Reader III
âToo good of an environment?â
What was wrong with that?
âHah. I think youâve got some fantasies about what it means to be a writer. Writers are laborers, plain and simple. They write to earn money and gain attention.â
Oh Dok-seo, the self-proclaimed web novel expert, said this. As mentioned earlier, we'll delve deeper into who this Oh Dok-seo is at another time.
For now, itâs enough to know that Oh Dok-seo was a nerd fashion trendsetter, always sporting a red bob haircut, a cap, a band-aid on her nose, and her favorite hoodie.
âJust making sure, you're not using telepathy right now?â
âIâve turned it off.â
âGood. Now, have you ever seen a construction worker swinging a hammer purely for self-fulfillment? Someone who says, âI love unloading crates so much that I want to do it for the rest of my lifeâ?â
âWell⦠not often.â
âThatâs exactly it.â
Oh Dok-seo chewed her gum, blowing a bubble.
By the way, it wasnât bubble gum, just regular chewing gum. Of course, it didnât inflate properly, making a faint, hissing noise before bursting and sticking to her lips.
She wiped her mouth nonchalantly, fully embodying her nerd fashionista, edgy, middle-schooler persona.
âRemember, writing comes from a place of scarcity.â
Oh Dok-seoâs expression was serious.
Or rather, she was deadly serious.
I donât usually use that phrase, but in this case, it was warranted. If I didnât use âdeadlyâ to describe Oh Dok-seoâs face, it would be disrespecting the wordâs very existence.
âWhy give them an allowance? Take it away. Throw them into the depths of despair. Make them watch people being slaughtered by monsters. Youâre strong, right? You can do it, so why arenât you?â
âHmmâ¦â
âJust donât kill them. Oh, and keep their hands and backs intact. You just need to make sure they're not crippled. Writers actually produce better work when exploited.â
Oh Dok-seo spoke with the confidence of someone who believed truth should serve them, not the other way around.
âWerenât they all doomed to die if not for you? So, if they stay alive, youâve done your job, havenât you?â
Is that so? Is it really?
âThat makes sense.â
It was worth testing.
Assuming the failure of the Canned Hotel in the 560th cycle, I trained the writers according to Oh Dok-seoâs advice in the next cycle.
Instead of heaven, I gave them a taste of a milder hell.
âKyaaaah!â
âSomebody help! Help me!â
I took the writers for a little walk beyond their accommodations.
-Honkkk! Beep!
-Honk! Honk! Honk!
-Honnkkkkk! Beep Beep!
The Isekai Trucks exceeded a thousand.
Not only the parking lot but the road leading to the accommodations was packed with 11-ton trucks, replicating the traffic jams of Chuseok holidays. Trucks collided, overturned, and crashed as they pursued the writers in a surreal scene.
And that wasnât all.
âUgh, itâs coldâ¦â
âIâm hungry⦠I want yukgaejangâ¦â
âMoooomâ¦â
The environment had changed too.
Instead of a luxury hotel, I set up a shabby refugee camp for the writers. No chef fairies cooking gourmet meals. No casino dealer fairies. None of that.
Even the equipment provided was cheap.
Watching the writers sit on the dirt floor, staring blankly at the ceiling or crying their eyes out, pained me. But shock therapy exists for a reason.
I spoke.
âAh, mic check. Writers, from now on, youâll be living in this village. I will try to protect you from most dangers, but I canât guarantee your safety. The harder you write, and the more entertaining your stories are, the more resources youâll have.â
ââ¦â¦â
âI love you, writers. I wish you the best.â
And something miraculous happened.
This extreme treatment actually worked!
The writers were driven to write as if possessed. Out of 335, not one was idle.
Their writing speed was incomparable to the last cycle!
I couldnât help but be moved.
âThese are true writers, and this is how much they should write.â
Looking at the pile of manuscripts brought a smile to my face.
But as I eagerly flipped through the pagesââ
ââ¦Hmm?â
Something felt off.
Like a dog startled by unfamiliar food, I instinctively paused while holding the manuscript.
âWhy⦠why does this taste spoiled?â
It was different.
The flavor of the writing had changed.
The fantasy writer who once sang about the triumphs of humanity was now writing a story about the demon king's army butchering everything. A yuri author, known for heartwarming characters, had monsters tearing couples apart. Zombies appeared in martial arts stories and destroyed the Martial Realm. Across all genres, characters were in despair, and the world was falling apart.
