Chu Geâs head was tilted as his ear was being pulled, but he didnât get up. He looked at the furious Qiu Wuji with a smirk on his face.
Qiu Wujiâs chest heaved with anger, her teeth clenched tightly, and it seemed like fire was about to burst out of her eyes. Through gritted teeth, she said, âYou⦠you, Chu!â
âHey, if you spanking my butt makes you perverted, then me spanking you makes me perverted too, right?â Chu Ge lazily replied, âIs this spanking the result of ten thousand years of cultivation?â
Qiu Wuji was momentarily stunned, only then realizing that it was she who subconsciously tried to âcounterattack in advanceâ by spanking Chu Ge first.
âWell, I can hit you anyway, but you canât hit me,â Qiu Wuji began to act like a brat.
Chu Ge stood up and turned around, presenting his buttocks, saying, âSince youâre so eager to touch, let me give you a touch⦠Ah~â
His large butt wiggled in front of her, and Qiu Wuji instinctively kicked out, causing Chu Ge to gracefully fly onto the bed and lie motionless.
Qiu Wuji said, âIâm sorry, your posture was just so inviting, I couldnât resistâ¦â
Chu Ge: ââ¦â
He flipped over and sat on the edge of the bed, giving Qiu Wuji a sideways glance. He looked her up and down for a while before lazily saying, âSect Master Qiu, now that you dominate the Nine Provinces Immortal Path, you dare to run away from home, huh?â
Qiu Wuji took a step back with a stern face, her eyes unconsciously shifting.
âDo you also realize that you made a mistake?â Chu Ge also had a stern expression, âWhat did you do wrong?â
Qiu Wuji continued to retreat.
She lacked confidence. Truly, she had been helped by him. It wouldnât be an exaggeration to say that she was saved. Otherwise, how could she have dominated the Nine Provinces? Forget about victory or defeat, even if she had been more severely injured, the current situation wouldnât be as favorable.
Despite his repeated reminders not to be careless, not to underestimate the enemy, and to return early to prepare for battle, it still ended up like this.
Qiu Wuji felt extremely embarrassed, unable to face him. She even felt a tingling sensation in her buttocks, as if she deserved to be beaten.
So she decided to run away from home.
Seeing her cautious retreat, a rare display of timidity, Chu Ge felt a bit amused, although he maintained a stern expression. âWhy are you retreating? Am I scarier than Yan Qianli? He can kill people, what can I do? Come here.â
Qiu Wuji thought youâre much scarier than Yan Qianli; you can devour peopleâ¦
Ultimately feeling guilty and short of breath, Qiu Wuji pouted slightly and walked over, saying, âDonât hit me.â
âDid you realize your mistake?â
âI know, Master,â Qiu Wuji finally softened. âIâve watched too many plotlines and always thought I understood all his tricks. Now I realize that he can be deceived and so can I. I shouldnât judge with an old perspective⦠I wonât watch plotlines anymore. Itâs not a good thingâ¦â
âIs that what I was talking about?â Chu Ge continued to uphold his authoritative tone. âFor the sake of helping an immature little girl, Iâve exhausted myself mentally, almost fainted, and in return, I get to see you avoiding me and running away from home? Qiu Wuji, you have no conscience~â
Qiu Wuji: ââ¦â
Why donât I believe that he exhausted himself mentally and almost fainted?
But thinking about it, itâs probably not far from the truth. It might be a bit exaggerated⦠He was just beginning to learn the Heaven-Shaking Earth-Shattering technique, observing the world with his mind, and suppressing Yan Qianli while altering the plot. He must have been quite exhausted.
With this in mind, Qiu Wuji felt a bit embarrassed and said hesitantly, âWell, Iâll make you some chicken soup today to replenish your energy and apologizeâ¦â
âDid I ask for chicken soup?â Chu Ge still maintained a stern face. âCome sit here.â
Qiu Wuji sat on the edge of the bed, half of her butt next to him, keeping a distance of one foot. She said cautiously, âDonât hit my butt.â
Chu Ge chuckled and cleared his throat. âWhy would I hit you? Seeing how hard Master has worked, shouldnât you give me a shoulder massage?â
So that was your goal all along?
Qiu Wuji found it somewhat amusing and exasperating. Is this what you truly desire?
At this moment, she actually felt that compared to a spanking, this was really nothing⦠If he really exhausted himself mentally and almost fainted⦠Wellâ¦
Qiu Wuji hesitated for a moment but then pouted and reached her hand up. âTurn around.â
Chu Ge concealed a smirk as he turned around, and as expected, Qiu Wuji obediently began massaging his shoulders. In a soft voice, she said, âAlright, look at you, wanting compensation like a little child who has been bulliedâ¦â
Whoâs the child here, huh? Chu Ge pondered for a moment and thought, well, it seems like both of us are.
