Chapter 32 of 85

memes & aesthetics cuz I feel bad

2 weeks is a long time to wait, so, to hold ya'll over, here r some memes and aesthetics. I hope you enjoy.

Alvar: I would say we are pretty smart.

Nour: What's the difference between a gamete and a zygote?

Alexios: Don't fall for it Alvar, he is just making up words.

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Maha: Who is skateboarding through the hallways while sobbing?

Sophie, not looking up from her book: Alexios. He got dumped again and he's not taking it very well.

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Baby Sophie: Hey dad?

Allesandro: What's up honey?

Sophie: How long can someone hold their breathe in the washing machine while its running?

Allesandro: Why on earth would you want to know that?

Sophie:

Allesandro:

Sophie:

Allesandro: WHERE'S ALEXIOS-

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Sophie: Ruy, can you do something for me?

Ruy: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my own DNA at the crime scene, and take the blame for it if you asked me.

Sophie: Can you do the dishes?

Ruy: No.

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Alexios: I refuse to have a fistfight with Ruy over the last slice of pumpkin pie.

Alexios: I'm an adult and I licked it first so its mine, fucker

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Ruy, in the middle of a battle: How are we looking?

Alexios: Sexy, but not like we're trying, but like, sure were trying, but its almost effortless

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Nour: *throws ball to Alexios*

Nour: Okay now throw it back

Alexios: *throws it back*

Nour: I MEANT THE BALL

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Ruy: I got a package from my mom.

Alvar: What is it?

Ruy: It seems heavy. Must be her disappointment in me.

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Nour, in the middle of training: You stabbed Alexios?

Mansi: Well, yeah... you should have heard what he said to me!

Nour: What did he say?

Mansi, in Alexios's voice: What are you gonna do? Stab me?

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Mansi, passing the phone: It's your boyfriend Ruy

Alvar: he's not my boyfriend!

Alvar, answering the phone: hey babe.

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Sophie: Imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees we'd probably save the planet too!

Nour: Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe

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Mansi: *balancing a plate of chicken wings on her baby bump*

Mansi: How convenient

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Sophie: The term"resting bitch face" is incredibly misleading

Sophie: Because a real bitch never rests

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Maha: *sneaks into the guild hall wearing a giant coat*

Sophie: What's with the coat?

Maha's coat: *Meows*

Maha: Drugs.

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Keefe: I need advice

Sophie, pouring milk straight into the cereal bag: you came to the right person!

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Maria, betting up Vincenzo with a broom stick

Filomena: what are you doing

Maria: cleaning

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Sophie: do we have anymore coffee?

Filomena: No more Coffee Lia, you haven't slept in two days

Sophie: bold of you to assume it's only been two days

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Luram Bak: my protégées must be highly skilled, coordinated, and confident without a doubt-

Kylo: *gets hit in the face with a foot ball*

Sun:*trips over a plotted plant and apologizes to it*

Luram Bak: I want those idiots

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Sophie: see! I told you I was sober enough to drive last night!

Maha: I drove. You sat in the passenger seat and steered with a paper plate

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Mansi: in this world it is either yeet or be yeeten

Nour: Yeeten?

Alexios: I think you mean YOOT

The elf gang: *looking at the inner circle* wtf did we get ourselves into?

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Sophie: *calling Alexios to tell him Mansi is dead*

Mansi, whispering: is he crying?

Sophie: a little

Mansi: *grabbing phone from sophie* YOU SHOULD BE WAILING YOU STONE COLD BITCH

Mansi: *slams phone*

Mansi to Sophie: now call Alvar

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Chiranu aesthetic

Avrima aesthetic

I'm doing two Vatarian aesthetics per these kinda fun chapters. Once we hit 20k I'll do another one of these chapters!

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