'Ilaa: *he's more wounded than they thought, he'll need some time to rest but he's okay*
Faith: *worrying*
'Ilaa: *looks at her* Don't worry... I'm not going to do something stupid like end myself.
Admirals were confused.)
Shikuna: What do you mean?
'Ilaa: Well, before I was taken away, one of those abominations threatened to assault me if I did anything stupid.
Shikuna: That's a crime for us that are against stupidity.
Szoz: Nobody is perfect. *to Shikuna*
Shikuna: I know...
Faith: Most cruel people would oppose the brainlesses... We all want other people to be intelligent.
/It doesn't seem to be the case/
Shikuna: *nods*
'Ilaa: Hmm... They scared me...
Szoz: Be a man, pszoz.
Arigaoa: Now we should stop talking about it and take a break. *smiles* We're not from this world, remember.
'Ilaa: Yes, it is better to stop talking about all that... Are Kyros and Serah doing okay?
Arigaoa: Kyros is a stupid and impulsive imbecile. He kept mocking us.
/I don't remember if they knew their names/
'Ilaa: *nodding* Ah yes? ...But that's not what I was trying to say.
Arigaoa: And he's dead.
'Ilaa: *shocked* O-Oh no...!
Arigaoa: He led us into an ambush and was bruised by proficient soldiers who used far superior weaponry. The giant monster mauled him even more...
'Ilaa: I-I can't believe it...
Shikuna: Why are you all waging war against everyone in this world with massive armies?
'Ilaa: You seriously do not know?
Shikuna: No.
Arigaoa: I need an explanation...
'Ilaa: No, I don't know who you are.
Arigaoa: We just met yesterday!
'Ilaa: Now, my excuses, I cannot do my work anymore...
Serah is looking, a morphing black ball was close to her.)
'Ilaa: So long, Serah...
Shikuna: *looks at the ball* It's a ball that shifts between different colors. Serah must be planning to do something with it...
Zip: I have something to say to Arigaoa, zippu...
Arigaoa: *not listening*
Zip: THIS ISN'T A COMEDY SHOW, LISTEN TO ME AGAIN! IDIOT!
Arigaoa: Sorry...
Zip: Don't sorry me ever again, zippu!
Arigaoa: Ack! Y-Yes, yes!
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Serah: Now!
Serah points at the ball and it exploded, then a hand appeared from the dust, that of 'Ilaa. He moved it a bit.)
Shikuna: Why did you do that?!
The Cures were violently sent to a horrible parallel world by a wandering sideways person. For a little while, everything accelerates up, and everyone's voices rise in pitch as they shrink and return to normal continuously. There were a huge number of strange floating doors that weren't attached to anything, and there was no ground, simply the void. The Cures walked through a door to an entertainment show where everyone was laughing. It was the worst place in the world, and even the bad would be startled by it. It's been a long time here since the people were truly intelligent. The place had sketches, acrobatics, scenes of suggestions, and jokes combined to create hilarious (in the most ridiculous sense) shows. It was a theater, after all.)
Arigaoa: Where are we...? What's going on...? What am I looking at...?
Iken: I feel that something is very weird here.
They started laughing crazily, jumping on one leg, squinting their right eye in zigzag, making strange faces, sticking out their tongue... There's a woman who is older than she looks, a boy with a girly voice, and more weird people. What's going on?)
A: I WANT TO PERDORM! *with strabismus* /Grammatical mistake meant/
E: I WANT TO PERFORM!
C: Me too!
O: It's PSZOSOSIDJJZJAPAPSKDJDJDIDOZOZKDBBDBWNWLSOAOAOSU *writhing, singing heavy metal and more wild music genres*
Arigaoa: Aaaaaah!
Inuyama: I-Inuyama's scared!
Shikuna: What the heck?!
Faith: This is the worst place ever, we've been trapped by Serah...
Shikuna: Why did she do that? Also, there are other places here... too... Is this really a trap? Serah wouldn't do that...
Iken: How they do not attempt to discuss with us is uneasy... Furthermore, I do not know. These people became irrational.
Shikuna and the others go to another door, a sanatorium. A girl with white hair was here in a bed, with multiple bandages placed around herself, mostly her temples. She started to laugh weirdly, they were nervous, even Iken. Her manner of speaking is... slowly... and shaky. Everyone had blue skin, but it isn't because of the sickness. They were cornered.)
Shikuna: How are you able to talk or move that much?
Unknown: ...B-B-Becau....se I'm in the sanatorium! *it should be the opposite*
They left corridors, looming people, and actually went back to Serah.)
Shikuna: So it wasn't a trap, wasn't it?
Serah: Of course it wasn't a trap...
Shikuna: Then if it isn't a trap, why are you playing one again?
Serah: I didn't! *sighs* Just forget it, I'm dealing with this all wrong and I've been messing up for too long in these types of situations. *blushes*
'Ilaa: I'm...
The Cures looked at 'Ilaa.)
'Ilaa: Fine, I survived again... *the alchemist tries to stand up*
Faith: Do you realize that you badly hurt 'Ilaa?!
Serah didn't answer. It seemed like she had a problem with someone messing with her subordinates.)
'Ilaa: *thinking about herbs*
Serah: *getting mad but crying inside and outside because Kyros died OF COURSE*
A slow, sad version of the opening started playing for three seconds.)
Zip: *muddles*
Inuyama: *doing monkey noises* /NO, NOT HER TOO/
Shikuna: Serah, everything will be fine, even so... you will still remember him in your mind.. *she comforted Serah, next to her*
Faith: Have hope. *she got closer to her too*
Serah: I'm...
Me-chand: A tool and a dweeb?
Serah: No...
Shikuna: I'll take over from here, you just relax.
