruto: This is just nasty!

Sai: Is there a problem?

Sakura: Sai,

Sakura: Do you even have to ask.

Sai: Ah I see. My apologies.

Sai: Forgive my confusion, but in the picture you two look very much in love.

Sakura: Ya well pictures can be deceiving can't they.

Sasuke: She says to the artist.

Naruto: Let's just rate this monstrosity.

Sasuke: 3,2,1

Everyone: 0/10.

Sai: 3/10.

Sakura: Really Sai?