And then I realized.
âThis isnât genre fiction!â
Pure literature!
The flavor was unmistakably pure literature!
And the particular kind that screams, âeverythingâs screwed, so screw it all!â
The familiar scent of the web novel authors I loved was gone, replaced by a strangerâs fragrance. It felt like catching my partner cheating.
âItâs well-written. Very well-written, butâ¦â
This wasnât the kind of food I wanted!
If I wanted despair, I could just reflect on my life as a regressor. Why should I read despair fiction in my free time? Was I a masochist?
No matter how much effort the authors put in, they couldn't compete with my firsthand knowledge of how terrible monsters could be or how far humanity could fall. Their attention to detail didnât measure up to mine.
âWhat have I done to my authors?â
This couldnât stand.
I immediately sought out Oh Dok-seo to complain. But even considering the different cycle, she remained uninterested.
âNot fun? So what?â
Oh Dok-seo casually filed her nails.
âA creative work just needs to have the authorâs spirit, right? Why should they sell their soul just for your amusement?â
ââ¦â¦â
âYou said you love these authors. Shouldnât you love them no matter what they write? Whatâs wrong? Has your love changed? Wow. I didnât think youâd be so harsh.â
ââ¦â¦â
âThen again, maybe itâs my fault for expecting anything from humans again. Can love change? Can people shift? Oh, and by âshift,â I mean âshit.â Catchy rhyme, right?â
I couldnât reason with this edgy, middle-school poser!
Thus, the 561st cycleâs Canned Hotel was also a complete failure.
Back to square one, I pondered.
Too much comfort was no good because it took away the motivation to write.
Too much suffering was also no good because it overwhelmed the writing itself.
âThis is a tough nut to crack. How can I cultivate tasty web novels? Are authors inherently doomed from the start?â
I mulled it over and over.
Eventually, I reached a conclusion.
In the next cycle, SG Net, which had only a community function, got a new board.
A novel serialization board.
The announcement posted on the board read:
ââââââââââ
[Novel Serialization Board Usage Guide]
1. All registered SG Net members receive novel points daily upon logging in.
2. Novel points can be used to purchase new chapters of novels or donate to your favorite author.
3. Points used by readers will be transferred to the authors. Authors can use these points to purchase desired items, which will be notified separately.
4. At 24:00 every day, the board will display the rankings of all novels based on how many readers purchased them.
5. For non-awakened authors who cannot access SG Net, a manager service is available. The manager will upload the non-awakened author's work to the board. Members can also upload on behalf of non-awakened authors they know.
6. Letâs create a healthy competitive culture!
ââââââââââ
In other words, I had created a platform for serializing novels.
Membersâ initial reactions were lukewarm.
-Anonymous: Can anyone post a novel?
-[Yuldoguk] SwordMarquess: Itâs time to unveil my profound prose to the world.
-[Samcheon] WitchJudge: I was a bit bored since there wasn't much to do besides community stuff, so this is nice.
-Anonymous: What items can you buy with points?
-OldManGoryeo: Probably only shitty stuff will be uploaded. Any author wannabes thinking of serializing better watch out. Iâll comment on every chapter.
-dolLHoUse: hype
-[Baekhwa SixthGrader: Hoeng...{( >_<);
There werenât many awakened authors. And even if there were, most were too busy navigating the apocalypse to have time to serialize.
But leisure wasnât just for those who had it; it was for those who made it. A few Awakeners found time to serialize novels.
-GoryeoJang: ? Whatâs with this point purchase list?
A certification post on SG Net one day caused a stir.
-One-month accommodation ticket (5-star hotel)
-Fairy bodyguard: Unable to hunt gates, only provides defense. Misusing this bodyguard will be punished.
-Real-time chat fan meeting with desired Constellation: Meeting may be denied based on the Constellationâs preference. If denied, points will be refunded.
-Consultation on oneâs awakening ability tech tree: Constellation provides direct guidance on maximizing the efficiency of oneâs ability. Will not be responsible for training, only gives guidelines.
.
.
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-GoryeoJang: Seriously, just look at these point items. Anyway, I bought the awakening ability tech tree. Are the dumb SG Net people not serializing yet? lol
The comment section exploded.
-Anonymous: ?? Is that for real?
-Anonymous: Who gave points to buy that guyâs novel? Idiots?
