Sakura x Sasori

Sasuke: Hell no.

Naruto: AHHHH HOLY MOTHER OF GOD MY EYES.

Sakura: Ew???? Why tf do people keep shipping me with villains, THIS IS NOT OKAY.

Tenten: Why is this a ship???

Ino: Because they fought and have a similar hair color I guess??

Tenten: JUST BECAUSE HE LOOKS  15 DOES NOT MAKE HIM 15, PEOPLE.

Naruto: Ya this grown ass man is even older than Kakashi!

Sasuke: Everything about this ship is disgusting.

Sakura: *hitting herself in the face repeatedly* why meeeeeeee

Tenten: Knowing Sakura's strength, she'll give herself a concussion soon. We better hurry up with the ratings.

Ino: 0/10. Everyone agree?

Everyone: Yes.