I knew full-well the true purpose for which Nikki had been hired. It was,ironically, me who had initiated the first steps towards the construction ofthe Consciousness Projector.
Of course, Steve would not know this until I found the appropriate timeto reveal the fantastic truth to him.
In the meantime, he believes, as was my original explanation to ouroriginal lab assistant and chimp handler, Melanie Edwards, that I amestablishing a project that deals with a device capable of producinghighly-detailed images, brain scans, that will visually indicate all the memoryfunctions within the brain.
As it is a known fact that the activity within our gray matter is theresult of a complicated series of connections brought about through a myriad ofminute electrical charges, Steve had thought my idea rather ingenious.
Of course, I purposely failed to mention that the ingenious idea hadoriginally been of his very own conceiving.
Anyhow, he seems thrilled to be working on something more challengingthan simply reverse engineering some of the new technology available.
Unfortunately, he also seems far too thrilled in the new lab assistant.
In my first life, the sophisticated brain scanner that we had managed todevelop became an imperative and integral unit of the Consciousness Projector.It was, in a sense, the key to helping us focus or aim the device moreaccurately. It was the sights on the gun that fired the bullet; in this case,the projectile being my incorporeal consciousness.
In early 2013 we were nearing completion of the prototype model. Weneeded test subjects - decent test subjects.
âDecent?â queried Steve. âWhat do you mean by decent.â
âMaybe appropriate is a better word. I mean we need something better thansome simple lab rats. I donât want to use rodents, we need something moreâ¦â
âSimian?â he said as more of a suggestion than a question.
âExactly!â
âChimps?â
âPerfect!â
âI know a girl at Futronics. Sheâs an ape wrangler working under FrankMyer.â
âFrank Myer? Didnât Nikki also work under him?â
âYep, in fact they used to be good friends before they had some seriousfallout.â
âNot Mel whatsisfaceâ¦uh, Melanie Edwards?â
âOh, you know her. Of course, you met her at the wedding. You never toldme how things worked out?â
âThey didnât. Jungle Mel was a bit tooâ¦wild for my liking. I can see nowthat sheâd be great with monkeys.â
âApes!â
âYeah, Mel of the apes. Give her a call. See if she can help us set up aprogram?â
âWill do!â
A week later Mel was in my office for the interview.
She was more concerned over the welfare of her charges-to-be than overthe fact I had failed to ever return her calls.
Socially, she had accepted her standing with me. Professionally, evenwith the prospect of a substantial salary increase, she needed to lay down somestrict rules before she was willing to accept the job we were offering.
I had new respect for her after that.
âI need to know exactly what sort of experiments youâre busy working on?â
âTheyâre to do with memory; memory loss and retention.â
âMemory? The brain?â
âThatâs right!â I had smiled. âWe do have very strong evidence to supportour beliefs that the brain is the main organ where the memories are stored.â
âReally?â she sneered sarcastically. âJust because I work with apes,donât mean you got any right to treat me like one. I get enough patronizingfrom Frank Myer at Futronics, thank you very much.â
âI always wondered, what does the Fut in Futronics stand for? Futile?â
She came back quickly with, âNah, for putting your Fut in it!â I laughedloudly and she added, âI need to know if these experiments that youâre planningto perform will involve any form of surgery? If youâre intending to slice upany of those marvelous creaturesâ brains, then you can find yourself anotherâ¦â
âThe experiments are absolutely harmless,â I said trying to gain herconfidence. âWe will only be using very sophisticated equipment to map outtheir brain patterns.â
âYeah?â
âI give you my word.â
âIf theyâre so harmless, then why arenât you using humans? Surelyâ¦â
âWe need to make a record of their learning patterns. Thatâs why we needthem as young as possible. The learning curve in a human is too rapidlyestablishedâ¦and tooâ¦subtle for our equipment.â
âYeah?â Her frown still indicated her wariness. âYou said it wassophisticated?â
âThatâs the truth, but it does have its limitations.â
âThis equipmentâ¦device of yours? What sort of method does it use toperform theseâ¦scans?â
âExactly, itâs just a much more refined CAT scan.â
âWell, Iâve heard that some of the radiation used in those sort ofdevices can be highly dangerous.â
âItâs no more harmful than getting a few x-rays. Stop worrying now.â
She did. The first smile to caress her face since the start of theinterview appeared bright and white through her thick lips. âIn that case, Iâmyour man!â
âIn that case,â I informed her, âallow me to show you the extent of yourduties.â
I should have actually said to her, âYour professional duties!â
The naïve, giggly girl had grown some balls over the years. I feltaroused.
