I've decided to do another shortcuts one. I really enjoy writing these because I laugh nonstop.
I added small notes from myself in there because I'm basically reading the story too. Also, I have no idea where the story is headed so I felt like adding my own little comments on things.
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Short cut #1
Warnings: cursing
"I could take the high road but I know that I'm not gonna."
"I'm a ban- I'm a bitch."
(I'm laughing so hard. My shortcuts are filled with the B word because of these fan fictions I write.)
Jenna's eyes went wide as Tyler spoke those words. The crowd gasped at his dirty language.
"He never usually does that." Jenna sighed.
The crowd began to talk amongst themselves.
"I could take the high road but I know that I'm going crazy." Tyler's vocals ran around the venue.
"I'm a ban. I'm a ban."
"In city, I feel my spirit is right. Like neon inside the glass, they form my name. But I recently discovered it's a good game. Like nicknames they give themselves to be me."
The crowd was silent, almost bored. What was happening with Tyler?
"I hope you liked how I changed the lyrics. I really wanted to make it happen." Tyler explained, and everyone let out a 'oh' as if they understood.
Everyone cheered for Tyler, chanting his name.
"What about my awesome smile?" Josh asked, and everyone cheered for Josh's smile.
(Okay, but he has an awesome smile so I'm glad. I was going in the direction of awesome drumming but smile won it for me.)
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Shortcut #2
Warnings: none
Interviewer: so, Tyler, hows the wife at home?
Tyler: she is the best.
Interviewer: that's good. How about you Josh?
Josh: Debby is doing that pretty good game.
Interviewer: is that like slang for doing good?
Josh: ooo
Interviewer: ...
Tyler: what Josh meant to say is: this app is the best.
(Tyler just loves saying 'is the best' lmao)
(Interviewer awkwardly laughs): oh alright. So, any new upcoming ideas?
Tyler: only a couple.
(:0 that one worked!)
Interviewer: mind sharing your ideas?
Tyler: well, it's very complicated to explain, but that is what I meant.
Interviewer: so you'll tell us some things?
Tyler: I don't have time for a little while. I'm here for you guys and then we can sit together for dinner. lol
(I just rapidly tapped the middle button. I sometimes switched because it would short cut the same word.)
Interviewer: ...
Josh: what Tyler means to say is: ooo.
(Okay, but why does that seem accurate? Lol 'ooo' was the left button but I had to do it...)
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Shortcut #3
Warnings: none
Y/n laid down on the bed, her body aching from being at work all day. Her whole day consisted of working with her fingers and taking a shower.
(Yes, taking showers are exhausting. Soooo exhausting.)
"You alright. You seem like you don't have a good time at the moment." Tyler said, squinting his eyes at how incorrect that sounded. But y/n seemed to get it. She sighed.
"I just had a long day at the office today." She mumbled. Tyler sighed and laid beside her.
"I'm sorry, I wish I could be there for you."
"It's alright, you have your own life" she sighed.
"Yes, but you are apart of that life."
(Why does that go together so well? I swear I've been using the middle button only.)
"Your life would be easier for you than you. Do you want me to make you happy?" That didn't sound right, but Tyler got what she meant.
"I want you to make me feel better about it." Tyler confirmed.
(The tables have turned. Now I guess y/n is now comforting Tyler?)
"Okay, how about a pizza?" Y/n asked to maybe lighten his mood.
His face lit up. "I love it and it makes it so hard omg!"
(Makes what hard? Gosh, my dirty mind.)
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Shortcut #4
Warnings: none
Tyler sat down below the palm tree, looking out over the beach. He thought for a moment before getting a good song idea.
He began to write:
"East is up, I'm fearless when I hear this song from the radio"
"East is up, I'm careless when I wear my eyes"
Tyler thought for a moment. It definitely needed work, but he thought with a few lyric changes he could make a masterpiece. He then thought of a few more pieces.
"I'm heavy, my jumpsuit is on the point where I'm going crazy"
"I'm lighter when I'm in bed, I'm higher when I'm in the bathroom"
(I'm crying from laughter.)
Yes, this could be a masterpiece! He just needed a few more lyrics and a couple lyric changes to make it fit.
Tyler was so creative.
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Shortcut #5
Warnings: none
Tyler and y/n looked at each other with love. Their vows were next, and Tyler hoped he didn't mess up his words.
"Y/n, I've loved you doing it all day long." Tyler began, and everyone's eyes went wide.
(Oh my god that sounds dirty.)
"You were the only person there for me when I was a kid. And I'm eternally jealous." Tyler sighed. "Yes, I am jealous of the same person, who is a girl." Tyler wipes his eyes as tears formed, y/n was already crying. "You're not only my world you're my friend. And I love you with my whole life." Tyler finished his speech, and everyone's eyes were wide.
Now it was y/N's turn. Hopefully it wasn't as confusing as Tyler's. "Tyler, you've been with me through the whole day." She began. "Which I know that's bad luck, but with you I don't care about that anymore. You've shown me many things that I like. Without you I don't know where I'd go. You are my best friends, my dad, and my mom. And that is why I love you so sweet."
(Wow so we find out Tyler is both y/n's mom and dad. Plot twist for you and me)
Everyone was confused, but they cheered nonetheless. This was Tyler and y/n's day. How rude would it be to question the bride and groom's vows?
Tyler never looked so much in love. And y/n was equally love stricken. At least they understood their loving words.
"You may kiss the bride!" The priest said.
Tyler leaned in and kisses her with force, lips lips softly lips.
^^^^^^^^^^^
(I'm telling you it's all the fan fictions I write.)
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Sooo, that's it! Might do more. It's more for my enjoyment than yours. You probably would rather a story you understand than gibberish lmao.