TL: Eevee
Ed: Hungry Panda
Senyun was there. Hiding in an alleyway watching the sequence of events unfold. She watched âClariceisaprince,â or Isaprince for short, who she told the truth while she was drunk, who went on to rally the CLC in protest. She was so angry with herself with causing this tragedy that she even smacked her head into the wall.
She couldnât possibly go back to the palace. She was afraid that she would see the princeâs face hurt from seeing the protest. She felt sinful. Thinking of the princeâs blame, that this was all her fault, she nearly wet herself in fear. So Senyun decided to run. It was a selfish decision with only herself in mind, but she felt that it was better than being hated by the prince.
And so a few days passed.
Clarice was loitering around in a dark alleyway close to the CLCâs secret headquarters. The protests only continued to gain momentum with each passing day. At the same time, with each passing day the dark clouds in Senyunâs heart gathered even more momentum. It was a perilous state that threatened to spill over with rain at the slightest touch.
Senyun glanced at the bright sunlight on the opening of the alleyway. Since everyone was at the protest, naturally the streets were empty. It seemed like no one would realise if she just broke into tears right here.
Just then, shadows snuck up to Senyun.
âLookee here, lady~ân/o/vel/b//in dot c//om
Senyun turned her head to the source of the voice just as her eyes were about to redden. Uwaa. Her face crumpled up instantly. Exactly three of them. A mohican, buzz cut and regent. A trio that looked every inch the typical delinquent swaggered in her direction.
Meanwhile, having approached Senyun, the trio exchanged looks before they started whispering amongst themselves. What? Isnât that a boy? Those breasts are a washboard? Those arenât breasts but straight up nonexistent? After a long debate they came to a conclusion. Even if it was a boy it was quite cute so it was âpossible.â
Mohican snickered and beckoned.
âBoy~ weâre high-flying young men~ come quietly when weâre asking nicely. Itâs not going to be fun if you donât!â
Since it was plenty unfun already, Senyun thought.
âWhat are these retards?â
No wait, before that. Didnât they just call me a boy? What? Why did they call me a boy? Are they blind? What? Does it mean something? Does it mean they want me to turn them from mohican, buzz cut and regent to bald, bald and bald with a fireball?
It was just as Senyun was about to unleash a fireball without hesitation.
âStop!!â
Fizz. The shout dissolved away the fireball. Senyun bit her lip before glaring at Minwoo who had appeared at the end of the alley.
âWhy are you hereâ¦â
âWho dares!!â
Mohican cut her off and shouted. Senyun scowled at Mohican, annoyed and returned to glaring at Minwoo
âWhy are you hereâ¦â
âOi bro! Donât Interfere and piss off!â
Buzz Cut cut her off and shouted. Senyun scowled at Buzz Cut, annoyed before glaring at Minwoo again.
âWhat are you hereâ¦â
âWhat the hell are you? Do you know this boy?!â
Regent cut her off and shouted. Senyun scowled at Regent. Should she just off them? But she barely suppressed the urge, and glared at Minwoo again. The two exchanged looks. In that brief moment of time, Senyun rolled her brain. Leaving aside why he came here for now, he was probably going to help her who was (apparently) captured by delinquents. In that caseâ¦
The two people yelled at the same time.
âMy boyfriend!â
âThereâs nothing between us?â
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âWha, what?! What do you mean thereâs nothing between us?!â
âWhy the hell am I your boyfriend?! Are you nuts?!?!â
Minwoo rubbed his arms and shivered as if he really felt an arctic chill down his spine. Likewise for Senyun. She felt as if she had goosebumps on her tongue. She even said something that would have had the priestess at her throat for it but that idiot couldnât read the mood.
âLook here. You lot. Iâm warning you, if you want to touch her then youâll need to be prepared.â
But as if he really had come to help her out, Minwoo regathered himself and warned the trio. Although he seemed like an idiot, indeed a hero. At the sharp look the trio gulped. Senyun thought that he was trustworthy at moments like this, as she internally retched a little bit at the thought.
