Grow Up

Now Playing! Drunk (And I Don't Wanna Go Home) by Miranda Lambert and Elle King

- If you think Dallas Winston at eighteen was a bad thing

- Hannah is so much worse

- For starters, this girl is the definition of a greaser girl

- Like, all the people she hangs out with are big-time hoods

- And she lives in a bar

- She'll talk with Dal about doing something stupid

- Like, I dunno....selling booze to fifteen-year-olds in the lot for six bucks a bottle

- It's 98% water and 2% lime juice, but these kids can't tell the difference between piss and tequila

- Sometimes it's dirt rolled in paper

- "Hey kid, wanna buy some cigs? Three bucks for the box."

- And Dal gives her tips on how to not get caught

- So that's how she and Curly make money on the side

- If she gets busted for something stupid {see above}, Dallas said she isn't allowed to call him for bail

- "You can spend the night in jail and think about how you fucked up such an easy scam."

- So she calls Tim instead

- Usually, he refuses and hangs up

- And then Curly or Angela make him bail her out

- Once Tim realizes how pissed of Dal gets

- He does it all the fucking time

- But if it's like car-jacking, or something really bad, call Dallas and he will riot in the streets

- This has gotten him thrown in the cell next to her, but he's got the spirit

- She and Curly accidentally became a thing

- Their relationship was completely physical

- They both have parental issues, a grudge against the world

- Oh yeah, and they're horny

- Hannah felt really bad about it, even though she and Ponyboy weren't dating anymore

- They are friends with benefits

- And business partners

- Johnny crashes at Buck's when the weather is bad

- He and Dal share a room

- Hannah only discovered this when he knocked on Dal's door in a pair of jeans and her bra

- Because dipshit didn't sort the laundry right and now she has no shirt

- Johnny answers the door instead

- "Oh shit. Hey Johnny...I just need a shirt."

- He had no idea what to do, and was this close to just giving her his

- Dallas still laughs about it

- Hannah drinks with her brother

- "Fuck off Dal, I don't wanna go home."

"Hannah, we fucking live upstairs."

- This has been the reason for multiple bad descions

- One may have been hooking up with Bryon Douglas....

- Dallas was really fucking pissed when he saw him sneaking out of her room

- They've also made a bunch of stupid bets

- "I won by the way..."

"What the fuck are you talking about."

"Remember New York? The holding cell, you scratched how many days you spent their on the wall. I beat you, I had eighty."

- So Dallas carves his initials into the fucking bar and the game starts all over again

- Only this time it's "Who Can Drink Twelve Shots Without Throwing Up First?"

- Score is 2 to 0 for Dallas

- Hannah got kinda sneaky and switched her shots out for water

- Buck was proud

- Dallas was pissed and said it didn't count

- When they're really hammered, they talk about New York

- Buck is the only one who knows what they're talking about

- "Remember when I tried to set Charlie on fire?"

"Oh yeah, he almost threw you out the window."

"Fucking dick had it coming, if he was a sleep for just a second longer-"

"Okay fuckers, you're cut off."

- Hannah, Buck and Dallas go to rodeos all the time

- Sometimes Johnny or Curly tag along

- Hannah has also been deemed the designated driver

- And has definitely helped Buck sell his bootlegged liquor at parties

- She still bartends

- Guys love her

- Who wouldn't?

- Just make sure Dallas or Buck don't see you checking her out

- The amount of times Dallas has drug guys outside and kicked their asses is through the roof

- Hannah keeps count

- It's higher than thirty

- And then this motherfucker has the nerve to ask if she has a boyfriend

- Oh, and make sure Hannah doesn't have Buck's gun within arms reach

- She will shoot you in the knee without hesitation

- But that's part of her charm

- Buck finally caved in, and allows Hannah to play something other than Hank Williams

- "It has to be country though!"

- So she buys Dolly Parton and Johnny Cash records

- She did sneak in some Elvis

- Folsom Prison Blues and Dumb Blonde are her favourites

- It isn't uncommon to find Hannah and Dallas on the roof of the bar and eating french fries before the sun is even up

- They like staying up at night because it's so quiet

- The opposite of New York

- These losers look at the stars because they never got to when they were little

- All fun and games until someone gets pushed off

- Last week it was Dallas

- Yesterday it was Hannah

- She broke three of her fingers and Dallas wouldn't take her to the hospital

- "Didn't want to break your hand, shouldn't have been talkin' shit!"

- Buck fucking yells at him

- So he takes her to Darry instead

- The amount of times Hannah has snuck out to a party and ends up crashing on Darry's sofa is ridiculous

- But it's their little secret :)

- All is well

- Moral of the story

- Even though Hannah is eighteen

- Dallas is twenty

- and Buck is like, twenty-five

- These idiots have the thought process of toddlers

- Legit, they all share four brain cells and Buck has two of them at all times

- That's because he runs a business

- Hannah is disappointed scamming tweens doesn't count as a 'business.

- If Dallas yells at Hannah he gets hit with, "You aren't my fucking father, dipshit."

- Buck never yells at Hannah, but he chews Dallas out all the time.

- "What the fuck is this Buck, you aren't my mother."

- "Tough talk coming from a guy whose name backwards is salad."

- Buck is definitely a Proud Dad

- He framed Hannah's diploma and hung it behind the bar

- He also has scary good intuition

- So he's always there when Hannah or Dallas are sitting at the bar at four in the morning

- "Do you wanna talk about it?"

Dal usually just has a drink

Hannah will shake her head until Buck asks to give her a hug

- "I don't wanna remember it anymore."

"I know kiddo, I'm right here."

- They are one of the most fucked up families in Tulsa

- I'm talking ride or die

- But hey, they all made it to adulthood :)

- and love each other so fucking much <3

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Also, as the last chapter of this story is in the making, what would you prefer; Happy Ending™ or What Do You Mean That's The End angsty ending™?

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