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The next morning: Tuesday...

Angel

"ANGEL! ANGEL! WAKE UP! GET UP!"

My eyes popped open and I jumped up out of my sleep in complete panic mode feeling someone literally shaking my entire body aggressively.

"What? What?" I asked looking around the room, not seeing Kali anywhere in sight.

"David, where's Kali? Is she okay? Where's Kali?!" I screamed at him, on the verge of tears.

"She's downstairs eating cereal. Listen don't worry about that! Angel, you need to call Stephanie and JD and get them over here ASAP! It's an emergency! And I know she not at work because she can't stop shitting." "O-Okay!"

I picked up my phone off the nightstand and dialed her number.

Stephanie

"OH MY GOD, WHY CAN'T I STOP SHITTING?!" I shouted to the top of my lungs as I sat on the toilet.

Ever since I ate that McDonalds Saturday night, I've been going back and forth to the restroom nonstop. It's gotten so bad to the point where I can't even stay on the floor at work for five minutes to accomplish anything.

Dr. Bryant ended up sending me home yesterday morning and told me to come back whenever I got my "bowel movements" under control. That's how I know it's bad.

That nigga doesn't even let me go home when I ask. I can literally beg him, and he'll still say no. I could come into work with a broken leg, and he'd still tell me to get my ass out on that floor.

I'm not sure what's wrong or what McDonalds gave me (because I eat there all the time), but all I know is I just want to stop defecating.

"Stephanieeeee!" I stomped my feet against the tile floor, instantly becoming irritated hearing Jaceyon yell my name from the bedroom.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHUTTTTT?! WHAT I TOLD YOU ABOUT BOTHERING ME WHILE IM SHITTING?!"

Picking up the can of Lysol, I sprayed it all throughout the air. The bathroom door then cracked opened, and he stuck his big ass head through it.

"But Babe, your phone..." He whispered to me. "Tell them I'm asleep!"

"But it's Angel! She says it an emergency!" I groaned at him and rolled my eyes. "Give me the damn phone Jd... Damn!"

Opening the door all the way, he walked fully into the room and handed me the phone.

"Hello?" I put it up to my ear and answered it with a full blown attitude.

"Stephanie, Dave says you and Jd need to get down here to his house NOW!" She panted through the phone.

"But Angelllllll, I'm on the toilettttttt!" "He says it an emergency Stephanie!"

"UGGGGHHHH! Alright, we're coming. Just let me take a shower first!" I said.

"Alright!" She replied back and hung up the phone.

Sighing, I sat mine down on the bathroom sink and rested my head down on it. I then sensed that Jaceyon's presence was still in the room. Lifting my head back up, I saw him staring back at me with the most concerned expression on his face.

"I thought you were supposed to be at work." I asked him dryly. "I'm taking off until you feel better..." He said shyly.

"So you just gonna stay in here and watch me shit?" "If you want me to..."

My heart melted at how concerned and scared he was for me. I feel so bad for being mean to him now. It's so cute how sweet and weird he is.

"Baby, that's weird..." I said growing at him.

"So. I just wanna make sure you're alright. Can I get in the shower with you? I just wanna hold you..." I sighed.

"Sure baby. Cut the water on." He stripped out of his clothes and ran to the shower excitedly, causing me to giggle at him.

"Look at how your thing just swinging everywhere!" He stuck up his middle finger at me as I grabbed tissue off of the toilet roll.

Dave

"PAW PATROL! PAW PATROL! WE'LL BE THERE ON THE DOUBLLEE! WHENEVER THERE'S A PROBLEM AROUND ADVENTURE BAAAYYYY-"

I went even more insane while I paced back and forth through the living room, listening to Kali yell the PAW Patrol theme song that blasted through my phone speakers for the hundredth time this morning.

"David can you just please tell me what's wrong?! I'm starting to get scared!" Angel cried to me as she sat on the couch. I waved her off and continued pace back and forth.

"WHERE ARE THEY?! We called them 30 minutes ago!" Just as I said that, three loud knocks were sent at the door.

"Finally damn!" I exclaimed as I jumped up to answer it. Swinging the door back, I stared at both Jd and Stephanie's blank faces.

"WHERE THE HELL YALL BEEN?!" They both drew their heads back and bucked their eyes at me.They looked at each other with their eyebrows furrowed.

