AAD/GOMLS Memes & playlists cuz I promised to do them a while ago.

The title says it all lets do it BOIS-

Mansi: The verbal language is weird. Telling someone "you are shit" and "you ain't shit" are both insults.

Alexios: "You are not shit" is also a reassurance.

Sophie: But "You are not the shit" is also an insult.

Ruy: Okay, but "you are the shit is a compliment."

Nour, eye twitching: You guys it is 3 in the morning.

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Alvar: Two years ago today, I married my best friend...

Everyone: Awwwwww-

Alvar: Mansi is still pretty mad about it, but Ruy and I were drunk and thought it was funny.

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Sophie when she was first trying to deny her feelings about Ruy.

Sophie: Ruy made me feel things.

Alexios: What things?

Sophie: Feelings.

Alexios: Ruy made you feel feelings?

Sophie: Yeah.

Alexios: What a bitch.

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When the little Malvar baby comes along~

Ruy: *gets cut by a knife Sophie threw* Ow, for fu-

Alvar: Ruy, there are children present!

Ruy: For... fun's sake?

Mansi, not caring: Nice save.

Sophie: Yeah babe. Fucking nailed it.

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Sophie when Ruy first came with them to Inalia.

Sophie: Do you plan to follow us to Inalia?

Ruy: Yup.

Sophie: And you plan to join my Guild of killer warriors?

Ruy: I'm certainly not going to enjoy the weather.

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Nour, being the big scary training commander he is: Can you tell me why the fuck you are late for training?

Sophie, wearing cat-eye sunglasses, holding Starbucks, and clearly just woke up: Someone told me to go to hell.

Sophie: At first I couldn't find it.

Sophie: But now I'm here.

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Sophie when she was with the elves: I'm not special, I don't fit in, I'm just your regular plain jane with no confidence and being used in a *staring war with the Neverseen against my will, a puppet for the council and Black Swan to use...

Sophie now: Get in my way and I will run you over with a steam roller, hell fucking yeah I'm hot, but I use that shit as a weapon. Pretty faces hide the sharpest daggers. I come when I want too, I know who I am and NO ONE is gonna change that, especially you, Councilor Alina with your lame ass circlet and fucking castle, oh you wanna fight?! LETS FRICKIN GO-

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Tarot Reader: Now I will read your fortune.

Sophie: Cool, I guess.

Tarot Reader: Why is every card death, what the fuck? I don't even have this many death cards!

Sophie: Figures.

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When Alexios and Sophie first reunited.

Sophie, sobbing: I'm so sorry I was gone, but I am here now and we will make things right! Every time I fought a battle, you were there by my side. I can't even physically explain how close you are to me, my blood brother. Please, don't leave me.

Alexios, also sobbing: I was so convinced you were dead! It all happened so fast! But mark my words I will never let anyone break up our family again! You and I will forge a way for the new future, I'm so proud of you.

Literally, 6.5 pages later.

Sophie: ALEXIOS, GET YOUR FUCKING ASS DOWN HERE!

Alexios: MAKE ME!

Sophie: YOU LITTLE BITCH I SWEAR I'M GONNA FREEZE YOUR ASS!

Alexios: HOE, I SWEAR-

Maria: *Taking a long sip from her tea after she stopped giving an f a long time ago*

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Sophie: You know what I've always wondered? How do tall people actually sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you from your shoulders to your toes?

Ruy: Blondie.

Ruy: It's-

Ruy: FOUR O'CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING!

Sophie: So... you can't sleep huh?

Sophie: ...is it because of the blanket?

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Playing Capture the Flag.

Biana: Are you upset you didn't get to be on a team with Mansi?

Alvar: Have you ever played a game with Mansi?

Biana: No?

Alvar: Have you ever gotten into a steel cage with a wolverine?

Mansi, screaming at Alexios: FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER. DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT WORD? IT MEANS YOU HAUL ASS!

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Ruy, when he first met Sophie: Great some brat I have to deal with, Blondie, you mean nothing to me.

Ruy, now: I, Sophie's bitch-

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Sophie: Alrighty, no falling in love with me.

Ruy: *scoffing* That won't be a problem.

~A few chapters laterrr~

Ruy: There is a problem.

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Ruy: I need to get something off my chest-

Every single person in a 5-mile radius: *crossing fingers* please tell me it's your shirt.

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Sophie: So, Lilac, how was school?

Lilac: Some guy pushed me down.

Sophie: Did you push him back?

Lilac: No, he was bigger than me.

Sophie: Huh. Nour?

Nour, strapping on armor: I'm on it.

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Maria, realizing Sophie has a bounty out for her: Why would someone want to hurt Amalia?

