Shikamaru x Hinata

Kiba: Thanks. I hate it.

Neji: Trust me, I hate it more.

Ino: Oh, come on. It isn't that bad. I mean, compared to the others anyway. It's like..... plausible. As in, not illegal.

Shikamaru: Why am I shipped with literally everyone?

Ino: That's the price of having screen time.

Kiba: Ouch. I feel ya.

Shikamaru: Well I guess it could get a lot worse than Hinata.

Neji: You best believe it could get a lot worse than Hinata.

Ino: ......overprotective much?

Kiba: Speaking of which.....where is she?

Shikamaru: Oh, she fainted a while ago. I'm surprised no one noticed.

Neji: *runs to his cousin, who is currently lying on the floor in the corner*

Ino: Alright. So, ratings?

Shikamaru: Eh, 4/10. I've talked to her like, twice so.

Kiba: 0/10. This makes no sense.

Ino: I think it's cute. 7/10.

Neji: *Sighs* 8/10. I guess I'd rather it be him than Naruto.