Translator: ShiroiKaze/Soyokaze Translations
Authorâs Note: Itâs a bit in the middle of things, but this will conclude the third act.
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Well then, itâs the next day.
With me taking her in, miss Levy received a safe acquittal.
âHum, when it comes to captured phantom thieves, having them take on erotic training until their eyes are dead would have been standard thoughâ¦â
âStandard from what kinda place?!â
âTwo-dimensional dream novels from my hometown.â
âThe hell?! That thereâs a scary hometown, Yuuri!!â
Well, thatâs in works of fiction, but thereâs no reason I need to tell her that.
Aside from her and me, Haster and Yig are the only ones in the room right now
The members of Forest Bear immediately launched into their celebration last night, and are now dead drunk.
Besides, whether âher storyâ is something she wants outsiders to hear or not is hardly something for me to decide, right?
âLeaving that aside⦠Thereâs something we absolutely must do first.â
âSomethinâ important?â
âYes⦠By the way, what should we call you? Miss Levy? Livyatan?â
âLevyâll be right fine. See, ânother way to say Livyatan is Leviathan. I just turned that there into a nickname to call myself Levy.â
Huh, Iâm pretty sure⦠That was another way to say it back on the other side too, right?
Well, with that out of the way, letâs get right to what needs to be done first.
âThen miss Levy, here.â
I hand some pliers-like scissors from the desk over to her.
âY-yaâll ainât gonna⦠Torture me or some such, are ya?â
âWhat would even make you think that? Iâm telling you to clip your nails!â
What I passed to her were this worldâs nail clippers. They are not pliers for use in torture.
I donât enjoy feeling pain, or watching people feel pain either.
Well, I think I would watch someone in painful situations just a bit though.
âUhhh⦠Why?â
âI canât exactly leave you to your own devices. Iâm your guardian now, so I need to be aware of where you are.â
âWhatâs that to do with clippinâ my nails?â
âYou have âPeerless Magic,â right? Then those nails should have some potential as magic materials. Iâm going to turn those clippings into powder, mix it in with ink, and have you tattooed with a [Transmitter] magic circle.â
âUwee, yaâs gonna tattoo me? I ainât so good with paaaiin.â
âIâm not a fan of pain either. Iâll cast [Analgesia] on you though, so youâre just gonna have to deal with having this done.â
Seeing as she can jam othersâ awareness of her, she could lose herself in a crowd whenever she wanted.
Moreover, because she has âPeerless Magic,â she would probably just remove any superficial magic tools. In which case the only choice is to tattoo it into somewhere on her that she canât see.
However, spells tattooed into the skin have weak effects according to what I heard from Hasterâs stories.
So I devised the method of dissolving her nails into the ink as an amplifying agent, and using that to do the tattooing.
In truth, Hasterâs, Yigâs, or my own nails would have served that purpose better, but Iâve heard that having other peoplesâ cells under the skin will cause it to fester, soâ¦
âTh-thisâll be my first time, see; be gentle with itâ¦â
âShut up. Iâve had a traumatic experience with that.â
This wench is messing with me. I am now certain of it.
I didnât even have the chance to make that kind of entreaty.
After powdering and dissolving the nail clippings into the ink, and then drawing the magic circle on the back of her neck, I cast [Analgesia] and shallowly burned it in.
âI think it will hurt after a little while, but when that happens youâll have to cast [Analgesia] yourself. Do you know the spell formula?â
âI ainât had much experience with medical magicâ¦â
âThen Iâll teach you.â
ââpreciate it.â
Anyway, with this on, her whereabouts will be leaked to me. She probably wonât be able to commit evil deeds now.
To make sure the burns donât get infected, I wrapped some bandaging around the wound while explaining the spell formula to her.
I didnât really want to scar a womanâs skin, but I have no other method. Besides, something like this should be able to be healed nicely after a little while.
Although it would be difficult for her to do since she canât see the affected area.
âIf I determine youâve completely rehabilitated, Iâll erase it for you.â
âOh, yaâll are gonna erase it for me? Yippee! Iâll be an upstandinâ person from now on!â
âThat decision depends on what happens from now on. By the way, if you commit any crimes, Iâll pickle you in orc fluids and send you off to slavery. Iâm certain it will be an excellent experience for you.â
âHow fiendish are ya?!â
âThatâs just cute stuff compared to what Iâve been through.â
âYa lyinâ now?!â
âNow on to the next topic. You never intended on stealing things from the start, did you?â
âAw, figured me out?â
Of course I did. Mistaking the date and mistaking houses aside⦠Er, actually those are pretty ridiculous parts of the story too.
But returning the mistakenly stolen cat statue in the second incident would normally be unbelievable.
âWhelp, this here cityâs got lots oâ security problems, yâsee. So I figured Iâd warn âem along with my original goal.â
âAnd that original goal is?â
âI jusâ wanted to be yaâllâs friend, Yuuri.â
She twists her body around while her cheeks dye red.
Thatâs gross. Stop.
âYig, go ahead and bite her.â
âAgya-!â
âOowowow! âs a joke! Was jusâ a joke!â
âWell, itâs almost painful how much I understand the feeling of wanting to tease Yuuri, but thereâs hardly a reason to hide things at this point, is there?â
âWhat exactly are you trying to say, Haster?â
âYou are sooo cute, Yuuri.â
âHyaWAAaaa?!â
He rubs his cheek against me while holding my head. Stop it, please! My hair! Youâre ruining it!
And while youâre at it, stop pressing your hips against me. Weâre being watched.