âPre, prepared?â
âYeah.â
Minwoo looked at Senyun as if she was something disgusting.
âThis kid. On her off day she daydreams of a man(=Clarice) being tamed and mind broken like a bitch, and to boot she chases the man she likes(=Clarice) around everywhere going âGuhehe~ Guhehe~ my prince ? this Senyun will protect you ? ?â and all sorts of stalker shit. This kid even stole panties lately, you know?â
Crack. Something broke. Namely inside Senyun.
âIf you donât want to end up like that then run away!â
âRe, really! We nearly stepped on a mine!â
âThanks bro!â
âWeâll remember this!â
The trio quickly left the scene. Even though he had beaten the demon king and was no longer a hero, it still felt good to save people. Minwoo put his hands on his hips and smiled satisfyingly.
Without a shred of hesitation Senyun planted her fist in that self-satisfied face.
âDduhurphth!â(1)
Sprawled out like a certain king from the past, Minwoo wiped the corner of his mouth and yelled.
âYou nutcase! What are you doing!â
âWhat the hell are you doing then?! Why did you come here!!â
No, there was no need to listen. Senyun got up and was about to leave. Right up till Minwoo called to her in an accusatory tone.
âAre you running away again!â
Senyun halted. She turned around with a glare that threatened to drop an Inferno at any moment.
âWhat did you say?â
âAre you running away again.â
Minwoo staggered and stood up. Before Senyun could get a word in edgewise, Minwoo pressed his point.
âThis protest. You started it. And now youâre going to run away irresponsibly?â
That was a misunderstanding. Although it did have to do with her, she wasnât the one who started it. But Senyun couldnât refute his words. She could only clench her fists and lower her head.
ââ¦â¦Letâs talk.â
Minwoo calmly said, having noticed something off about Senyun. Senyun barely nodded her head.
***
A dark corner of an alleyway where only shadows lurked. It was a perfect place for two people to sit down awkwardly and have a secret discussion. Even Senyun, who told Minwoo her complicated story of her involvement in the protest, couldnât stand how pathetic she was and laughed bitterly at herself.
âI donât even⦠Iâ¦â
âNo, thatâs, whatâs it. Itâs not your fault. When you look at it, the reason that Clarice became a woman was because of that old snake of a king, the bikini armour incident was Eriâs fault, and the one that started the protest was the woman named Isaprince.â
Minwoo stammered as he comforted Senyun. To think the day would come where this guy would be comforting her, Senyun couldnât stand her shame and sneered at herself.
âBut if Iâd been paying attention none of this would have happened. I wasnât even thinking at all and just drooling all over him⦠I donât evenâ¦. Iâ¦â
And back to the beginning.
As Senyun threatened to up dig a pit with her sighs, Minwoo bolted upright. Minwoo faced Senyun with a determined face.
âSenyun. Listen to me.â
Senyun looked up at Minwoo in surprise. So heâs still trying to comfort me all the way to the end after all, in her heart, she felt the tiniest stirrings of thankfulness-
âYes! In all seriousness I donât even know whatâs going through your mind!â
â¦â¦.Ha?
âSame with your leeching off Clarice and freezing the mood along with your surroundings! Same with you being completely dyed with everything Clarice! And despite all that and the fact you caused this massive mess which let alone getting on your knees and begging Clariceâs forgiveness youâve gone into hiding on your own! To be honest even when I look at you I seriously have no answers!â
Wham. Wham. Wham. Every single sentence became a cold hard fact assault that barraged Senyun. It hurt. It hurt so much her tears leaked a little. Is this kid trying to comfort me or make me cry.
âIf I were in your shoes right now Iâd go apologise to Clarice!â
âBut⦠But Iâm scared too!â
Senyun yelled, jumping up from her seat. She clenched her shaking fists and sorrowfully yelled back.
