Orochimaru x Kabuto

Sasuke: Trash.

Naruto: What?

Sasuke: Trash. I hate them both.

Naruto: Oh come on teme, don't you think hate is a strong-

Sasuke: No.

Sasuke: I hate them.

Sakura: Both of them suck. Breath to agree.

Sakura: Also, this pic makes me mildly uncomfortable.

Naruto: Oh, come on guys...

Sai: I personally think this would be a great pair.

Sakura: Sai, will you ever not  think that?

Sai: Hm. Probably not.

Sasuke: Naruto. So you're telling me you don't hate those two? Because that's some bullshit right there.

Naruto:

Naruto: *Sigh* Fine. They kinda suck.

Sakura: Good boy. Ratings?

Sai: 10/10

Sakura: 0/10...Sai seriously?

Sai: They are probably the only people who could they could each be happy with.

Naruto: Fair.... 7/10

Sasuke: 0/10

AN- Sorry to all you Orochimaru and Kabuto fans out there.... I know they get redeemed but lets be real they suck for the majority of shippuden.