Alexios, food in his mouth: Maybe they met her.

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"A peaceful walk through the woods really relaxes me. The fact that I'm dragging a body should be irrelevant." -Nour Dawound, probably.

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Nour: I'm going to the store, you guys want anything?

Keefe: A loving mom and father.

Alexios: My virginity back?

Ruy: My parents to leave me the fuck alone.

Maria: My family to still be alive.

Tam and Linh: Peace from our parents.

Sophie: Kynareth to drop dead.

Maha: My fathers' safety and to live out my dreams?

Alvar: Yeah, could you get me some paperclips?

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Sophie: *At the mall* Excuse me, I lost my dragon. Can I make an announcement?

Employe: Of course!

Sophie: *Leans into the mic* Goodbye you little shit.

Employee:

Sophie: *turns around* thank you-*stops dead in her place*

Sophie: *sees Ricin viscously eating people's food at the food court*

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The Inner circle be like.

Nour: Alright everyone, pay attention. I have an announcement to make and I only have a minute!

Ruy: Why? Are you in a hurry?

Nour: No, I was referring to your short attention spans.

Everyone: ....

Lilac: He's not wrong.

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Sophie whenever she breaks into the Lost Cities.

Council: SOPHIE?! What are you doing here?!

Sophie, clearly stealing important documents and shit: I should ask you the same question.

Council: We live here!

Sophie: ... I should ask you a different question.

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Alexios: What you are doing is not legal.

Sophie: I'm not taking advice from you, you pronounce the "g" in lasagna.

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Biana, tired of all the elves and ranting to her sister in law: I really want a remote that can make people shut tf up with the click of a button.

Mansi: *slides a gun across the table*

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Alexios, crossing his arms: So, Ruy... are you in love with my sist-

Ruy: Nope.

Alexios: Bro, are you sure? I mean-

Ruy: Bro, I'm 100% positi-

Sophie: *walks by*

Ruy: *crazed screaming* I LOVE YOU

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Okay so here is how we are going to do this. I promised these playlists a while ago and they have been kicking my ass because I can't seem to get all the songs I want and yadda yadda yadda. So, pretty much, you guys are going to be adding song you see fit for characters and ships. I have already started the Soruy, Sophie, Ruy, and Vespera song lists, but if you find a song you think fits a character, comment the song on their name in the story and I will listen to it! If I agree if fits the character, I will add it under the character's list and give credit to you!

I feel like this is a fun idea because I was getting worn out trying to build these playlists and I want you guys to have a say in this! So have fun and I hope you enjoy them! If you want me to make a Spotify playlist for them all let me know!

BTW some great readers left some songs to add on my Conversations Board, thank you guys so much for your recommendations!

PLAYLISTS

~Sophie~

Million Eyes- Loic Nottet (ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS, Thank you @Ninou718 for the awesome recommendation!)

Roses- The Chainsmokers ft. ROZES

The Champion- Carrie Underwood

I Wonder as I Wander- Lindsey Stirling

Stampede- Lindsey Stirling

All Falls Down- Alan Walker

On My Way- Alan Walker

Different World- Alan Walker

The Ballad of Terrasan- Victoria Carbol (Imagine this song with Sophie being ripped away from Inalia. It hits different)

Silhouette- Victoria Carbol

~Ruy~

Youth- Shawn Mendes

In My Blood- Shawn Mendes

Silence- Marshmello ft Khalid

Roses- Imanbek remix

Freedom- Pharrell Williams

~Soruy~

Like A Scar-Victoria Carbol

Burning Heart (Orchestral Version)- Victoria Carbol

Silver & Gold- Victoria Carbol

Alive- Victoria Carbol

Fire on Fire- Sam Smith

Warrior- Beth Crowley

Hold Me While You Wait- Lewis Capaldi

Dusk Till Dawn- ZAYN ft. Sia

Crazy in Love- The Eden Project ft. Leah Kelly

Rock + Roll- EDEN

Glow- Ella Henderson

Up- Olly Murs ft. Demi Lovato

Power- Kat Graham

Rumors- Neffex

Rhythm Inside- Loic Nottet

There's Nothing Holding Me Back- Shawn Mendes

If I Can't Have You- Shawn Mendes

~Vespera~

Queen of the Castle- Victoria Carbol

~Alexios~

~Mansi~

~Alvar~

~Malvar~

~Maha~

~Nour~

~Allesandro~

~Lilac~

~Fitz~

~Keefe~

~Biana~

~Tam~

~Linh~

~Dex~

~Maria~

~Filomena~

~Leto~

New chapter coming out either late today or tomorrow! Love yall!

_Sibylline_