âAuuhh, Iâm all sticky anâ drooly now. Naw, but that ainât far from the truth to be honest, see?â
âYouâre saying you seriously just wanted to become friends with me?â
âBeinâ more precise, jusâ gettinâ acquainted is all. Had kinda a request.â
âAnd so you made this huge fuss just for thatâ¦?â
âGot it from a certain source, said âTo become a trusted friend, start as rivals, and yaâllâs friendship will be deeperâ âs what I heard.â
So sheâs saying she caused this whole phantom thief uproar just to become my rival?
This girl really is a dumbass.
âYou have âPeerless Magicâ though. If you just appeared in front of Yuuri normally as a magician, you could have become rivals that way.â
âBut câmon, Yuuriâs magic power is jusâ gosh darn stupid.â
âYeah, gotta agree there.â
âCould you not agree with her?!â
What preposterous things are you saying, Haster?! Iâm normal, completely normal.
I just have about 180 times a normal personâs magic and mental power, with the physical abilities of a 10 year old! Thatâs all!
⦠My body doesnât grow, so my physical abilities wonât grow eitherâ¦
âLike what sorta crazy things did yaâll do tâ make it so ri-damn-diculousâ¦?â
âA lot of stuff happened. A whole lot⦠Would you like to experience it? I wonât stop you.â
âUh, think Iâll jusâ pass on this one.â
Well, without the âRevival Growthâ gift, it wouldnât turn out like this of course.
She doesnât have any similar gift either, which means it would be over when she died on the very first day.
âSo then, what is it you wanted from us?â
âAhâ, umm⦠Well, should be fine now, yeah?â
She tilted her head, seemingly worrying over something. What did she mean by ânowâ I wonder? Does it involve some sort of time restriction?
âTruth is⦠I want yaâll to face the labyrinth in the World Tree.â
âSay what?â
The labyrinth in the World Tree? The one Haster wanted to challenge?
âYaâll know thereâs a labyrinth in the World Tree, yeah?â
âYeah, of course. I was thinking of challenging it myself, actually.â
âOoh, right fine timing! Iâm better than I thought.â
âI donât have any reason to now, though.â
â Aw, fiddlesticksâ¦â
She blatantly dropped her shoulders. Quite the reactive girl.
âWell, letâs be leavinâ that aside.â
âDonât set my circumstances aside.â
âA sproutâs at the peak oâ the World Tree. Truth is, it ainât always there when ya reach the top. It only buds one time every hundred years.â
âYou sure know a lot about it, huh?â
âGot the info from a certain source.â
This is the second time sheâs mentioned it, but she sure does seem to put a lot of stock in this âcertain sourceâ.
If itâs a highly accurate source of information, then I would like in on it too.
âSo what is that certain source you mentioned?â
âThatâs⦠Could yaâll let me off on that one? I got some obligations oâ my own too.â
âHrm, well as long as that âcertain sourceâ isnât related to any criminal activity, I guess itâs fine.â
âThank ya kindly. So, as I was sayinâ, that there sprout only buds once in a hundred years anâ only for a yearâs time. After that it grows all at once anâ turns into a branch. So anyone goinâ after itâll need to aim for that one year.â
âAnd this year happens to be that one year?â
âNaw, should be⦠Right about five years from now.â
âQuite the advance notice youâre giving us.â
If itâs five years away, then she hardly needed to contact us in such a rush.
And now sheâs a criminal thanks to that.
âWell that ainât entirely true. May be five years, but the labyrinth is 1000 floors, yâhear? Yaâll would have to clear 200 floors a year. I reckon thatâs pretty late.â
âThere should be plenty of cleared floors already though. If I remember right⦠They should have gone around 200 floors up.â
âThat still ainât no more than 20 percent. Remainderâd take a one floor per two days pace. Itâs right possible yaâll would never make it.â
âAnd so you wanted to drag us into being your companion for this?â
âWhen it comes to skilled magicians who are currently free, and not adventurers, the Sage title holder, Yuuri is most suitable.â
âThatâs kinda annoying.â
âWell, that ainât actually all.â
What is it I wonder? At the end of everything she says, she seems to get stuck on somethingâ¦
âSo then, your true objective is that sprout, is that what youâre saying?â
âHmmm, not quite, I reckon?â
âYou mean eating the sprout to gain âEternal Youthâ and âImmortalityâ isnât your motive?â
âNaw, I donât need that. âEternal Youthâ anâ âImmortality,â that kinda thingâs pretty lonely, yeah?â
She seemed to look off somewhere in the distance as she spoke.
Even though sheâs mostly klutzy and friendly, she was sometimes getting this kind of transcendental look in her eyes.
âDo you know what itâs like?â
âWhatâs like?â
âThe loneliness of âEternal Youthâ and âImmortalityâ.â
âAinât somethinâ I know about.â
She once again tilted her head. Rather than something she doesnât want to talk about, it seems more like sheâs worried about how to explain something.
âIf âEternal Youthâ and âImmortalityâ arenât your goals, then⦠Are you trying to sell it?â
âAinât no price that could be put on it. âsides, jusâ carryinâ it âround would get dangerous types after my life. I ainât even gonna collect it.â
âThen what are you after?â
âBeinâ more precise, rather than sayinâ it ainât somethinâ I want, thereâs someone I donât want gettinâ their hands on itâis what I should say, I guess?â
âThereâs someone you donât want getting it?â
âSure is. The Demon King.â
Saying so, she broadly puffed out her chest.
Hah? Whatâs this about a Demon King?