Sometimes

Sometimes,

I just wanna high-five her,

In the face,

With a chair,

Real hard.

And sometimes,

I just wanna chuck a shoe or two,

Maybe a few,

It could hit her on the head,

Maybe a little touch on the nose.

Though sometimes,

I wish and wish real hard,

If I click my fingers,

Just one little click,

With a zap and a zip,

She will disappear real quick.

Maybe she wanted a change,

Maybe a humongous black hole,

Swallowed her whole,

Or maybe, just maybe,

She was kidnapped,

By pirates.

Just sometimes,

Wanna give her a whack,

Right in the face,

Real hard.