Shikamaru x Hidan

Naruto: HOLY MOTHER-

Ino: MY EYES

Choji: This is just wrong for so many reasons....

Shikamaru: Three words. Nine letters. You know the drill. Now, if you don't mind, I'm going back to sleep.

Naruto: You're going to be able to sleep  after seeing this? Personally, I think I'll be up for months!

Ino: Yup. This image is going to take a while to get out of my head.

Choji: Agreed.

Sai: Hm. I kind of like it.

Ino: Sai........

Naruto: Why are you like this.

Sai: Well, my father and mother both felt some level of attraction toward each other-

Naruto: Ok we get it.

Choji: Let's do the ratings so I can get over the nightmares quicker.

Ino: 0/10!

Choji: 0/10

Naruto: 0/10

Shikamaru (Sleep talking): 0/10

Sai: 5/10