'Ilaa: *he tried to stand up again, but fell back on the ground* Eh...
Shikuna: *she helped him to stand up* Now, 'Ilaa, what's wrong?
Serah: I hurt him with the explosion, it's my fault...
Shikuna: It's ok... You're not entirely responsible, you should be happy about yourself...
Everyone: *looking at a newcomer*
Zip: *doesn't look at the newcomer*
Newcomer: I'm here to guide you all to Kyros.
Shikuna: But he died...
Arigaoa: Yes, he did, who are you? Another soldier or something?
Newcomer: No, I'm your new captain.
Shikuna: What?!
Mine: Good question.
Newcomer: I'm sure you've all been informed on what's expected of you. Now that we're reaching our final destination, your new captain has some explanations to make.
Shikuna: But... we aren't from this army!
Newcomer: Now you all do. You'll be fighting alongside each other, some of you will die on the battlefield, some of you will return home in body and spirit broken.
Iken: (Think: Hmm... it's the first unecessary violent world that I know of and visited, are that many worlds like this?)
Shikuna: What are we all fighting for?! Against who now?
Newcomer: Kyros has a plan, and you've been chosen to play a role in it.
Shikuna: He's still dead...
Serah: Please stop everyone! I think you just need to stop involving the Cures into this, newcomer.
'Ilaa: *holding his arm* I think you've forgotten who's our real enemies... the bebes...
Newcomer: *sighs* Yes, I suppose I do, but I am new. I need to instill fear into their ranks, otherwise, we'll never end our current war.
Shikuna: Well, we're not part of this army, so what can we do?
Newcomer: You can refuse to join them.
They explained that they cannot because they won't stay here.)
Newcomer: Or you can stop them.
He points to the sky.)
Shikuna: *whispering* What are we going to do?
Newcomer: I'm sorry. I didn't want to involve you all. I didn't really want to, but I thought that you would be a good addition for the battle.
Shikuna: You're a newcomer... aren't you?
Newcomer: Yes, I am.
Shikuna: So what do you want to happen?
Newcomer: I want you all to kill everyone who's coming here, any territories.
Serah: Where did you got that order from?
Newcomer: Our commander. He spoke to me about that. Now I want you all to carry out my orders.
Shikuna: ! *she started to show extremely shocked expressions*
The other Cures: *doing so as well*
Newcomer: Now I suggest you all get back to your posts, not just yours.
Arigaoa: We're not doing anything, we're not killing anyone.
'Ilaa: *as soon as he heard that he got back to his work with difficulties, but he knew this wasn't directed to him, he was just reminded*
Newcomer: In that case I'll make you all do it. I know you're all capable of following orders. We all are. Remember, Khamun is a patient man.
Serah: Pretty Cures, didn't you all agreed to fight on our side and help? Or atleast the red one did, you? *talking about Mine* Then you should.
Shikuna: Okay, but who's Khamun?
Newcomer: The commander of our only armada. You'll get to meet him soon enough.
Serah: Hmm, got all the informations I need for now.
Newcomer: Nice. I hope you all will do what your told, and don't think about trying to escape either, we know where we are.
Inuyama: OKAY! NEWCOMER THAT KNOWS A LOT!
Shikuna: Yeah, so what do we do exactly?
Faith: We'll be briefed properly when we get to the place.
They all enter the ship but a BeKan with a bad butt and a permanent creepy face appears. It stopped the Cures to enter the ship and destroyed it.)
Kikuosno: (Translation: Attack them!) *the Pretty Cures*
They immediatly transformed and fought.)
Cure Bon: GO!
Newcomer: H-Huh?! What's going on?!
Cure Bon: GET TO SAFETY!
Cure Bon tried to protect the newcomer but got blasted by the BeKan.)
Newcomer: Aaaaaargh!
The newcomer gave a scared look and fled away in terror, dropping his military map. He ran so fast that his feet became a spiral cloud. Serah and 'Ilaa went to another location to avoid it, but the BeKan already destroyed the roof where they were and was about to finish off 'Ilaa, but he was saved by a white flash.)
Kikuosno: (Translation: Yare yare sou...! Fruitless! Is this all you've got Ugly Diseases?! *making a vicious pose and face*)
Cure Smart: Ouchie! The monster's attacks are sucking out my own strength?! In that case... I have no choice...
Kikuosno: (Translation: You fight dirty for a girl.)
The BeKan screams in pain with a burnt stomach, looking like it was bit by a mad cat.)
Kikuosno: (Translation: What the-?!) Krngh!
Cure Smart: *catches Kikuosno with her hands*
Kikuosno: (Translation: Let go of me!)
Cure Smart: You're so small I could crush you...
Cure Bon: Are you two alright? *to Serah and 'Ilaa*
They both nod with regret somehow, going to aid them with airships cannons, hoping them to not get destroyed.)
The BeKan is almost knocked out.)
Cure Smart: Reason!
Cure Reason: Yes! *does her attack*
BeKan: BEKAN!!! *defeat*
Kikuosno: (Translation: This is just a minor setback. I shall come back again next time, count on it...) *growls and disappears*
The Cures: *detransform*
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Serah: I am so happy... *blushes* you really all are heroines! You saved us again. Thank you so much for stopping that monster.
Arigaoa: You're welcome, but we need to go now.
Szoz: Goodbye, pszoz!
'Ilaa: Good luck with everything, you'll need it!
Serah: We got this! We will be more peaceful!
Mine: Bye bye!
Shikuna: See you again, hopefully.
Faith: (Think: Yet they don't know that it's a normal thing for parallel worlds to have unstoppable constant violence and that's because of the war... They always didn't know that because our world is too good...)
They left this world.)
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Chief of the bebes: (Translation: Pretty Cures... Each of you... Prepare to know true and complete fear next time.)