Deidara x Hinata

Naruto: Hm. Why do I hate this so much?

Shino: Because Deidara is a hardened criminal.

Naruto: Oh yeah....... okay.

Kiba: EWWWWWWWW.

Hinata: I-I don't understand.......

Sakura: Have they ever even...... met before????

Kiba: Ya know.... I'm starting to think that doesn't matter.

Shino: We better hurry. I think Hinata is starting to hyperventilate.

Hinata: *breathing really heavily*

Naruto: Hinata!

Hinata: N-Naruto-kun....... *faints*

Kiba: Dammit Naruto. Look what you did.

Naruto: What? How was that my fault?

Sakura: You're all idiots. Let's just do the ratings.

Shino: I don't think we have to. That is because everyone believes this is a 0/10.

Kiba: Ya that's true.

Sakura: Ok then. Moving on!