Jiraiya x Sakura

Naruto: HOLY MOTHER-

Sakura: SWEET JESUS!

Sasuke: This is an absolute disgrace.

Sai: What's wrong with it?

Naruto: M  A  N  Y    T  H  I  N  G  S

Sai: (voice just absolutely dripping with sarcasm). Oh I see. My question is now perfectly answered. Thank you Naruto.

Naruto: Ouch okay. But congrats on showing an emotion. I'm proud of you man.

Sai: Thank you. I am touched.

Sakura: Anyway......

Sakura: If yall's bromance is over can we finish this? The trash can is calling my name.

Sasuke: This is a 0/10. No questions asked.

Sakura: (tearing up) Omg. He loves me.....

Sasuke: Shut up no I don't.

Sasuke: I just don't like this ship.

Naruto: I agree! 0/10!

Sai: 3/10.

Sakura: -10/10.