Days later.)
Inuyama: Let's go to the cinema together everybody!
Mine: Uh... I don't think that's a good idea though, Inuyama...
Inuyama: Don't worry, it's great, if anything, you'll enjoy it!
Mine: No, you said t-that we are going to watch a horror movie! Aaaaah! *runs away*
Inuyama: *chases after her*
Arigaoa: Mine, you should really go with us... We'll have fun!
Mine: Aaaaaah!!
Inuyama: *finally catches her and grabs her*
Arigaoa: Mine... You're going to convince her, are you? *to Inuyama*
Inuyama: Of course. You know how she is, I bet that the movie won't be of horror genre.
Faith: ?
Urin: We should still lose that bet, I love horror movies and I'm interested in anything made by humans.
Arigaoa: Yeah, let's go! Hmm... do we have to pay or there is free entrance?
Shikuna: There's paying and there's free, if you don't pay, you're technically doomed. But there's no need to show your ID card.
Arigaoa: Ok then, I'm in.
Mine: *very anxious expression*
They enter the cinema...)
Arigaoa: You have to wait our turn.
Faith: I don't want any popcorn here...
Arigaoa: You're sure? I mean, did I ask?
Mine: *with them* ...
Arigaoa: Let's get started, all of us are here so let's watch a good movie!
They arrived to the reception.)
Iken: So, I know the name of the movie. It is called "Perilous Love of Sports."
Inuyama: Love?! ð¤©
Mine: It's not horror?
Iken: Actually, I don't know that, but it's about olympics and sports. Sports is what you prefer the most.
Mine: Oh yeah... *clenches her teeth*
Faith: Don't tell me that you are still scared. It's ridiculous...
Iken: *shrugs about it*
Mine: *chickens out* Horror and Olympics are...
Arigaoa: Ok everyone, let's go in this room and find a seat!
Faith: You mean seats.
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They arrived to their places. In front of them there was a man, a lady and two big bags of popcorn.)
Man: 4.50 for one large popcorn and 5.00 for the large buttery kind!
Faith: No thanks.
Arigaoa: Why not?
Faith: I'm afraid of dropping my popcorn.
The lights went off and the screen is black. The animaliouses were hiding.)
Shikuna: It's starting.
Mine: Huh?!
Shikuna: Shhhhh!
Mine: Oh no no noooo! God help, ack! AAAAAH!
The screen began to show an ad with a guy moving with a brown-haired girl, another ad was shown, it was about a blushing girl getting... something, another ad and another ad... Iken commented that one had girls looking like and seeming like Pretty Cures. The ads ended and the movie started. *sighs* Like Iken said, it's about Olypmics and love stories. However, it seems violent. I pity the idiot that watches this with no prior knowledge or experience in the subject.)
Mine: *succombs*
The opening started and the movie began in 3D and 2D. It was about a cute sporty young woman called Kanako that recently met and married a man which is why it is romance genre. She was asked to do the Olypmics at a popular city from Japan.
Mine: So far it's not bad.
She was nice, caring and simple but one day at the Olympics, very quickly the main guy was mean, out to humiliate her and planned to become ultimate so he ruined everything with hordes of floating head monsters, attacking everyone. Kanako could not escape from them and ran away. The main guy followed her. Kanako had to run back home without turning back even one step, abandoning the Olympics and was getting very tired and collapsed. The main guy thought she's dead and continued the monsters' plan for a while until he was touched and suddenly went crazy, finally turning himself into a deadly machine. The movie turned very violent and horrible as the main guy in a robot monster with bad denture was eliminating everyone, particularly her new parents.)
Mine: Okay, I was j-joking...!
Kanako was walking around and nothing was happening but she said that she wanted to protect sports, she was sobbing about the disappearance of her new parents. Her wish was so strong that she became a Sweet Bride of Athletic Love. This became confusing. The main guy was very shocked and told her to run away but she said she wanted to protect everyone and she wants to love everyone, but he was very strong so she could not resist. She told him that she was married to another person. In rage, his eyes became red and several people morphed and then he swallowed everything. Mine was shocked and gasped from the audience. Kanako was left alone and had no choice but to kill herself.)
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The credits started and ended, the lights went on again, the movie was over, and the audience came out confused. Okay, at this point I am too.)
