Gai x Kisame

Neji: Now why am I not surprised.

Tenten: This is........weird. To say the least.

Lee: GAI-SENSEI.

Lee: BESTIALITY IS NOT YOUTHFUL.

Ino: Oh my......

Neji: Lee, please stop.

Tenten: Actually, now that I think about it......

Tenten: Is Kisame even human?

Neji: Tenten, wrong question to get hung up on here.

Tenten: Right. Sorry.

Ino: Anyway, I really don't think this couple is too bad. They do sort of share the same.......energy?

Tenten: Yeah, I suppose.....but Gai-sensei always forgets about Kisame so that could lead to some problems.

Ino: Oh, true.

Neji: That is the most minuscule of the many issues that surround this pairing.

Lee: I WILL SUPPORT GAI-SENSEI IN ALL OF HIS ENDEAVORS.

Ino: Wait, but earlier you said-

Tenten: It's best to just give up.

Ino: Ok..... anyway, I give this a 6/10.

Tenten: 8/10.

Neji: 0/10

Lee: 10/10 IF IT IS WHAT GAI-SENSEI'S YOUTHFUL HEART DESIRES.

Neji: Dear God kill me now.