CH 18.4

Bai Xia Xia sniffed at the smell of disinfectant in the ward, it was also mixed with the smell of other medicine.

Compared to the two-people hospital room where Qin Xiao was living in, the environment here was worse by a lot, sound insulation was bad too, all kinds of sounds could be heard from the outside.

The ward was back to the light, and sunlight only shone into the southeast corner of the room.

This small cat seemed to only have randomly come out to take a walk, Old Second Bai and Old Liao were lying on the bed, Old Liao was relaxing with his eyes closed, Old Second Bai was dazing off while staring hard at the ceiling, it was unknown what he was thinking.

Wang Peng’s gaze viciously followed Bai Xia Xia, looking at her hatefully for a while, until he determined that he could not do anything to it.

Wang Peng irritably laid down face up, like a balloon that was suddenly deflated, he used the blanket to wrap himself whole, tightly packing himself, not leaving even a single seam.

Bai Xia Xia: You’re closing yourself off just like that? Friend, you’re not okay ah! We should get up, fast, fast, fast, get up hey! Give me a quest hey! Get things going[1]!

Wang Peng could not be seen; Bai Xia Xia extended her paw to poke at the bubble that was stuck to the blanket.

[Wang Peng’s worry: The doctor stitched the crucial part, the doctor said that I need to rest well, the doctor said… Wang Peng hid in the blankets in the middle of the night to cry secretly, mourning the loss of his youth: he does not want to be a eunuch, does not want to have repercussions. Wuwuwu[2], he’s still a virgin ah!!!!!]

[Quest requirement: Help Wang Peng recover to his normal x function; 20 achievement points can be obtained.]

[Quest requirement: Immediately help him look for big beauties with big chests, small waists, fair skin, and fine appearance, to become a true man before becoming a eunuch. Upon completion of the quest, 10 achievement points will be received.]

Bai Xia Xia was expressionless …a blow to the soul, I didn’t do it on purpose either.

Wang Peng’s whole mind was about his own little brother.

It can’t be saved, delete it!

Bai Xia Xia turned her head, poking open the slack Second Old Bai’s worry bubble with joy.

[Second Old Bai’s worry number one: Pension fund number 1 is in An City, the password is 7195768! What was the password for treasure trove number 2? It’s too close in distance to Tong City, Li Ai Guo will find it for sure if he tracks it by following the clues[3]! My last pension fund ah, right, what was the password? … …]

[Quest requirement: Help Second Old Bai protect his pension funds, not letting the police find them, upon completion of the quest, 15 achievement points will be received.]

[Second Old Bai’s worry number two: The cave is ten miles to the northwest from the base, it’ll be very difficult for it to be discovered. But Li Ai Guo is not easy to fool, God in the heavens please protect us ah, things are so hard on me. Pig opponents[4] and godlike opponents, unlucky!]

[Quest requirement: Help Second Old Bai hide the cultural relics, upon completion of the quest, 15 achievement points will be received.]

Bai Xia Xia was thinking that, the quests would be to help Second Old Bai escape.

But the result is… there’s actually none?!

From where is this big idiot, to not even fantasize about escaping in this moment?

Old Liao was silent and quiet from beginning to end. Bai Xia Xia waited and waited. This person did not seem to have troubled thoughts.

Once when she met Old Liao’s eyes accidentally, this person seemed to be smiling but not at the same time, smiling extremely sarcastically: “Last time, I was deceived by you, so it can be considered as me being ignorant. You, a cat, do you really consider yourself a human? Wanting to study from Lei Feng doing good deeds, saving people ah.”

“Lowly animal, humph! This time Li Ai Guo won’t have the good luck from last time, a good show is about to start hahaha…”

Bai Xia Xia was not angered lightly, I’m not an animal! Some people, they can’t even compare to animals!

Not getting the quest despite waiting, Bai Xia Xia wanted to find the cultural relics first, then go to see the stray cats! Ridiculing and looking down on cats? Wait until your face is bruised, bastard!

Trotting back to the hospital room, she was caught red-handed by Guo Chao Ming, being grabbed by the back of her neck, then thrown on top of the stool, “Why did you go to the fourth floor?”

“To watch your masterpiece?”

Bai Xia Xia looked around left and right, raising her head innocently: “What’re you talking about? I don’t understand.”

“Why go there to provoke them, be careful of being retaliated! Don’t go there in the future!” Guo Chao Ming’s tone was very heavy, he was not joking. Old Liao and that group of people were very dangerous, even if they were jailed, it was uncertain if there would be people that would take revenge for them. Bai Xia Xia was only a cat, ending it, it was simply too easy. Don’t talk about there not being anyone caring about a cat, when that group of people go mad, they can do anything! For Old Liao to be able to survive until now, he’ll have life and death brothers without a doubt.

Some time had already passed since Guo Chao Ming had bought lunch and come back, Bai Xia Xia still was not back, so he was somewhat worried; just now, Qin Xiao had told him to go out and see.

After asking some people, Guo Chao Ming was able to guess where this little fellow had run to. When he was thinking about whether he should go there, the unruly cat came back right on time to freeload food.

“You’re worried about me?” Bai Xia Xia was very happy; Guo Chao Ming clutched a bit of fur from the top of her head: “Weren’t killed by someone, so fortunate.”

Bai Xia Xia ??? She hurriedly covered her forehead, her paws working hard to push away Guo Chao Ming’s palm: “You’re not allowed to touch my hairline!”

What happens if my head becomes bald! You’ll be responsible for it?

Translator’s comments:

There we go, Bai Xia Xia knows where the cultural relics are already. Cheat system.

Translator’s notes:

[1] The truth is, I’ve no idea what the author meant here with ‘羊毛搞起来’.

[2] Crying sounds.

[3] Idiomatic expression ‘顺藤摸瓜 (shùn téng mō guā)’: lit. translation: ‘following the vine to get to the melon’. It means ‘to find something by following the clues’.

[4] It would’ve made more sense for him to say ‘pig teammates’ because of Wang Peng, but who knows.