Chapter 102 of 102

Bonus Chapter: Canon Couples!

Konoha 11 Reacts to Crack Pairings544 words~3 min read

So someone wanted me to have all of these lovely characters reacting to the canon ships, so I was like, "Ya alright. Sounds good." So here ya go!!

Naruto x Hinata

Naruto: Wait a second, this is real?

Hinata: W-When does this h-happen?!

Naruto: Wow Hinata! We look good together!

Hinata: W-We do? W-What d-do you mean N-Naruto?

Naruto: Ya, we do! Thank you for marrying me in the future, Hinata!

Hinata: *Squeak!*

Hinata: *Faints*

Naruto: Aw shit. Neji's gonna kill me.

Sasuke x Sakura

Sasuke: There's no way this is real.

Sakura: OMG!!!!!

Sasuke: Oh God.....

Sakura: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *Fangirly squealing*

Sasuke: Ugh I'm getting out of here. *Leaves before any one can see the blush on his face*

Shikamaru x Temari

Shikamaru: Pfftttttttt. You think I'm surprised? You people act like I haven't been planning this for years. Years.

Shikamaru:

Shikamaru: Ah! Temari! Uh...... you're here?

Temari: *Walking through the door* Oh yeah, they let me in for just today. What is it that I am supposed to look at?

Temari: *Sees picture*

Temari: AH! WHAT THE HELL????????

Shikamaru (sweating profusely): Oh yeah.......I know right?..... Weird....Heh.......

Temari: Humph. This is preposterous, and never going to happen.

Temari: *Secretly likes it*

(Let's be real Temari you ain't fooling no one).

Sai x Ino

Ino: *Blushing a lot* Oh! Well, um.... *Does that thing she does with her shoulders, you know that thing*

Sai: Well this is unexpected.

Ino: *Freezes* What is that supposed to mean?

Sai: It means that I would never expect this. Not in a million years.

Ino: *Dangerously close to committing arson*

Ino: Say. That. Again.

Sai: Oh, you didn't hear me? Okay, I'll say it one more time-

(You don't wanna know what happens next, but Sai learns to never mess with his future wife ever again).

Choji x Karui

Karui: Uhh...... Do we know each other?

Choji: No, I don't think so. I would've remembered a pretty girl like you.

Karui: Oh...... hehe, thanks. I'm Karui by the way.

Choji: I'm Choji!

(Here let me serve you some much-deserved wholesome content, on the house).

Kiba x Tamaki

Kiba: Heyyyyy cutie.......

Tamaki: Hehe.... Hi! I'm Tamaki.

Kiba: Name's Kiba. But you can call me later. *Winks*

Tamaki: Heehee

(Oof... I think only Kiba can pull that line off).

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Alright! That's all of them!

Tenten: Wait up!

Neji: Yeah, what about the rest of us?

Lee: YES. I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW AS WELL.

Shino: Ya I'm still here too.

Oh uh........

Neji: Do I *ahem* well, I'm assuming that we are all still available then?

Tenten: *Looking at her teammate nervously* Yeah, what's up with that?

Uh, well??????

Shino: I'm going to be forever alone aren't I.

Lee: AM I AS WELL?

I mean..... Lee has a kid?

Lee: EXCELLENT. I SHALL CHERISH MY FUTURE OFFSPRING TUMULTUOUSLY.

And Tenten..... still has her weapons?

Tenten: Fine. I guess those have never failed me in the past. *Wink*

O_O........ Ok well um, anyway, I gotta go........

Neji: Wait a second!

Shino: This was expected. Why? Because I don't need a partner. I am far too good for other people.

Lee: THAT'S WONDERFUL.

Neji: *Reading the sheet of fate*

Neji: Wait wait wait. My last moments will be spent in......... NARUTO'S ARMS??????????

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