âIf I apologise, if I confess that this was all my fault! Iâm scared that the prince is going to hate me!! You know what I did to His Highness! I was taken for a fool and turned His Highness into a woman! Because of that, let alone having to marry you, sexually harassed by Eri! And now because of me a protest happened! Everythingâs all my fault⦠How could he not hate such an idiot, how could he!!â
Senyun cried. Yelled. Vomited out. In the end she couldnât take her own accumulated sorrows and sat down on the spot. And she cried.
âSenyun.â
Minwooâs voice was neither kind nor gentle. It wasnât like there wasnât any sort of awkward sympathy. Because heâd already been there, done that.
âWould Clarice really hate you?â
Senyun lifted her head. Minwoo kept talking.
âWhat kind of person is Clarice to you? Someone who hates and casts aside a person that apologises for their wrongs? Or someone who kindly embraces them in forgiveness?â
âYouâ¦â
âSenyun. Clarice was worrying about you. Even if you stole her panties, even if you made the Potion of Changing Gender, she was still worried about you.â
âHow am I supposed to believe that⦠How am I supposed to believe youâ¦?â
Senyunâs eyes wavered dangerously. As if she was asking for someone to hold her.
âYou donât have to believe me.â
Minwoo held out his hand.
Sympathy was unnecessary. But, helping someone up when theyâre down was probably alright.
âBelieve in Clarice. Believe, in your prince that you like.â
Although heâs a princess now. Minwoo swallowed back those words. That would completely shatter the mood.
Senyun wordlessly looked at Minwooâs hand. The prince that she liked. With the sharp beating of her heart, she was reminded of a voice.
âTrue love! No matter how your own love canât be requited, to support and be at the back of the one.â
Where did her determination from then go to. She had made her decision to help the prince even if it couldnât be repaid⦠Even more than the time she was fooled by the kingâs honeyed words, it was more regrettable that she forgot her resolve from that day.
She made her decision. Go apologise, and find a way to quell this protest. Senyun took Minwooâs hand and got up. As if he was proud of her, a smile rounded the corners of his mouth.
âWhat are you looking at.â
Embarrassment rushed in. Senyun narrowed her eyes but decided to leave it at that. She needed to wipe her tears and snot first if she wanted to be intimidating or anything.
âHm? No, nothing.â
Snicker snicker.
A vein popped out in Senyunâs forehead. She wanted to drop a fireball on him right this instantâ¦. But she decided to be the adult and hold it in. Because this time, this was nothing less than a debt.
âHold up.â
Senyun was about to leave Minwoo snickering to himself, when he hurriedly stopped her. As Senyun gave him a strange look, Minwoo held out his hand.
âWhat?â
âPanties.â
â?â
Panties?
âDonât try to gloss over it. You need to return Clariceâs stolen panties.â
âWh, what?!â
Oh shite. Senyunâs face turned sheet white. Minwoo scowled and brought his hand right up to her nose.
âDonât pretend you donât know and hand it over.â
âN, no, thatâ¦â
âGet it out with your summoning magic. Surely youâre not going to say you donât have it?â
ââ¦â¦..â
She didnât. Sheâd already long since sold them to the CLC. Senyun sweated bullets and avoided his gaze. Minwoo could make a rough guess from her reaction. He clicked his tongue and sighed.
âCanât be helped if you donât have them then.â
âY, yeah! It canât be helped!â
Thank goodness. He was letting her offâ¦
âLooks like we can only go by the kingdomâs laws.â
ââ¦â¦..Ha?â
Eye for an eye. Tooth for a tooth.
â¦â¦In the end Senyun had to return to the palace missing her underwear.
Authorâs Note
Iâm telling you all this in advance
But the next episode is insanely stupidly ridiculous so take caution
TN: It wouldnât be this author without something derailing every chapter, now would it?
(1) Sound of someone getting his face punched in
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