There was a very good chance I would be calling on her socially again inthe near future. I just hoped that her décor had also undergone some seriousalterations.
Mel had stared approvingly at the section of Global that we had speciallyconverted into the living, playing and, more importantly, learning area for thechimps. She had, though, suggested a few minor, yet necessary, changes andadditions.
She frowned as we entered the adjoining puzzle room.
âWhat are these?â she asked spying the ten, large, evenly-spaced puzzleboxes.
âYour prime objective!â
âOh?â
âYes, each of these has a unique method that must be used in order toopen it and reach theâ¦reward.â
âReward?â
âWhatever it is that chimpanzees like best? Bananas or whatever?â
âThey usually love sugar cubes, but I donât like to give them too much;itâs bad for their teeth and makes them a bit too hyper.â
âYouâre the expert. You figure it out.â I walked over to the first boxand pointed to the solution that was printed on a laminated note and pastedonto the conundrum. âJust follow the instructions.â I read, âOne â push greenbutton! Two â pull yellow chord! And three â turn blue lever!â Mel followed theinstructions to the letter. âVoila!â I declared as the door on the box gentlylowered to the ground revealing an empty space within. I joked, âWhat? Thisreminds me of that old song, âYes, we have no bananas!â She shook her head inignorance, so I demanded, âMake us a requisition of the stuff youâll beneeding? In the meantime we need you to follow this program carefully.â Ihanded her an itinerary. âItâs very important that you keep strictly to thatschedule. Donât jump the gun and try to teach them the lot in a week, okay?â
âI got it!â
âThe difficulty progresses with each new box. The last is extremelyintricate â well, for an ape at least.â
She read the instructions on the final puzzle box before saying, âYouâreright! Ten steps is going to be a rather daunting task to teach.â
âI heard you were the best at this sort of thing!â I stated. âI haveevery confidence that youâll succeed.â
âWhen do my babies arrive?â
âAnother month still! Thatâs what we were promised. The female stillneeds to be weaned.â
âRight, you could cause permanent damage taking her away from her mothertoo soon.â
âTheyâll all be delivered at the same time. In the meantime you can startsaying your goodbyes to mamma Frank and Futronics.â
âFirst thing tomorrow morning. Iâm looking forward to working forGlobal.â
âOf course! Who wouldnât? Weâre a lovely bunch of bananas.â
A month later Steve came into my office and said, âTheyâre here! Melâstaken them to The Jungle.â That was the term we had started using for thespecially prepared area. âCome on, letâs take a look at the expensive littlebuggers. Letâs go and see where all that money went.â
âAbout bloody time too,â I said jumping out of my chair. âI hope wehavenât turned Global into a five star zoo for nothing?â
The two males sat frightened, clutching to each other, in the far corner.Their eyes darted nervously around their strange new surroundings, and theyscreeched nervously everytime one of us approached anywhere near to them.
âDonât worry,â said Mel comforting me. âItâs normal. Theyâll be happilysettled within a week. A little calm and kindly help is all it takes to adjustthem to their new environment. Iâve done it many times already.â She glancedover at the female. âItâs her Iâm concerned about. That ainât normal at all.â
âWhat?â I asked watching the smallest of the three enjoying the swingsand other play equipment that we had installed. She also screeched, but insheer enjoyment, as she leaped from one apparatus to the next. I became nervousas she suddenly darted towards me before searching my jacketâs pocket. Shereturned to her playing, seemingly disappointed at not having discoveredanything of value.
âWow!â exclaimed Mel. âThis is definitely a first for me. Thatâs onebrave little girl. Seems very intelligent too.â
âMaybe you should start the program with her?â
âDefinitely! I wasnât thinking Iâd be able to get any of them into thepuzzle room for at least a month. But the way sheâs carrying on, I might evenstart her off today already. You certainly bought yourself a unique, lovely,little lady there.â
âHave they got any names yet?â
âYeah, the company that delivered them gave it to me!â She picked up aclipboard. âHere they are. The males are Bobo and Jake, and the little girl isNatty.â
âNatty?â
âYeah! Itâs okay! If you donât like it, itâs still early enough to teachthem different. Did you have something else in mind?â
âNah, the names are fine. Stay with them.â
âOkay.â
I looked over at the female and said, âNutty Natty want a nut?â In aninstant she was searching my pocket again.
