Translator: ShiroiKaze/Soyokaze Translations
Translatorâs Note:
I didnât give myself enough time for this during the week, so I havenât done a thorough proofreading yet. There may be inconsistencies and spelling mistakes. Pointing them out for me would be appreciated, and Iâll get them fixed at my earliest convenience. And now the chapter:
Editing done~ Still, pointing out errors for me is appreciated.
The dining hall⦠Actually this place is basically a restaurant.
It seems to be profiting by being managed like a high class restaurant.
After taking our seats, a waiter came over to take our orders.
âHave you decided on what youâll be having?â
âThe lunch course. And the same for the lady.â
âCertainly. We have either the beef or the fish course. Which would you like?â
âBeef?! Fish?!â
I raised my voice in slight surprise. Come to think of it, in the years Iâve been here, the only fish Iâve had were freshwater fish.
And the meat Iâve had was basically only boar, bear, snake, bird, and the vermin known as keratos⦠And some pork purchased from the store as well.
âHrmm, itâs been a long time since Iâve eaten beef⦠But itâs hard to turn down fish!â
âHaa, Sheâll have the beef, and Iâll have the fish course please.â
âWha, I want to have fish too.â
âIâll share it with you, and then you can pass some of the beef to me.â
âRoger that!â
When the food came, we let each other eat our meals, and stuffed ourselves on the lunch.
After the meal, my master ordered a slightly expensive distilled liquor and enjoyed himself with it. All there was in the village was a clouded local sake.
They started selling a distilled liquor in Mareba. The new product was called âclearâ sake, and it rarely went to anyone besides my master who lives on the mountain.
There were a lot of orders for it too, so to keep things fair, mister Gusta denied my masterâs reservations of it. And there was also the portion that he put aside for himself.
âBurp⦠My belly is so full.â
âThat tends to happen when you devour two portions of dessert.â
âYou know that girls have a separate stomach for desserts, right?â
I made a small, ill mannered burp while rubbing my belly. I guess I really did eat too much.
But when they brought out the frozen sweets, I was beside myself with joy. I liked sweet things quite a bit in my previous life too.
âWould you like a drink too Yuuri?â
âIâll pass. I would just get smashed.â
âYou can break it down with âAdaptability,â canât you?â
âThen I wouldnât even get a little bit intoxicated. There would be no point.â
Even alcohol gets mercilessly disassembled by it. Moreover, if I disable my âGiftâ to get drunk, then Iâll get completely wasted at mach speed.
âItâs both a convenient and inconvenient ability, huh.â
âItâs a specification.â
I send back a crisp expression in reply. Filling up on dessert, my stomach became a bit unshapely.
âLeaving that aside, I ate a little too much, so is it all right with you if I head back to the room and rest?â
âI donât mind. Iâll head back after I finish this off.â
âYou intend on emptying a whole bottle in the middle of the day, Master?â
With nothing more to say, I present a very wet stare to my master, who made a remark reminiscent of a useless adult.
Isnât this situation getting a little too far off track?
âWell, it was a long journey after all. Iâll take care of the check later, so go head back and get some rest.â
Humming unconcernedly, my master orders seconds. He wasnât really the type to drink a lot, so I guess heâs in an especially good mood today.
Iâm worried about how Yig is doing after we left him in the room, so I decided to head back first.
âIâll be going then. Please donât drink too much, Master.â
âYeah, yeah.â
When I put my hands on my hips in an angry manner and warned him, my master responded by making light of it.
Hey, you employees watching us with that pleasant look: could you stop that please?
~*~
Upon returning to the room, a wild scene awaited me.
Oh, the room wasnât messed up or anything, thatâs not what I mean⦠It was Yig.
It was the first time Iâve ever seen a dragon soaking in a tub with a towel folded on his forehead, gulping down water from a cup.
âY-youâre a surprisingly talented child, Yig.â
âUgyuu~â
âHow long are you planning on being in there anyway⦠Isnât it hot? Well, I guess compared to how hot your breath is, the water is nothing.â
âGaffu, Gaffu, Gaffuâ¦â
âWhere did that water even come⦠Nope, forget it. In any case, I wonât be able to use it like this.â
This is also the first time Iâve seen a dragon dextrously holding a water jug to its mouth and drinking straight from the bottle. This kid seems to be growing in a very nonsensical direction.
But I suppose if I canât use this bath, then maybe I should go to the open air bath?
I think the open air bath here is supposed to be mixed bathing⦠And as a little scrap of a woman, Iâll need to be quite ready for that.
Itâll be a little scary if there are other people there, but⦠Moreover, I wonder if my master will go in too.
âNo, my master is drinking in the dining hall right now! Actually, entering the bath together was supposed to be my big goal.â
I clenched my fists to try and get myself fired up for it⦠But of course Iâm still too embarrassed. Since Iâve started being more self-conscious.
Thereforeâ¦
â⦠Maybe I should bring a nice big towel with me?â
Is the questionable line of compromise I decided to execute.
~*~
Swish, went the sliding door, so unusual for this world, as I opened it will all my might.
Steam covered the area beyond the door in a haze, and before I knew it the Sealing Magic Mirror had clouded over.
But even though my visibility went to practically zero, itâs not like I can take them off. If someone else were to enter, it would turn into a catastrophe.
So that I donât need to take them off, I wipe the glasses with the end of my towel, and regain my field of vision⦠Alright, nobodyâs here.
