58 - Wasup homie?

We had a treasure hunt in maths and I was paired up with Mia. Tyke with Habeel and Malik with Asher. My group was first, Tyke's second and Malik's third. Ava and Layla were together; they were 4th to finish. So, everyone was sat down doing an extension task. There's four rows. First row are Ava and Layla, second row is Malik and Asher, third row is me and Mia, fourth row is Tyke and Habeel. Asher is AS and Mia is MS.Let's get in :

S : wasup homie? *faces Habeel*

H : *rolls eyes* hi

S : you're soo dry I swear. Like look at Tyke. Heyyyyyy Tykeyyyyy bestie

T : *laughs* hey Siyana.

S : see Habeel. Wait up! Heyyy bestie? That's better?

H : what the f*ck? No, I'm not your homie

M : *turns around* haha, Siyana. Imagine getting rejected by Habeel.

S : shut up Malik! What do you mean, bestie?

T : *amused smile* really?

S : oh my days! I forgot about you! How areeeeeee youuuuuuu? My favourite blonde

T : well you're not my favourite *chuckling*

S : *mocks being offended* what do you meannnnnnnn?

M : he means that you're not his favourite *laughing his a*s off;like A LOT*

S : you look bad, let me take a picture of you

T : you know he can sue you right? Like, THAT'S VERY DISRESPECTFUL SIYANA!

S : Is he gonna sue me?

L : no! Cause he likes you

S : shhhhhhhhh, Layla.

T : yeah, I think he'll sue you. That means he will f*ck you up.

Z : just remove the "up"

S : remember when I made you into a fairy princess, Tykey?

T : heyyyy, that's VERY NOT NICE of you, Siyana.

M : you seem obsessed

S : sure

T : Malik and Siyana

H : Sitting on a tree

MS : K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Z : Kiss him.

S : why would I kiss that stupid piece of sh*t?

Z : Because.

S : why?

Z : BECAUSE HE LIKES YOU, YOU SKUNK!

S : whatever!

M : ya Zayn! Ana la uhib ya binti! (I don't like that girl!)

S : sure.

L : did you just?

S : did I what?

L : did you just ship yourself?

S : how?

L : Because.

S : because?

L : BECAUSE!

S :BECAUSE WHAT? BECAUSE I SAID HE LIKES ME?

M : yeah, no sh*t. But I don't like you. You're everything bad.

S : you're awful

M : you're annoying

S : you're weird

M : you're terrible

S : Horrible!

M : NASTY!

S : UNACCEPTABLE!

M : DISRESPECTFUL!

S : TERRIBLE!

M : UNPLEASANT!

S : STINKY A*S!

M : Uhh, dreadFUL!

S : UNFAVOURABLE!

M : DISTRESSING!

S : GHASTLY!

M : MOTHERF*CKING IDIOT!

S : YOU'RE SUCH A RANDOM IDIOT!

M : CREEPY A*S

S : YOU'RE DETRIMENTAL TO SOCIETY!

M : I HATE YOU!

S : YOU'RE A LITTLE PIECE OF SH*T

M : AS IF YOU AREN'T

S : THAT STILL MEANS YOU ARE

M : OKAYYY, I'M TALLER THAN YOU

S : BY WHAT? NEGATIVE 15 INCHES?

M : YOU AREN'T EVEN FIFTEEN INCHES?

S : ARE YOU STUPID?

M : WELL, YOU'RE STUPIDER

S : YOU'RE STUPIDER THAN MY 5-YEAR OLD SISTER!

M : YOU'RE UGLY

S : YOU'RE UGLIER

M : YOU'RE COPYING ME! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY VOCABULARY!

S : IF I DIDN'T, I WOULDN'T GET A 27 AND YOU A WHAT? 22?

M : 26, SIYANA! And analysis isn't about vocabulary

S : what do you mean? It does have strong vocabulary!

M : no, creative writing is more towards the vocabulary side

S : sureeeeee

M : yeah IT IS

S : NO, IT ISN'T. YOU NEED TO PICK A GOOD ADJECTIVE FOR ANALYSIS TO BE GOOD BUT HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? YOU'RE SH*TTY AS F*CK IN EVERY SINGLE SUBJECT

M : SAYS THE TEACHER'S PET!

S : I BET YOUR MUM BUTTERS UP YOU INFRONT OF EVERY SINGLE TEACHER

M : I BET YOU WOULD SLEEP WITH A TEACHER FOR A HIGHER GRADE

S : STOP SPEAKING ABOUT YOURSELF, AWAD

L : can y'all stop?

S : no

M : why would we stop, Layla?

L : because miss is coming

S : fine.

M : whatever the f*ck

S : I amen't obsessed with Tyke. Like, why would I be obsessed with Dutch Ducky Vox Cinemas?

H : you're obsessed because he's the only one you made into a fairy princess.

S : no, what!

MS : Siyana *laughing*, tell them

S : fluff you, Habeel *shows the middle finger*

A : now, that's not very nice, Siyana

S : do I give a f*ck?

A : no.......

S : by the way, I made : Tyke, Zayn, Pedro, Asher, Hazza, Omar, Omar and Callum into a fairy princess.

M : Those many?

S : yeppppp. So, I'm not obsessed, I just think it's ridiculous. Like, imagineeee.

T : haha, it would be funny

S : I feel like doing one for Habeel *takes out my iPad*

H : *moving away from me*

S : *stands up* Habeel Ahmed!

H : I don't give you consent!

T : that's very-

M : DISRESPECTFUL SIYANA!

S : shut the f*ck up, you h*e

M : heyyyyy

S : I said shut the f*ck up

M : okayyy habibi (sweetheart)

S : wait up, Habeel

H : no!

T : you know Habeel can file a lawsuit against you right!

S : I did it in the past and no one ever did anything. So, I think it is completely okay. TYKE.

T : What if he does?

S : he isn't gonna

T : what if...?

S : he isn't

T : what if?

S : he isn't gonna, Tyke!

T : are you gonna?

S : yep, smile Tykey

T : *a shy smile* you're annoying

S : thank you for your kind words, now Malik please

A : what are you doing?

AS : I don't understand?

S : what do you think Asher? Smile Malik

M : what no!

S : I got one!

M : delete it or I'll tell miss

S : fineeeeee

M : delete it, Siyana

S : chill out

Teacher : okay class, anyone finished with the extension

S : i did!

M : me too!

Teacher : *smirks* Malik and Siyana, you can correct your answers and then, free time for you lucky!

S : thank ya!