When Master Splinter Gives Them Solid Advice

Splinter's POV

I stared in surprise and exasperation for the second week in a row. My sons were barely moving, barely able to hold a weapon, much less use one to attack and defend. Even now, as I was watching, Donatello and Rapheal broke into tears. It was time for serious intervention.

"Yamet!" I snapped, watching as they collapsed on the ground.

"So...what is going on with you four? I understand that you have each experienced a breakup, but I expected you to be stronger than this!" I said, more than a little frustrated. If Hamato Yoshi stormed out lair right now, my sons would be dead in a heartbeat.

None of my sons answered me, not even Leonardo.

"Leonardo! My study, now!" I snapped, leading the way. He got up slowly, his legs wobbling as he walked.

Leo

Splinter told him that if y/n loved him, that she would never leave him. Besides, if she didn't love him, why would she have stuck around for so long? He also said that Leo needed to stop thinking that nobody loved him.

Raph

He told Raph, after listening to his story, choked with sobs, something Raph never expected to hear from his aging master. He said that Raph made a really shitty move, and had been a bitch about it too. He sent Raph out, shock plastered to the turtles face, after telling him that he had seen how much y/n loved him.

Donnie

Splinter told him that he needed to man up, and not make a shitty move like he did either. He said that girl's hearts were nothing to mess with, and if he was going to get back with y/n, he was going to have some explaining to do.

Mikey

Splinter listened to Mikey's story, and then suggested that he didn't overreact over small things, which sent the littlest into some tears. Splinter quickly backtracked, saying that Mikey really did care about y/n, and yes, he had seen it. He then gave Mikey a really big hug.