Mel laughed. âIt might be a good idea to put a few nuts in that pocket.â
âIâll be sure to get some after work.â
Shortly, on that very same day when I was in Steveâs office, discussingsome of the more mundane tasks that come with running a multibillion dollarcompany, Mel burst in unannounced.
âOh, very funny big boss man! I never would have expected something likethis from a professor. Big joke; real mature!â
âWhat are you babbling about?â
âYou know what Iâm on about. I guess you two thought it would be great toput one over on the new gal, hey? Itâs so damned obvious, you should both beashamed of yourselves.â
âWhat the hell are youâ¦â
âNatty, of course!â
âNaâ¦what about Natty?â
âYou know exactly what Iâm talking about!â Then she turned and stormedout again.
Steve and I followed her back into The Jungle.
Mel of the apes turned to face us as we approached. âStill playing dumb,big guys?â
âWhatâs going on, Mel?â asked Steve.
âYeah sure, like you donât know?â She unlocked the door to the puzzle boxroom. Then she called to Natty. âNatty! Come show the other kids what you cando!â
We quickly followed Natty through the door and watched as she proceededto open all ten puzzle boxes in the space of two minutes. She screeched herdisapproval at the absence of any rewards as each door subsequently revealed anempty space within.
Our jaws, like the doors of those ten gaping boxes, rested on the floor.
Steve and I stared at each otherbefore we both saw the realization in each otherâs eyes.
Then we started to laugh hysterically.
Mel stared concernedly in puzzlement as the two mature joint CEOâs ofGlobal expressed their unbridled joy.
Yep, we went ape!!!
I knew then what Doctor Frankenstein had felt when he witnessed hiscreation come to life. I shouted, âIt works! It works! Itâs gonna work!â
âThis is so weird, Corn! We havenât even tested it yet. What am I saying?We havenât even finished building the goddamned thing yet!â
âI know! But this shows beyond the shadow of a doubt that we will! And,Great God in heaven itâs gonna work. Itâs gonna work perfectly! Perfectly!â
We marched proudly out of The Jungle.
âWeâre gonna do it, Corn! I can hardly believe it, weâre actually gonnado it!â
âYeah, but not today! Not tonight! Tonight we celebrate! Tonight wecelebrate our victory!â
âYeah, tonight we get blotto over our future success!â
âShit!â
âWhat?â
âThis is like counting the hatchedchickens before the eggs have even been laid. I think time travel is gonna bereally confusing?â
After our third round of drinks, I declared, âI saw it with my own eyes,and Iâm still having trouble believing it. Actual, irrefutable, undeniableproof that time travel is possible! Whoo!â
âKeep your voice down.â
âNatty just made history today as the first time traveler and we gottakeep the whole affair secret? What was the name of that sheep? Dotty?â
âDolly.â
âYeah, Dolly. First official cloned mutton chop to trot her way into thehistory books. Ainât nobody ever gonna remember our dear old Natty. Donât seemright somehow?â
âWeâve already discussed this plenty. We got ourselves something far morepowerful here than The Bomb.â
âI know! I know! Donât worry yourself none.â I suddenly thought ofsomething. âGee, I wonder how old Natty is?â
âShe was only just weaned.â
âNah, I mean mentally. It must have taken some time for her to learn allthose combinations?â
âI guess? Maybe a yearâ¦even two?â
âShit! I hope I make it that far.â
âDonât worry, youâre looking great. Youâre good for another twentystill.â
âAnd youâre a damned liar, but I still love you.â I raised my glass tomake my tenth toast of the evening. âTo the greatest mind of the twenty firstcentury who, unfortunately, for his own protection, must remain unknown to thepublic at large; to the man who perfectedâ¦will perfect bona fide time travel;and to my best friend and partner in crime â Steven Matthew Ferran.â
âOnce again I humbly acknowledge your worthy praises.â
âShit!â
âWhat now?â
âI was just wondering. What if we completed the machine and then decidednot to send Nattyâs consciousness back?â
âBut weâve already seen that we do.â
âBut what if we donât?â
âAn interesting concept, but for safetyâs sake in the line of an expectedcontinuity, it would be better for us to follow the anticipated path.â
