Translator: ShiroiKaze/Soyokaze Translations
After regaining consciousness and briefly explaining what happened, my master became overprotective.
Some specific examples would beâ¦
âMaster, Iâm gonna go pick some flowers.â
âFlowers? Were you interested in something like that?â
âMister Haster, sheâs talking about using the toilet. Please understand that.â
âAhh, in that case Iâll stay close by andâ¦â
âWhat kind of play is that supposed to be?! NO!â
âOr
âWell then Marle, shall we go?â
âLetâs.â
âWhere are you headed? Iâll go along withâ¦â
âTo take a bath! I would be fine with that, but Marle is here too, so please restrain yourself.â
âI-is that so? In that case Iâll watch over from nearby, soâ¦â
âMaster, youâre not allowed to see anyone naked aside from myself, so Iâm going to have to refuse.â
âWhat kind of reasoning is that?â
âAnd things like that.
Particularly with the toilet, if I didnât have miss Leche backing me up, then it was about to turn into a pissing show.
Thinking back, I experienced that shortly after meeting him. What a nostalgic memory.
Other than that, heâs glued to my side during meals, which is actually pretty dang cute.
âLooks like he took your job, Yig.â
âUgyuu~â
âSimply because you lack any sense of danger, Yuuri. Youâre being targeted by someone who, on top of not knowing his identity, has regenerative abilities that exceed your own, you know?â
âHe said heâs not our enemy, Master.â
âAnd he said that because he knew you would believe him.â
My master let out an exasperated sigh. Youâre making me a little irritated.
âBut if he intended on killing me, then he could have done so before you got there, Master. Thatâs how big a difference in power I could feel.â
âExcept you canât die either. Since he probably knew that, donât you think itâs possible he just came by to gauge you yesterday?â
âHmph, fine. I will be more vigilant from now on, so you need to at least learn to have some delicacy, Master.â
âYouâre saying this now?â
âIs that any way to speak to a lady?â
âKgh⦠I certainly have spent a lot of time living on harsh battlefieldsâ¦â
That conversation panned out the day after said incident. One more day until we reach Solkalis.
For today, the first carriageâs escort is Alec and Wild Horse, and the second carriageâs is Forest Bear. My master, Yig, and I are riding on the third carriage.
If that guy happened to come after the corpse, then weâll be able to meet him with our maximum strength this way.
Fuu⦠It may just be the two of us, but Iâm not even slightly nervous!
âI-I wonder if it would be alright to get on his lap?
Would it be weird to suddenly get on his lap without a reason? When I was trying to keep miss Bella in check, I went ahead without thinking about it too much, butâ¦
I should try asking him beforehand.
âM-master, umm⦠Would it be alright if I got on your lap?â
âMy lap? Ahh⦠Yig is sitting here right now.â
â⦠How dare you, YIIIIIG?! That is my seat. MOVE!â
âShagyaâ!â
âWhy are you picking a fight with a lizard?!â
In the end, we settled with me sitting on my masterâs lap, and Yig sitting on my lap.
â⦠⦠â¦â
âsquirm, squirm, rustle, rustle
âYuuri, could you settle down a bit?â
âUhh, itâs just that I was sitting wrong, or I guess you could say I needed to settle in to the perfect spot, or I wonât be able to calm downâ¦â
The vibrations from the carriage are⦠yâknow⦠right? Thereâs a certain thing touching me.
Maybe he didnât like my squirming about; Yig ended up migrating on to my head.
âYig, I canât see in front of us. Could you move from there?â
âUgyu~â
Hmmm, this is no good. Since the other day, my thoughts always end up flowing in âthatâ direction.
I wonder if this is puberty setting in? Though I thought that had already passed.
âSexually frustrated perhaps?â
âWho is?â
âI am.â
Donât just silently remove me from your lap like that!
âJoking. It was a joke!â
âYour jokes tend to escalate, so Iâm not taking any chances.â
âIâm not gonna do something like that again! ⦠but, would it be okay if I meant it?â
â⦠Thatâs not a very funny joke either.â
Your face is getting a bit red, Master.
Feeling warmed by his expression, I tipped over and placed my head on his lap. Yep, Iâm using his lap as a pillow.
The driverâs seat is a bit confined, but with how small my body is, thereâs no problem there.
âH-hey now.â
âHere, Yig.â
âShagya!â
I grab hold of Yig like heâs a body pillow, and take a break on my masterâs lap. What a blissful moment!
My master gestures as if he canât do anything about this, and pets my head.
âHaa⦠Donât drool on me, alright?â
âMy mouth isnât that bad at staying closed.â
âI wonder about that.â
Underneath the glow of the sun, with the gentle swaying of the carriage.
The warmth of my masterâs lap, and the feeling of holding the pleasantly cool Yig.
This is quite⦠nice⦠zzzzâ¦
~*~
Afternoon came. It looks like I was out for half the day.
Oh, my master is changing his clothes right now. Particularly his pants, which⦠i-it has nothing to do with me drooling, alright?
Even so, I fell asleep again?! Or perhaps in this case Iâve fallen into sleepâs wicked embrace. Is my masterâs lap some kind of specialty sleeping pillow?
âMaster, your lap is a pillow that makes people give in to laziness.â
â⦠No matter how serious a face you put on with that commentary, youâre not gonna gloss this over.â
Watching us, who are seemingly happy even while arguing, from afar, miss Bella drops her shoulders.
Look, mister Bhav, nowâs your chance! Miss Bella exchanges two, three words with him, grabs a water skin with alcohol in it and went on a walk to gulp it down with him.