"Jaceyon, is he-" "Baby, I don't know. He can't b-"

"Hold on causeeeeeee... Last time I checked..." She took her Damier Graceful MM bag off her shoulder and dug through it aggressive.

She pulled out a compact mirror and opened it. Holding it up to her face, she let out a loud gasp.

"Let me see it..." Jd snatched it out her hands and held it up to his face. Soon after, he let a gasp that was louder than hers.

"THAT NIGGA IS TALKING TO US YO!" He yelled at her, making me shake my head at them.

"Y'all play to fucking much yo! We called y'all mad long ago!" I scolded at them as they walked into the apartment.

"Heyyyyy Chunky Booty!" They walked to the island where Kali was sitting in a barstool, and kissed her fat cheeks.

"Hehe! Hiii!" She screamed through her loud giggles.

"What you watching Chunky?" Jd asked leaning over her shoulder and looking at the screen of the phone.

"PAW Patrol!" She examined excitedly while running her index finger gently over the birthmark that was on his face.

That's when I noticed Steph quietly grabbing a clean bowl out the dishwasher and sneaking her way back over to where Kali was sitting,

"Gimme some of these!" She laughed snatching the box out Cheerios Kali had sitting beside her (just incase she wanted to pour more into her bowl) and ran into the living room.

"HEYYY!" She frowned at Stephanie.

"You always fucking wit her!" I mugged Steph and slightly pushed her shoulder, making her fall over onto the couch.

"Alright nigga. What was so important that you needed us over here for?" Jaceyon tapped Angel's shoulder, gesturing for her to scoot over. He sighed as he sat down beside her.

"Well last night I-"

I stopped speaking immediately and turned my head to Steph after hearing her loud ass crunch the dry cereal in her mouth. Her mouth was full of Cheerios when she looked up at me innocently.

"Oh... My bad..." The muffled words managed to escape her lips.

Rolling my eyes at her, I decided to continue.

"Well last night, probably around like 12:30, I was craving seafood really really bad..." Stephanie scoffed.

"Then you should've went and got some... The fuck that gotta do with us?" She whispered.

"Stephanie, shhh!" Angel shushed her with her finger over her lips and gave her full attention back to me.

"Girllllll" Steph did the same hand movement in her face that Zoie does when he's waving someone off or dismissing them.

"And after I finally went to bed at 3:00 this morning, I had a dream and guess what was in it..." Jd and Angel's heads shot up at me while Stephanie just looked around the room, completely dumb founded.

"The fuck was in it? Tacos?" We all groaned and slapped our foreheads with our palms.

"FISH STEPHANIE! FISH!" She jumped at the sound of everybody shouting at her. "Damn, y'all ain't have to yell..." She frowned looking down at her half empty bowl of cereal.

"Which one of y'all in here pregnant?" I asked in a serious tone, watching their clueless facial expressions.

Angel was the first person to speak up.

"Well it's not me! If that's what you're thinking!" Her long, black curly hair swayed against her arms as she shook her head from side to side.

I turned my attention towards Jd and pointed my finger into his direction.

"Nigga, you pregnant?!" I asked him. He looked at me in disgust.

"You bugging yo! FUCK NO! Well not that I know of..." He stared at the ground with a uneasy look on his face.

That's when we all got quiet and turned to Stephanie. She had a slight grin on her while she picked under her fresh baby blue manicure.

Noticing the quietness that filled the air, she slowly lifted her head up and looked around at us.

"What? It's not me! My period just went off two weeks ago so I know for damn sure that it's not me!" She said positively.

I heard the small tappings of Kali's feet against the hardwood floor.

"Daddy! Daddy! Maybe it's me daddy! I have a baby in my belly!" She patted her round belly through her thin bunny pajama top.

"Awwwwww, that's so cute..." Angel and Stephanie cooed to her at the same time.

"NO THE FUCK ITS NOT! KALI- KALI WHAT THE HELL?!" Jaceyon and I shouted at her making a scowl appear on her face.

I grabbed softly grabbed her face and looked into her eyes. "Kali don't say that! You are not pregnant!" Her feet stomped the ground and she squinted her big eyes at me.

"Yes I am! How could you say that Daddy?!" Her voice cracked as she folded her arms.

"No you're not! You know what, matter of fact just to figure out who is..." I ran to my office and grabbed the red and white CVS bag off of my oak desk.

Sprinting back into the living room, I shook the bag and four Clearblue boxes fell out of it."Take these; both of y'all take two."