-LiteraryGirl: GoryeoJang actually writes pretty well⦠He was a web novel otaku before the gates opened, and there arenât many who write like him.
-Anonymous: Whatâs that psychoâs novel about?
âLiteraryGirl: An incredibly kind protagonist uses their healing ability to help those in need and eventually saves a small kingdom in a tribute to humanity. A rare type of protagonist these days. I cried at the scene where they almost get hunted as a witch but still treat the inquisitors, saying, âA doctor doesnât choose their patients.â
âAnonymous: ?
â[Samcheon] Lieutenant: ?
-Anonymous: Fuck, are these items real? As expected of SG Net. Itâs on a different level with the Constellations directly managing it.
-dolLHoUse: hypeeee
-[Yuldoguk] SwordMarquess: Why doesnât anyone read my prose?
The message was a shock, but so was the messenger, a notorious SG Net troll. Membersâ responses grew heated.
That certification post marked the beginning of the âGreat Serial Ageâ on SG Net.
Some people who had awakened started serializing their novels directly. Guilds also began hiring skilled authors and uploading their work on their behalf.
In a world that had collapsed, the once-useless writer profession became a kind of support member.
-The Protagonist Doesnât Return from the Volcano (â 9.9)
-Her Circumstances That Made Her a Countâs Munchkin (â 9.9)
-Comedy Club [19+ Uncensored Edition] (â 9.9)
-The Apartment Hides Reinforced Steel (â 5.7)
Unsurprisingly, the serialized works on SG Net showcased a level of quality unmatched by the 560th and 561st cycles.
The despair and emotions that writers experienced during the apocalypse added depth to their work while maintaining the fun of web novels.
âWhatâs the difference? What do you think?â
After hearing about my journey since the 560th cycle, Oh Dok-seo asked.
I poured her an espresso since thatâs all she drinks.
âThe number of readers. And competition.â
âHmm? What are you talking about?â
âMost writers are attention-seekers. As you said, theyâre lacking something. But that emptiness isnât filled by experience. Only by othersâ attention, love, and passion.â
Because what they lack isnât themselves but others. Writers have too much of themselves in their hearts.
âThatâs why they need as many others as possible, like celebrities. Like Roman gladiators in the coliseum.â
âHmm.â
âBut thatâs secondary. The real key is competition among writers.â
I logged into SG Net's novel serialization board and pulled up the novel rankings.
Displayed prominently, the ranking section showcased the most popular novels, listed from first place down.
âEndless competition among writers, judged solely by purchase numbers. Itâs pure meritocracy. Writers canât help but be drawn to the radiant mirage of âproving their worth through pure writing skill,â like the bright lights of New Yorkâs skyscrapers.â
It reminded me of ancient Greek tragedy writers.
They held contests and ranked each other. Crowds gathered to follow the writersâ works in real-time, cheering them on. Athens was the world's leading city, dominating the Mediterranean world. Winning the crowdâs favor meant being recognized as the worldâs best writer.
Competition, enthusiasm, and a certificate proclaiming you the best in the world.
That system let Greek tragedies burn brightly, if briefly.
Itâs no wonder Nietzsche described competition as the essence of the Greek people.
âThis is ourâhumanityâs last Dionysian theater.â
But I was a consummate glutton. While I enjoyed popular works that appealed to the masses, I also devoured niche genres that appealed to only a few yet satisfied their creators' desires.
Before and after the world began collapsing, these works often went unnoticed.
I scrolled down the rankings and clicked on a particular novel.
-Title: 101 Ways She Accepts Death (â 7.7)
-Pen name: BadEndingLover
A writer who always pursued the niche.
After reading the latest chapter, I pressed the [Support Author] button.
-Donated 2,000 points.
-ZERO_SUGAR: Your writing is always... wonderful ^^. I thoroughly enjoyed this chapter. Please watch out for trucks~
Hmm.
Something seemed missing, so I tilted my head.
âOh.â
Thatâs right. I forgot to write this.
-ZERO_SUGAR: But thereâs a spelling error. The correct expression is âAn incident occuredâ not âAn insident occuredâ This is the third time youâve made this mistake in this work. Are you the type who doesnât run a spell checker~? lol. Best wishes, and stay healthy. Write well ^^
I nodded.
Still a perfect donation message.
Though this whole ridiculous act proved unexpectedly useful later on.
-Honnkkkk!
But thatâs a story for another day.
Right now, I had to deal with the Isekai Truck parked in front of my place.
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