3~ Ms. Princess Bitch from the Bitch-Town Express

Rule 3: Find your opponent's weaknesses

The whole of that week was just depressing...for all of us. Blaine was in the hospital with a deeply scratched cornea, and needed surgery. I still couldn't believe what Sebastian had done, and I wasn't finished yet. I know he had done something to that slushie, I didn't know what because all the evidence literally disappeared down a drain. I was out for revenge, and this is where it started. So, in the infamous words of Bugs Bunny:

Of course you realize, this means war!

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I was walking down the hall on the way to my history class, when I stopped and noticed Kurt sitting alone in the french room. He looked really bummed out as he carelessly scribbled on a piece of paper. I remembered having days like that, and on those days, I wished I had somebody who would do what I was about to do now.

"Hey, what're you doing in here?" I asked. He looked up and huffed.

"Trying to keep the flames from shooting out of the sides of my face," he replied.

"Well no offence darlin', but that outfit really isn't helping," I said as I sat down. Kurt sighed.

"I agree with Artie, I'm tired of being stepped on all the time. I take a lot of crap from a lot of people, but I refuse to take it from Sebastian; the Criminal Chipmunk," okay, I'm not going to lie, that made me laugh.

"Alright, doesn't explain why you're sitting here all alone," I said.

"I've been sitting here for the last hour, making a list of ways to get back at him," he replied. That gave me an idea.

"Well today's your lucky day darlin', because Ms. Princess Bitch just arrived on the Bitch-Town express." I smirked.

"You said 'bitch' twice," he said.

"Don't care. Anyway, I suggest that we drag him bound and gagged to a tattoo parlour for a tramp stamp that reads: Tips appreciated or, Congratulations, you're my thousandth customer," I said with a wicked grin. Kurt didn't look too pleased.

"Well, isn't someone feeling especially evil today," he said.

"I had a very good sleep last night," I replied.

"After what he did to Blaine..." the jokes were over now, my smile faded when I saw he wasn't laughing, "I really wanted to hurt him...but I can't. I've fought against violence at this school for too long. I have to take the high road." he said. No fun in that but, okay. I sighed and took a second to think.

"You know what Hummel, I respect that. You're right, I don't want ot graduate and go off to work as a waitress for the rest of my life and probably end up in some women's prison yard so... let's take the high road," I said. Kurt's eyes lit up like fireworks when he looked at me.

"I know that look, that's your idea look." he said.

"That's right, we're aren't going to beat Sebastian by playing dirty... but we are going to beat him,"

Let the war begin.