Flufftober: "Accidents Don't Happen Accidentally"

A.N. The thrilling sequel to Secret Moments in a Crowded Room

"Sam!" Bucky bellows down the corridor.

Your shoulders slump as you hear the commotion barreling down the hallway. You pinch the bridge of your nose, murmuring to yourself, "Not this again."

"Hide me, hide me, hide me," Sam quickly pleads as he bolts into the conference room.

"He still mad at you?" you wryly guess as he scrambles around the circular table for a place to hide.

"Sam!" Bucky shouts, his voice now just around the corner.

"Definitely," Sam yelps, ducking behind you. "You won't let him kill me, right?"

"Honestly, I'm surprised he didn't find you earlier," you chuckle over your shoulder. "He was pretty mad last night."

"I already told you-" Sam starts, ducking back behind you as Bucky storms into the room.

Bucky's eyes narrow, watching as Sam uses you as his human shield. "You've gotta hide behind my girlfriend, Sam? Take it like a man."

"Like a man?" you scoff. "Have you met the women in this Compound?"

"Yeah," Sam agrees, poking his head from over your shoulder. "Stop being sexist, Bucky!'

"Maybe don't mess with him right now, Sam?" you quietly advise.

"Probably a good idea."

"I'm gonna kill him," Bucky swears. "Let me get my hands on you, Sam."

"I already told you it was an accident!" Sam desperately exclaims.

"That accident didn't just happen accidentally, Sam!" Bucky fumes.

"But it did! It was an accident, I swear!" Sam implores, still holding you as his human shield in front of him.

"Let's look at the evidence, shall we?" Bucky rhetorically asks, pulling out his phone from his back pocket. He unlocks his phone, dramatically tapping away at the screen. "You mean to tell me that, not only did you pick a picture that only you have, you typed 'My OTP', you added heart emojis, and a grumpy sunshine hashtag, all on accident?"

"Okay, see, that I did on purpose," Sam reluctantly admits.

Bucky accusingly points at Sam. "So we have a confession!"

"No!" Sam shouts. "I was goofing around after you guys left me and Steve at that stupid gala, I didn't mean to post it!"

"Well, why the hell would you do that?" Bucky counters. "That doesn't even make sense!"

"I don't know, I thought it was funny at the time!"

Bucky grimaces, glaring at Sam. "I swear to God, Sam, if people start thinking I'm approachable-"

Sam cuts him off with a humorous snort, "No chance of that."

You sigh, looking over your shoulder to glance at Sam, "I thought you didn't want him to kill you?"