"Mannnnn..." Stephanie slammed her bowl of cereal down on the table and grabbed two of the boxes.

"This some bullshit." She complained, dragging her feet all the way up the stairs.

Angel just sat there, starting at the last two boxes... I picked them up and handed them to her. She slowly took them and made her way upstairs.

I flopped down on the couch beside Jd and sighed.

"What the hell going on around here yo?" He asked, rubbing his hands over his head.

"I don't k-" "DADDY! DADDY! Do you need me to take one too?!" Kali asked excitedly climbing up onto my lap.

"No! You know what? After they get done, you taking your morning bath!" She kissed my nose, and I held her small body as she jumped up and down on my legs.

"Yay! Yay! YAYYYY!" She screamed with her hands up to the ceiling.

Angel

I opened my eyes as wife as they could go trying to focus them on the two pregnancy that were laying on the bathroom counter. It felt like someone was pouring lemon juice into my eyes the way they stung, staring at the them.

Pregnant... Pregnant...

Now I know what you all are thinking: "Congratulations bitch! You're going to be a mommy to another little Dave or you!", but no. I'm not pregnant. I don't care what this test says.

Yes, since me and Dave have gotten back together we've been having sex like crazy, but I know I'm not pregnant. I know my body. There's no way I can be pregnant.

I mean we JUST had Kairi two and a half months ago, and now we're adopting Kalifornia. On top of that, they're to young.

We're not ready for another baby right now at all. I don't want to be pregnant, especially not right now.

We're not ready. I'm not ready...

"YO YALL BEEN UP THERE MAD LONG! ITS BEEN WELL PAST 15 MINUTES! COME DOWN!" I snapped out my daze hearing Dave's deep voice.

Harshly wiping the tears from my face, I got up and from off of the edge of the tub and headed downstairs.

Stephanie and I flopped down onto the couch heavily while the boys just stared at us.

"Well..." Jd started. "What does it say?" Dave asked.

"Well mine say negative!" Stephanie sat her two tests down on the table and turned to me. "What about yours Angel?" I stayed quiet, letting my loud thoughts take over my mind.

What the fuck are we going to do?

"Lemme see it yo. It's probably says negative too." Jaceyon quickly grabbed one of them out of my hands.

"JD, THATS THE WRONG SIDE!" They yelled at him, pointing at it.

"EHHHH!" He dropped it on the ground and whined as he rubbed his hands up against his shirt.

David snacked his lips picking it up off the ground, and they crowded around him.

"SEE YO! I TOLD YOU YOU... Were... Just... Tri-..." Jd stopped cheering once he saw that both of them were positive.

You could hear a single pen drop in the room.

[S/N: One time in my eighth grade science class, our teacher was mad at the class about something and she had to call someone's parent outside the door. So she says, "I want it to be so quiet in here that you can hear a pen drop!" It was quiet as fuck in that room. As she proceeded to walk out the door, somebody dropped a pen on the ground; on purpose yo! THAT SHIT WAS SO FUNNY 😂😂😂 She was mad as hell.]

"GOD SAID 'SURPRIIISEEE ANGEL!'" I began to become angry as Jd and Stephanie bursted into uncontrollable laugher.

"Y'all it's not funny!" I mugged them watching them fall onto the floor.

"Baby, it's okay! Im finally getting the football team I want!" Dave smiled holding me from behind and rubbing my tummy.

I grunted, pushing his large hands off of me. "I'm not pregnant!"

I was beginning to become defensive. Stephanie and Jd managed to pull themselves up from of the floor from their laughing fest.

"Nah Angel forreal though, a baby is a blessing!" He said putting his arm around me.

"Yeah best friend! You should be happy!!" She said lifting up my plain white cami. I pulled my shirt back down and stepped away from them.

"LISTEN TO ME WHEN I SAY THIS: I know my body, and I'm NOT pregnant. I'll set up an appointment with Dr. Carter to prove it." I rolled my neck at them.

Jd smirked. "100 dollars says you are..." He whispered thinking I would hear him while I marched up the stairs.

"200 dollars says I'm not!" I turned around and screamed at him.

"WAIT HOLD UP! I wanna get get in on this!" I heard Dave and Stephanie say from downstairs.

Hey y'all! ❤️

Somebody said I should do a chapter on my playlist... Would y'all like that? Because I think every song on my playlist is a total bop.