Mister Bhav followed along in a hurry. Perhaps theyâre moving things forward too?
âMaster, why is this sticky fluid on the nether regions of your pants?â
âUh, thatâs⦠Yuuri, sheââ
âMiss Yuuri âdidâ it?!â
âYeah, she let out quite a bit on me.â
âKyaaâ!â
âMarle, I donât think he means what you think he means?â
Marle holds her hands to her cheeks, and turns bright red up to her ears, while Alec lets off a cold sweat.
I feel like your girlfriend might be rushing in a dangerous direction, so could you please reign her in a bit more?
âI-Iâm sure it was Yig wetting the bed!â
âYou were hugging him rather closely though. Donât blame it on your pet.â
âThen it must be Yigâs drool! Heâs got a long neck soâowow! Donât bite me!â
âShagyaâ!â
While trying to pass the blame, I was met with Yigâs counterattack.
Why youâ¦! Donât you have any sense of duty to protect your ownerâs honor?!
âSt-hey no- please stop! Your fangs are sharp, they hurt!â
âYou reap what you sow.â
âMaster, I apologize, so please stop him!â
âShouldnât you be apologizing to Yig?â
âYig, Iâm SORRY! Stop, my head is covered in drool. Iâm gonna go baaald!â
His drool is acidic and should be bad for the scalp. I canât actually go bald, but it still doesnât feel very good.
Eventually, once the dishes were passed out for lunch, he let me off the hook.
âUuuu⦠Yig, you know youâre letting your gluttony show too much?â
âShaa!â
My face was dripping with drool, so I cast [Stream] and rinsed off with it.
Unlike fire-type magic, water-type magic calls forth a physical substance, so its degree of difficulty in magic is higher. Until I learned it, I was making round trips to the well to fill water jugs.
Todayâs lunch is dried oats turned into a risotto-like oatmeal with fruit, but it doesnât feel like enough with just that.
âAlright Yig, weâre going hunting!â
âI canât say I admire you taking a stroll immediately after what happened yesterday.â
âThen would you like to come with me, Master?â
âUh, hmm⦠well, I suppose.â
My master is quite the glutton, so⦠actually, come to think of it, everyone around me is⦠anyway, he probably thought there wasnât enough too.
And so he came along with me to go hunting.
~*~
Flying high in the air, Yig finds his prey and swoops down into a dive. Turning in that direction, I cast [Far Sight], and stand by.
The prey, a serpent, gets attacked by Yig, and I prepare my bow to snipe where it jumped out⦠wait, a snake?!
Moreover, itâs huge!
âWhoa, quite the big game.â
âThis is beyond âbig gameâ! Thereâs more than 5 meters to that thing!â
âOh, it wrapped around Yig.â
âAAHHH! Donât just stand there, save him! Yig, Iâm coming!â
Yig is still a child, and heâs not even 50 centimeters yet, so he could even be swallowed whole.
I cast [Body Reinforcement], and immediately take off at a dash. I donât want him getting caught in my attack, so I have to peel him out of there at a close distance.
Since Iâm not carrying any close-range weapons, I pull out Third Eye instead to beat the snot out of the snake with. This thing is made from black crystal, and on top of that it has [Toughness] on it, so itâs pretty sturdy.
âWhy youâ¦! Let go of my baby!â
Slapping sounds come from the strikes. I brought it down on the thing from way above my head, but it didnât seem very effective. This is what happens when I use my normal strengthâ¦
I used a huge amount of magic yesterday, so my external magic power mantle is on empty.
Perhaps seeing me, who suddenly jumped out at it, as an enemy as well, this time it wrapped itself around me.
âAh, hey⦠owowow, Youâre squeezing, squeezing me, stop, somethingâs gonna come out of me if you donât stop!â
It was squeezing me enough that something would come out of me, so I hurriedly used [Telekinesis] to pull it off.
Once the snake was pushed back, Yig used his breath to deliver a final blow.
âSh-should have done this from the start.â
âAs usual, blood rushes to your head so easily.â
âStop just standing there and help out.â
âWhat? Not with something this easy to deal with. And if it actually got dangerous, then I intended on saving you.â
In his right hand was a [Wind Blade] ready to be used. With my masterâs control of magic, he probably could have launched it without even scratching me or Yig.
Canceling the spell, he pulled back some of the snakeâs charred skin around the snakeâs head, and took a bite.
âAh, Master, no snitching food.â
âIt really needs some seasoning⦠Well, if I bring it back to camp, then youâll let me off the hook, right?â
âAgya!â
âHere ya go.â
He tears a chunk of the burnt flesh off, and tosses it to Yig.
Then he lifted the rest of it in his arms, and started walking. Itâs quite heavy, yet it doesnât look like itâs even a mild burden on for him.
âIsnât it heavy?â
âItâs no problem. Probably because of the [Dragonâs Blood]. I could even lift it with one arm.â
âIt looks like itâs about 50 kilograms though⦠Kya!â
My master held the snake in one hand, and with his other hand, he lifted me.
When he lifts me into his arms, my face and my masterâs face are right besideâ¦
âSee? Simple, right?â
âI-I can see that, now please let me dowââ
âNo need for that, Iâll carry you back like this. Besides, youâre the mighty hunter today.â
âEh, uh⦠th-then⦠Iâll leave it⦠to you.â
I wrapped my arms around his neck, and let him carry me.
Will he notice my heart thumping? Or me sneakily burying my face in his hairâ¦
It seems I was in a very good mood on this day.
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Master: â⦠Bondage play?â
Yuuri: âThatâs why you didnât attack right away?!â