Hashirama x Tobirama

Choji: Again with the incest?

Shino: This is so wrong.

Shikamaru: People have weird kinks I guess.

Ino: I mean, i'm not a huge fan of incest or anything, but they are both pretty hot. For old dudes anyway.

Shikamaru: Ino.....

Ino: What?

Choji: I like how Lord Second is just like, not having any of it in this picture.

Shino: Yes, this dynamic is almost like you and Shikamaru.

Ino:  w  o  a  h    t  h  e  r  e

Choji: Shino why you gotta do that.

Ino: No, I agree.

Shikamaru: Ugh this is such a drag. Can we rate the incest couple already?

Shino: 0/10. They're brothers.

Choji: Agreed. 0/10.

Shikamaru: 0/10.

Ino: Okay, okay, I hear ya. I really do. But.....

Shikamaru: Ino....

Ino: My brain tells me this is disgusting, but my heart tells me it's adorable so I'll compromise and put a 6/10.

Shino: I implore you to rethink that decision.

Ino: I humbly decline.

Shino: Fair enough.