âHmm, you may be right. How long did you say before we do that? A yearâ¦maybetwo?â
âAsk Mel. She can tell you how long it would take to teach a chimp toopen all those boxes. Besides, at a rough estimate, Iâd say weâre abouteighteen months away from completing the prototype.â
âWhat about that revolutionary development I told you the Germanâs havecome up with?â
âWestronik?â
âYeah! Couldnât that speed up the process?â
âOnly if it really is as revolutionary as you say. From what youâve toldme, it would be the ideal technology for our Interphase Chip.â
âRight! And by all the evidence, it would seem it is.â
âYouâre probably right. Still, we donât want to rush anything. In theend, itâll be your mind on the line.â
âWhat about you? Donât you want to touch the face of immortality too?â
âIâm only doing this to help you. Any other reason wouldseemâ¦selfishâ¦even immoral. I dunno? I think we were only meant to have onelife. We need to put some faith in the hereafter.â
âYouâve chosen a great time to go all religious on me. Sometimes you canbe a real pain in the ass. A goddamned cold shower and party pooper all rolledinto one.â
He gazed sternly at me before saying, âSheâs gonna die you know?â
âWhat?â
âNatty! Once we send her consciousness back, her body will swiftlyperish.â
âSo?â
âYou told Mel the machine is harmless.â
âShe wonât be dead! Sheâll be back in the past somewhere; happilymunching on bananas and sugar cubes.â
âYou gonna tell that to Mel?â
âYou leave Mel to me, okay?â
âI intend to.â
Fifteen months later Mel had flown into my office. She was livid!
âWhat did you do? You lied to me! You said you wouldnât hurt my babies inany way. You said your machines were harmless!â
âWhat are you talking about?â
âNatty!â
âWhat about Natty?â
âYouâve screwed up her brain or something?â
At The Jungle I asked, âWhere is she?â
âIn the puzzle box room.â
I moved swiftly into the room with the ten large boxes. âWhere?â
âBehind number 3!â she said pointing a finger. âLook at her! Sheâsterrified!â
âTerrified? Of what?â
âEverything! Itâs as if everything around her has suddenly becomedaunting orâ¦unfamiliar.â She moved slowly towards her. âLook! Even me! Itâs asif she doesnât even know me anymore.â Then Mel said those disturbing words,âSheâs only now acting the way she should have done on that first day. Itâslike her mindâs been wiped clean of everything sheâs ever learned.â
âOh, God, no!â
âYeah! What did that machine of yours do to her? No wonder you were tooscared to put a human into it!â
âWhat?â said Steve.
âYou heard me!â
âBut we havenât done a thing! We were scheduled for a go this week, but Ipostponed it. You know Iâve been having second thoughts about performing theprocedure!â
âI know! So explain to me whatâs going on?â
âIâ¦I have absolutely no idea. It doesnât make any sense.â
âWell, weâll have to postpone indefinitely now. We wonât be proving adamn thing by sending aâ¦mindless monkey back, now will we?â
âYouâll just have to be more patient then.â
âNo! Iâm not prepared to wait any longer!â
âWhat are you saying?â
âWe donât need the chimps. Just finish building the goddamned thing andsend me back!â
âNo! Never! Not without firstâ¦â
âDonât be an idiot! Itâs pretty obvious now that thereâs no sure way totest if a time machine is working properly without getting into the bloodything.â
âYouâre the one that could end up an idiot. The same thing that happenedto Natty could just as easily happen to you.â
âIâll take my chances!â
âNo!â
âIf you wonât help me, Iâll do it myself.â
âYou know thatâs impossible?â
âYeah, well if I end up frying my brain, itâll be on your consciencethen.â
âYouâre serious?â
âNever been more.â
For a moment he was still in thought, then calmly said, âItâs gonna beone helluva giant leap of faith.â
âIâm ready!â
âAlright then, but I want to make sure itâs as good to go as ispossible.â
âYou got three months. Thatâll give us both enough time to sort out allour shit! But after that, ready or not, Iâmâ¦leaving! Got it?â
We stared at each other for a long time before he finally said, âYeah,got it!â Then he added sadly, âIâm gonna miss you, you know?â
âDonât worry. Youâll be the first person Iâll be looking up.â
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