CH 22.5

Since young, Wen Dong was particularly close with animals, he especially loved to research about all types of animals, investigate about their habits, and observe their daily life.

Based on this share of ardent love, he had become a zoology expert very young, and became Tong University’s youngest professor.

If, the animals in Cuilian Mountain are truly different from animals from other places, then this is definitely a big, unfathomable discovery!

Professor Wen was a bit restless; he quickly plotted an observation project in his heart.

The previously formulated research plans, book publishing plans, push them all aside and move them back! I need to make some time, to research Cuilian Mountain’s geographical environment.

Professor Wen’s brain hole broke through the horizon, even if he was beaten to death, he would have never thought that, Cuilian Mountain was extremely normal.

The only thing that was not normal was a certain cat that had fallen from the skies and had a human heart.

Animals and humans live in the same world, but between animals and humans, there is a clear gap that is as wide as a natural moat.

Sometimes, animals and humans may display the same emotions, however, humans will never be able to understand animals, just as animals will never be able to communicate with humans.

Bai Xia Xia’s appearance, it broke through the barrier, so the animals in Cuilian Mountain started to become weird.

From the rear-view mirror, the young driver comrade saw the Professor Wen that was standing all alone in a group of sleepy people, as if he had been recharged[1], and with a good complexion.

Cough… these educated people are so difficult to understand. When other people are excited, he’s listless, now, he’s suddenly back to life. And he’s also using a lover’s gaze to stare at that Persian cat’s butt…

The young driver comrade believed, This ride today, running back and forth has really been interesting. I’ve motherf*ckingly gained knowledge and experience!

Tough guy Captain Guo who acts spoiled, nutjob Professor Wen, and a cat that rides in a military vehicle like it’s a bus…

Do you know that you did not pay a fee to get into the car!

Only the heavens knew, when this cat, which was sitting on the downhill intersection, had beckoned with its paw at them from afar, the driver had been stupefied.

He was someone who worked in car transportation[2], because his skill was good, he had been the driver for many superiors.

However, have you ever seen a cat taking a taxi?

At that time, he had subconsciously braked, and just as the car stopped by the side of the road, the Persian cat had hopped to the car while strenuously dragging that military canteen.

Mm, Cat with a military canteen difficultly jumped in place, so sad.

Bai Xia Xia: A small kitten that is bearing the heavy burden of life.

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And so, that cat that sat on the side of the road, stood up, and with its pitiful paws that revealed only a bit of white fur, clung to the door of the car.

Looking at it made people feel sad.

All the people in the car laughed until they held their stomachs, Look at that cat, now it’s even a bit unhappy. With is butt faced to the back, it nested in the corner tugging its paws, its tiny head was buried in its paws, leaving only its small ears outside.

This kitty, mm, it’s somewhat fragile.

As the driver’s mind wandered, the car was going at flying speed, steadily.

He sneaked a glance at Captain Guo that was resting with his eyes closed, then he glanced at the cat that was tightly hugging Captain Guo’s type 86 military canteen.

The kitty’s slim white paws could not hold the entire giant canteen, so it simply decided to lie on top of the canteen with its whole body, its two hindlimbs were hanging in the air, dangling.

The kitty firmly pressed on the canteen, and it did not let anybody move it, treating it like a treasure a lot.

“3, 2, 1.” The little comrade mischievously counted backwards in his heart, the young military officer’s finger poked the cat’s butt, he bothered the kitty with an eyebrow raised: “Let me take a look.”

“Isn’t it only a water canteen, let me see. When there’s an opportunity, I’ll tell others to get a small one for you to carry on your back, what do you think?” The more Guo Chao Ming thought about it, the more he thought that it was a good idea, “Let’s exchange one thing for another, it’s fair!”

Guo Chao Ming guided patiently and systematically, but the cat was not moved, it moved away its butt in dislike.

Its tail pa-pa hit away the paw that was restless and that was disturbing the cat; with its front limbs hugging the canteen, it clumsily moved forward.

The water canteen was very heavy, the cat had dragged it over the whole way. In any case, military use canteens were very durable, other than a bit of mud on it, nothing had happened to it.

However, a lot of fur had been rubbed off from the cat’s shoulder and neck, it distinctly had a lighter layer compared to other cats that were alright.

“Don’t go.” Guo Chao Ming pinched the cute tip of the kitty’s tail, he was very curious about what the canteen was filled with.

The forest has nothing, at most it’ll have put in some mountain spring water. But this cat is treating it like a treasure. Cat with no knowledge…

Bai Xia Xia ???

When the car arrived at the hospital, it was four o’ clock in the afternoon, Professor Wen declined Colonel Song and Guo Chao Ming’s invitation to dine, and holding his notes, he urgently, very excitedly, left.