Regardless, his dream of receiving Qiu Qiuâs shoulder massage had finally come true. It felt so comfortable⦠Her understanding of the human bodyâs muscles and meridians surpassed everyone else in the world. The level of comfort he could achieve while receiving a massaging was indescribableâit was incredibly satisfying.
Even more satisfying was the psychological aspect. Just moments ago, she had defeated a formidable enemy, established her dominance as the supreme immortal in the Nine Provinces, and now she was meekly giving a shoulder massage like a submissive young wifeâ¦
This wasnât about a pure intention⦠It was about training, right? Thatâs how the husband can uphold his authority. Hmph.
But then Qiu Wuji said, âYou⦠stop being so preoccupied with deceiving me into massaging your shoulders and think carefully. Since Yan Qianli has already noticed and attempted to break free from the Heavenly Dao, is it possible that there are others in the world who can do the same? Donât end up in a disastrous situation.â
Chu Ge replied, âArenât you the one who wants to challenge the Heavenly Dao and cause my downfall?â
Qiu Wuji was taken aback for a moment, but then Chu Ge continued, âHey, in a sense, you and Yan Qianli can be considered allies. Youâre both challenging me, the big boss. Together, youâre breaking free from constraints and seizing control of your own fate, soaring freely through the heavens and seas.â
Qiu Wuji quietly massaged his shoulders and whispered, âThatâs true.â
There was a moment of silence between the two.
After a while, Qiu Wuji muttered, âWho asked this big boss to be so annoying?â
Implicit meaning: Who asked this big boss to be so good that he managed to win me over.
Chu Ge pretended not to understand and sighed, âSaying Iâm the boss, but Iâm innocent. Iâm just writing books to make money. Who did I provokeâ¦?â
Qiu Wuji nodded, from his perspective, he was somewhat of an âinnocent victim.â Who could have expected that writing a novel would result in the world becoming real, characters rebelling, and him being held at swordpoint to change the plot.
Chu Ge leaned back, feeling a little tired. Qiu Wuji didnât refuse and let him lean against her, then proceeded to massage his temples.
Chu Ge comfortably leaned against the mountains amidst the clouds, but he couldnât fully enjoy the gentle and sweet moment. He spoke softly, âQiu Qiu, Iâm conflicted⦠Iâm not some big boss trying to manipulate othersâ emotions. Not just with you, but even with Yan Qianli, I feel itâs only natural for us to want to break free. Putting ourselves in each otherâs shoes, no one can tolerate it, right? But both you and I have this feeling that if everything spirals out of control, I might make mistakes⦠At least with my current mental strength, I canât handle such chaos or breakdown.â
Qiu Wuji responded with a thoughtful âHmm.â It was precisely because of this premonition that she dared not arbitrarily change the plot, such as going to kill Chu Tiange and the like. Such thoughts had flashed through her mind before, but she didnât dare to act on them.
It was highly likely that it wasnât about killing Chu Tiange, but killing Chu Ge instead.
The most probable outcome would be the âarrival of the Heavenly Dao for correction,â turning it into a decisive battle between herself and Chu Ge, where one side would inevitably end up in a sorry state. She couldnât do that.
However, she, Qiu Wuji, could exercise control and cautiously attempt to make changes from various corners and edges, but others didnât have that leeway. Other peopleâs so-called caution was merely about evading the notice of the Heavenly Dao. Once they believed they had the ability to challenge it, the first thing they would do is âtear the heavensâ without a doubt.
âSo, we were originally enemies.â Qiu Wuji whispered, âThe god who created the world and the cultivator who wants to grasp their own destiny. In other peopleâs stories, itâs a tale of humans overcoming fate. So, in essence, you have been helping me challenge yourself.â
âI hate that kind of cheesy plot. I write stories for fun, not to get entangled.â Chu Ge said firmly, âIâm sure that fundamentally we have no conflict and can coexist. Itâs just that the timeline has been accelerated, causing some trouble⦠Once it reaches a certain point, the world can run on its own. By then, the so-called creator god can achieve his goal and step back, taking his dear Qiu Qiu with him on a journey.â
Qiu Wuji angrily retorted, âBah! Who wants to go on a journey with you? Are you still dreaming?â
While letting him lean against her and massaging his temples, Qiu Wuji herself felt that her words lacked persuasiveness. Angrily, she pushed him away, âIs that enough? Letâs go eat!â
Chu Ge sat up straight and looked at her seriously, âQiu Qiu, itâs great that youâre here⦠I was wondering, what would happen if characters like Yan Qianli were to come out into this world?â
Qiu Wuji was slightly startled and slowly widened her eyes.
What would happen if the female protagonist came out of the book? It seemed like it wouldnât be much of a problem. Everyone could find common ground and reach a compromise. If you have the ability, go and date the female protagonist.
What would be truly troublesome is if the male antagonist came out of the book?