âWhew⦠I got so nervous for nothing. This is why being outside the cottage isâ¦â
Briefly looking around, the large bath is roughly the size of an average pool. Unflagging bare rocks are placed about, making a nice atmosphere.
The stone in the center of the bath has a sculpture carved out of it⦠Is that⦠A Manneken Pis?
âHey God, the previous world and this world must have some connection, right? But seriously, seeing such a large quantity of hot water gushing out from a Manneken Pis like this is⦠Yâknow?â
The little urinating boy in the center is tossing out an abundant stream of hot water into the bath. Whoever thought up this design; show yourself!
Ah, anyway⦠Iâll pretend I never saw that.
âRight, the real issue is how the water is, not where itâs coming from.â
I get some water to wash my body off, and use my towel to gather my hair up.
In exchange, my body was bare now, but since Iâve had it for 5 years, I guess I donât feel much from it?
âIâm totally flat and smooth anyway⦠If I had a more buxom body, then I wonder if I would have played with myself a bit?â
After washing off my sweat and grime, I submerge myself in the bath. The warmth of the water makes it feel like Iâm being sucked in.
âWhew⦠This is fantastic⦠I think I understand how Yig feels.â
Iâm probably making an expression that I canât show to anyone else right now.
It feels, plain a simple, amazing. This could be bad. Itâs comparable to my masterâs lap.
While I entered that entranced, defenseless stateâSwish, went the sliding door as it opened⦠And my master entered.
âWHAA?! M-m-m-m-master, whyâso suddenly!â
âOh, yoouâre here too, Yuuri. Donât mind mee.â
âItâs occupied! By me! Please wait for a bit.â
âThisâ mixed bathing, iisnâ it?â
â⦠Youâre kinda slurring your words. Are you drunk?â
âYeeah, a bit.â
On closer inspection, his face is bright red. Will he be okay going into the bath like that?
âAahh, sheesh! Hold on a minute. You have to wash off before you go in the bathâ¦â
âWhoops, sorryy.â
I take my masterâs hand and pull him over to the washing area.
Uugh, itâs shaking around⦠âWhat is,â you ask? What indeed.
âNow that weâre here, letâs get your body washed. You understand?â
âYeaah, youâre awfully considerate today.â
My master takes a seat on the stool, and the towel⦠he didnât bring a towel? Itâs all I have, so I remove the one wrapped around my head and use it.
I rinse him with water for a while, then lather up the soap and wash his back.
âSince you donât have any strength, youâre practically tickling me. But it feels really nice.â
â⦠Well, good then.â
Umm⦠I got used to washing his body back in Rahon, but with both of us naked it feels a bit differentâ¦
On top of that, I wasnât ready for any of this.
âCo-conversation! I can fix this mood up if I just start a conversation!
âWhy did you come to the bath when youâre so drunk?â
âHmmm? Solkalis is all about their hot springs, right?â
âThatâs a pretty simplistic⦠Itâs dangerous to get in a hot bath while youâre drunk.â
âAnd I figured youâd be here too, Yuuri.â
âEh?â
I-in other words⦠This is exactly the kind of situation that my master was trying for?
Being in the bath with me? Thatâs what my master wants?
âWhy⦠are you acting like this?â
âI was worried about you, Yuuri.â
âThis is an inn. Thereâs nothing dangerous here.â
âThereâs that weirdo following you around, isnât there?â
âUu⦠But the entrance is being watched by the innâs employees, right?â
âThen Iâll just say it honestly. I wanted to get in with you. Because I like you.â
âHwha?!â
Wh-what did he just say? Did I mishear⦠Wait, Iâm sure he meant it in a family sense, or, you know, something like that.
Fufufu, you think Iâd misunderstand?
While I came to a self-contained conclusion like that, my master took me into a somewhat rough embrace.
I, who was behind my master, was pulled to his side and entwined with him as he hugged me tightly.
âIâll say it once more, Yuuri. I love you.â
My master⦠by how he said it, I could tell that he was completely serious.
His words expressed how much he wanted me. Thereâs no way I wouldnât be happy.
I embrace my masterâs body in return, and tears flowed from me.
âAm I⦠Good enough for you?â
âYouâre all I want, Yuuri.â
âIâm a child, you know?â
âYou just turned 15 a while back.â
âUmm⦠But I canât do anything lewd? Because of the effects of âSacred Treasureâ.â
âAs long as we have these ârings,â weâll manage somehow.â
âI canât have children.â
âWe could always adopt. In fact, maybe we should adopt Alec?â
âLetâs not, please.â
My master put on a joking air. However, he hugged me all the tighter⦠Itâs almost like he was strongly hugging me to say he wouldnât let me get away.
When I raised my face to look at him, he had an anxious expression. It was rare on my master, who was always calm and composed.
âWhy does he look so worriedâ¦?
âSo, umm⦠Will you⦠Give me a reply? Or perhaps you donât like old people like me?â
â⦠Oh, no way! I wouldnât⦠dislike that.â
Answering such, I shift positions, and hug my master while sitting on his lap.
I rest my head in his arm⦠and bring my face closeâ
âIf youâll have me, thenâgladly.â
With a faint, sighing voice, I accepted his proposal.
After that, we exchanged our first kiss as man and womanâ
âHow did you like your first time in the bath, Master?â
âI couldnât stop one thing from leading to another.â
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Authorâs Note:
It was rather quick, but itâs the second arcâs climax.