Training

"Hey!" Sam whines. "Aren't you two supposed to be training right now?"

You and Peter glance at each other, then at Sam, "We are training."

"You're quite literally not." Sam frowns, crossing his arms over his chest. "You're sitting there watching TV."

"We're watching an informative TV show."

"You're watching a cartoon."

"No, no, the main character has powers just like me, so we're taking notes," you explain.

Sam gestures to the table covered in snacks in front of you, "There's not a single note in front of either of you."

"We're taking mental notes," you sheepishly chuckle. "Just watch and you'll see!"

Sam doesn't really need anymore convincing than that. He plops himself down on the couch beside you and Peter. "Maybe just one episode, but if anyone asks, this was all your idea."

"Deal."

Several Hours Later...

"We've been waiting in the training room for hours! What are you guys doing?" Steve demands.

"Training."