Song Bei turned his body, walked away about seven to eight steps, then discovered that Guo Chao Ming was still standing by the side of the car and sticking his head into the car to look around: “What are you staying there for?”

Guo Chao Ming revealed a playful smile, he nodded his chin, so Song Bei turned back his body: “Yo, the furry kid has returned.”

“It has become this dirty again.”

“Little bundle~” The Persian cat was strenuously carrying a military use canteen that was almost the same size of a cat without knowing what to do, it was pitifully sitting on the co-pilot seat.

It was looking up expectantly at Song Bei, its heterochromatic eyes seemed like they could talk, looking pitiful and very wronged, almost about to cry.

“Little bundle, hug!” It was said delicately and softly, with the potential to kill people’s hearts.

The kitty took the initiative to raise its paws, asking for a hug.

“Heh, it’s definitely because it missed me.” Song Bei was pleased beyond expectations, This cat doesn’t easily tell people to hug it, even touching her requires her permission.

Feeling extremely proud, Song Bei immediately hugged the cat along with the military canteen, passing by the Xiao Guo Zi that was not very happy.

“Colonel, why’re you carrying her? Let her come down by herself and walk.”

Song Bei was displeased: “What? Since you couldn’t kidnap the cat, now you torture it? Look at you, for you to force a cat to carry your canteen, how ruthless ah! Sigh, Xiao Guo, you can’t keep this way of thinking!”

Guo Chao Ming ???

“You need to study well with me!” Colonel Song grabbed Bai Xia Xia’s right forelimb to wave hands at Guo Chao Ming, “Our cat has insight!”

The kitty heavily nodded its head.

Guo Chao Ming: The colonel is ruining my good matters!

Just now, he wanted to take the opportunity and question closely this cat, about whether it was her that helped behind the scenes on that matter regarding the snub-nosed monkeys. Before, there were too many people in the car, Guo Chao Ming did not want to expose Bai Xia Xia’s specialness; being smart, sometimes would be particularly offensive to the eyes, this was not something good for Bai Xia Xia.

Song Bei hugged the cat, merrily humming songs; he did not forget to educate Guo Chao Ming on the way: “Let’s talk about you, you can’t even take care of a cat, what will I be able to expect you to do?”

“…” Guo Chao Ming grinned: “How can I compare to Colonel, haven’t you been taken care of by a cat?”

Song Bei: …

What sins have I committed? One Qin Xiao, if you say ten sentences, he’ll probably not even reply with half a word! He’s a complete statue come alive!

On Guo Chao Ming’s side, if he doesn’t talk, nothing happens, but once he talks, he can choke you to death.

In this world, only the gentle and cute cat can give me some consolation, Colonel Song was extremely dejected: I want to pack these bastards and send them away every day.

There’s only me, who can bear this.

Bai Xia Xia snuggled up against Song Bei, her left paw was placed on his shoulder, and her head very delicately used her chin to press on Song Bei’s shoulder, then she emitted an annoying, delicate, green tea[3] cat complacent and arrogant: “Meow~”

The kitty was obediently rubbing Song Bei, Colonel Song patted her tiny head: “Be good kitty, don’t pay attention to that guy who doesn’t grow up, let him reflect on himself properly.”

“Mm, mm.” The kitty treacherously lifted its paw proud of itself, shaking its head handsomely like a human; it nestled between Song Bei’s shoulder and neck and used its position to bully others, then started to aggrievedly rub on Song Bei and complain about its grievances, “Meow, meow~”

It meowed aggrievedly, and it was the type that could be discerned immediately after listening to it.

Song Bei’s old mommy’s heart was softened, “Good kitty, Guo Chao Ming bullied you?”

“Meow~” The cat called out in grievance.

Song Bei: “I’ll educate him for you!”

“Meow~” The calculating kitty happily rubbed Song Bei, as if it was expressing its thanks.

Song Bei: “Yo, you’re so obedient!”

And he did not forget to glare at Guo Chao Ming: “You’ve really grown up!”

Guo Chao Ming: …feeling complex[4], I’m so perplexed that I’m speechless: Being falsely accused by a cat was fine enough, but this cat is also showing off its achievements while nestled on the colonel…

That little face expression…it’s simply!

Translator’s comments:

Double-faced Bai Xia Xia. She’s such a b*tch hahaha.

Translator’s notes:

[1] The author wrote ‘injected with chicken blood’ here, and it means that someone is excited.

[2] Not sure about whether it’s truly transportation, only that it’s related to cars.

[3] Green tea is a Chinese slang that describes a girl who pretends to be sweet and pure, but that is actually very manipulative and calculating.