What was the point of what I wrote?
Arigaoa: That movie was great, wasn't it?
Mine: It wasn't described as horror but... actually... I think it was... It ended pretty badly... There were a lot of things that were not explained and I think it was supposed to be confusing and even inappropriate. *looking with an expression trying to stay neutral*
Shikuna: Wasn't it like a fable? Ending with a moral? It showed that goodness doesn't always win.
Arigaoa: Yeah, but it had no talking animals in it.
Mine: T-That's not a suitable example for a Pretty Cure to know!
Arigaoa: You got scared...
Mine: Well, of course I got scared, it's scary. But there were some things that I didn't get, I mean why did the maker lover turn against its monsters and the girl just ended herself? It can't be explained in a short time. It makes no sense.
Arigaoa: Maybe you should think about that after you watch the next short.
Mine: *begins to panic* A-Aaaah... I'm still creeped out...! Blergh...! Why can't I think clearly at the moment...?!
Inuyama: You only need to watch the next short. Aight, Mine?
Mine: Ok. Is the next short starting now...?
Some spectators were leaving.)
Shikuna: No, the movie is already over, and it's only one part. You have to pay again and go to another room to see it, but it can also be available online if you don't want to pay.
Mine: I didn't find anything...
Shikuna: Then watch it on your TV. Who doesn't have TV in their house, honestly?
Iken: That is a good question.
Mine: *making abnormal movements* C-Can we go now?! I-I don't wanna see it in fact...!! I-It sounds disturbing...
Shikuna: But you have to if you want to understand all the previous confusion... You even agreed and asked about it.
Mine: *now asking to go, saying that she's smart enough*
Everything felt wrong, the lights went off again and the screen turned on again as well, starting from the beginning of the film, rewinding its every moments. Everyone was shivering, it was very strange.)
Mine: *even more scared* Wh-Who did that...?!
Piriki: (Translation: It was me who did that! Good that this movie ended badly!)
Mine: Wha...?! Just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse!
Inuyama: You're not welcome here!
Piriki: (Translation: So?!)
Piriki summoned a giant hideous wasp BeKan, causing the spectators to scream in terror. This panic increased when it attacked all the adults as they dashed away, attempting to flee. Amidst this commotion, the Cures transformed. The BeKan gave a painful sting at the back of Cure Professional's head and Piriki tried to take the Cures' minds through the rewinded movie and all. She attacked Cure Smart with her hair. Cure Smart tried to cut it but failed.)
Piriki: *sends the movie screen's contents flying and a strong energy starts to attract it, causing Cure Logic to get inside it* Neh-neh-neh-neh-neh-neh!
Cure Logic: Aaaa AaAAAh! Get me outta here! *screams*
Piriki: (Translation: Look, you're inside the movie, you can't escape, you have to deal with it!!! STOP THINKING THAT SPORTS ARE GREAT!!! What if you'll lose and get humiliated as well?! What if you hurt yourself during a sport?! I WON'T CARE IF YOU DO! Victory is all that matters!! My own world hates them like my parents that made me do them since the very birth!!! They think sports BAD AND POINTLESS TOO!!! THIS IS ALL WRONG, ALL WRONG, ALL WRONG!!! DIE!!!)
Cure Professional: That's not true! And how dare you?! *to Piriki for doing that to Cure Logic*
Piriki: (Translation: Ugh...!)
The fictional characters of the movie almost become real. The Cures are in shock, especially if the main lover guy and its monsters would come to life, no way.)
Cure Professional: I have a suggestion! We should hold them off!
Piriki: (Translation: No! You won't!) *partly able to make them regret that decision*
The Cures are very confused, as if a horror movie was be about to start. The fictional characters went back and Cure Logic escaped.)
The Cures began to attack the BeKan, almost finishing it here and there.)
Zameel: Go!
Cure Logic: Hm! *poses and makes the finishing blow*
They did the final group attack and detransformed.)
Piriki: (Translation: Those Pretty Cures! Everytime I try to defeat them, it's no use! Why does this always happen to me?! What am I even trying to accomplish?!) *disappears*
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Iken: I hope that you are still fine after that shocking experience, Mine.
Mine: *she lurched*
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To be continued.